Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

oh yeah, i did mean to say the arsenal pecking order is prob rvp ----------------------------------------------- injury prone vermaelen --------------- song cant wont tackle ---------------ah fuckit take the rest

Chris Sutton in his Norwich or Blackburn days probably wouldn't have much trouble either.

He was twice as good at Celtic, fwiw

GRANT HOLT HAS PUT IN A TRANSFER REQUEST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/content/images/2009/07/22/grad_pulis_470x315.jpg

HE'S READY.

lol the fat deluded cunt

once you put a hat on him, tony pulis will be happy

Where does he think he is gonna go? Is this Spurs' replacement for Ade?

Rangers put in a bid for him last year *stifles giggles*

Haha, 24 hours ago he's hard done by not struttin' with the European elite; now this. How quickly the worm turns.

Ah, Norwich have rejected his transfer request. Are we sure LFc haven't approached him for a player-manager role?

either he's playing hardball on a new contract, some mentalist has tapped him up, or he's got himself a job doing quality control at the ginsters factory

i'm sticking with your og post

lol the fat deluded cunt

― r|t|c, Friday, May 18, 2012 3:50 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tho "some mentalist has tapped him up" is just about within the realms of possibility

he's moving to anfield as player manager

shame kenny's gone now, he'd have been right in there

Anyone want to have a crack at a current Premiership oafish XI? I mean aside from Carroll and Holt upfront obviously.

(NB Holt has 11 more Prem goals than Carroll this season)

off topic, but did defoe really score more league goals than he had league starts this season?

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This is a form of fasciatherapy known as myofascial release"

HJ?

on topic both paul robinson's would make the oafish 11 surely.

sounds like kagawa's in the bag:

"I am sad that Kagawa will be leaving this summer. Dortmund will lose a player with outstanding technique," Grosskreutz confessed to Sport Bild.

"Nevertheless, every footballer wants to play in the English Premier League at some point and Kagawa must seize this chance.

"We had great times together, both on and off the pitch. We'll keep in contact and who knows - I'm a big fan of England and could join him playing there too one day."

Presumably Man U. I hate it when Utd sign players I actually like cf Cantona, Park, Veron. Luckily they don't do it too often.

off topic, but did defoe really score more league goals than he had league starts this season?

― pandemic, Friday, May 18, 2012 12:07 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

11 goals 11 starts 14 sub appearances

this is why i think he's good for the england squad

oh yeah united no question

looks like a great signing to me, how much of an impact do u see him making pandemic?

haha:

The 75-year-old said he would not stand in Martinez's way if the Spaniard was to receive an irresistible offer but doubted the attraction of the Liverpool job.

"The club have great supporters, but the place is a morgue, a desolate place, without heart; all I can say is what a shame for their supporters," Whelan told ESPN.

Bolton oaf Robinson is: a) no longer a prem player; and b) no longer a Bolton player. Released this morning along with some other no-marks and Klasnic.

Defoe's been really sharp all season, just hasn't fitted the system we play as a starter, although he should have been starting over Saha.

i don't think kagawa is the player united need, he plays too far forward, basically in rooney's position.

big grant hanley a must for the oaf xi

I'll sing Holt's praises any day, for what he has achieved at Norwich the last couple of season, but I don't know who would be interested in signing an ageing, overweight striker with 9 months of premier league experience, other that a side just coming up, or just gone down.

I think Kagawa is good enough that he'll definitely improve Utd, but as mizzell says the position he's been playing for Dortmund doesn't really exist for Utd unless Rooney plays as a #9. Utd predominantly play with 2 out and out wingers I think, I may be wrong, so other than CF that leaves one position available. I assume Welbeck/Rooney will partner up quite a bit so Kagawa may end up being an option rather than a vital component. I know he's at a totally different stage of his career but I hope it doesn't end up like a Littmanen at LFC deal where the player is obviously good enough but the manager can never see a way of fitting him in.
xp

utd should try to get whatever is left of nuri sahin, that's a single player who could really improve them

i guess sahin would be the replacement for deep-lying old scholes and kaggie the new nippy young forward scholes

valencia-kagawa-carrick-nani would certainly be a fun return to the late 90s headless chicken days

Klasnic better than given credit for. Maybe some sort of relegation clause.

if you give Klasnic that somewhat charitable Defoe 'goals / start' stat he's 20 in 28 for Bolton, not bad.

Klasnic explicitly excluded from no-mark category fyi, that post was impeccably drafted.

idk im sure i spend more time hating on shitty english football ppl/culture but grant holt is not some carrollingian oaf, steve morison is norwich's lump #9

his movement, reading of the game is very good and his technique surprisingly sound

and why the fuck shouldnt he chase maybe the only lucrative contract he will ever sign? he could probably get 2 yrs at £30k pw out of someone now

I hope it's us tapping him up, and our plan for next season is him and Rickie up front as the least mobile front line in Prem history. Nigel rolling up with that at the Britannia next season, all "There's a quote from Kierkegaard that says SEE YOU AND RAISE YOU MOTHERFUCKER"

im surprised by how he isn't all that slow, certainly quicker than a 31 yr old viduka or berbatov

finally getting around to last weeks motd and wtf the stoke goal? banging into a keeper WHO HAS THE BALL IN HIS HANDS is fine now?

ok this whole game is a joke

I haven't watched motd yet. No spoilers please.

a joke indeed, if clint hill hadnt have been robbed of his goal bolton would already have been down by then

not that that shameless bitch owen "decisions have cost us" coyle could remember that far back of course

kicking a man when he's down, I like it

ay i gave it a week's grace, lets have some credit

swygart give us the lowdown on saints' to-do list this summer please

xpoat Sadly, Clint's "goal" came from a corner that should never have been given. I find it hard to get worked up about that one.

Ooh, lessee... well, we released Bialkowski today so we need another keeper to give Kelvin competition at the very least (we'd still have needed that even if we'd kept Bialkowski, tho). Not convinced about our full-backs. Another centre-back would be good. Possibly one more striker, though our current options are probably about as good as Norwich's were last season. In fact, yeah, we're probably looking about as good as Norwich did last year. And Adkins has been very solid in the transfer market thus far. We'll probably be in the relegation scrap, but I think a few decent purchases should see us safe.

Oh, and Solskjaer's officially not interested in the Villa job anymore.

Tony Mowbray's fifth favourite for the West Brom job. Suspect that's not a value bet, that.

all these motherfuckers itt moaning as if the refereeing scandal of the year wasn't stoke/spurs