The long overdue _Blade Runner_ thread

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Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

lol

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

actually, i always think the original is funny too, cuz it sounds like berlin alexanderpants

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

Leon (The Unprofessional)

Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

i hear scott wants to shake it up a bit and have it take place in a post-civilization post-apocalypse landscape à la the road. glade runner.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

Rick and Rachels' Bogus Journey

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

Let's Run It Again

(labored sequel joke)

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

Hasbro Presents: Blade Runner Candy Land

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

Mr. Deckard Goes to Washington

Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

For a Few Runners More

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

The Good, The Bad, and The Replicant

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

i keep trying to find one that i can cram "skinjobs" into, but you know, that's about the only fake slur i can think of that seems legitimately offensive. everything i try comes off more gross than funny.

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

Replicant on a Hot Tin Roof

Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

okay, now that i've thought about it bunch, it sounds funny after all

The Once and Future Skinjob
Skinjob Cowboy
Weekend at Skinjobs

etc.

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

My tie-in product idea already exists :-(

http://www.mowersdirect.com/Ariens-911156-Lawn-Mower/p3306.html

StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Debbie Does Tyrell Corporation

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

i think you're just making these up

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

Wet Blade American Runner

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

Run! or my mom will shoot!

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

Carry On Blade Running

banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

Cannonblade Run

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

Would watch

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fdMBR.png

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

WINNER

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

when the sequel gets made that has to be thread title pleeeeeze

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

Since it has a female protagonist, obviously the title will be:

Blade Runneress

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2012 07:34 (fourteen years ago)

Or:

BLadee Runner

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2012 07:35 (fourteen years ago)

was trying to think of a decent sequel to a classic, that came a decade or so after. there's not many is there?

piscesx, Monday, 21 May 2012 08:14 (fourteen years ago)

texasville?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 21 May 2012 08:24 (fourteen years ago)

mm haven't seen that, i think it went straight-to-video over here iirc.

piscesx, Monday, 21 May 2012 08:47 (fourteen years ago)

romero's day of the dead i guess. but that's more of a series than a one-off sequel of course.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 21 May 2012 08:53 (fourteen years ago)

Freddy Vs. Jason came out 13 years after the previous Nightmare on Elm Street movie (though only 2 years after the previous Friday the 13th one), and it's better than almost any other NoES or Ft13th movie.

Some people seem to think Before Sunset is even better than Before Sunrise, I'd say they're equally good. It's also one of the few movies where the long cap between the original and the sequel is succesfully incorporated in the plot. (It would've been a totally different movie if it was made only 3 or 4 years after the original.)

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:01 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, and I also remember liking The Color of Money, though admittedly I haven't seen The Hustler (which came out 25 years before the sequel).

Anyway, if this new Blade Runner will be a proper sequel and not a remake, I wonder if it'll be the longest pause ever between a movie and its sequel? By the time it hits the screens, there'll be something like 35 years between the two movies.

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:07 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, apparently not! Internet tells me the longest sequel gap is 64 years, between Bambi (1942) and Bambi II (2006). Though admittedly with animated movies it's much easier to make sequels decades after the original.

Oh, and speaking of: Toy Story 3 came out 11 years after Toy Story 2, and it's the best movie of the three.

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

And with live-action movies the longest gap appears to be between The Naked Civil Servant and An Englishman in New York, which is 34 years. (John Hurt plays the lead in both.)

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:15 (fourteen years ago)

was gonna say Psycho 2 but turns out that was only 23 years after the first one! #mindmash.

piscesx, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:47 (fourteen years ago)

there's also that manoel de oliveira belle de jour psuedo-sequel, belle toujours, which came about around 2009, 32 year after buñuel's film.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

55 years between Gone With The Wind and the Scarlett TV mini-series.

Vini Reilly Invasion (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

(thought "decent sequel" is questionable)

Vini Reilly Invasion (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ Bladeerunner I am using that one Tuomas thx

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

You guys all remember this series right?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mH1qrF9dL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

I think Jeter wrote two more after that one.

Vini Reilly Invasion (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

he was authorized by he dick estate to write those as well. I assume they are awful. I know he has a cult following but the one book of his I read (wolf flow) sucked balls.

akm, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

Jeter's Dr. Adder was pretty good, I seem to remember.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

Jeter alternates between hackery and genius. I don't know anybody that's read Dr. Adder or Glass Hammer and not been impressed.

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

He Said You Blade Runner, She Said You Blade Runner, a mixed-up romantic comedy from Ridley Scott.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

Naked co-ed Beach Blade Runner

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

or perhaps the video-game-inspired Blade Gunner?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

Who Is Harry Bryant and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?

Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

5 Now Runner 5

sleepingbag, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

He's Just Not That Into Retiring You

Vini Reilly Invasion (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 21 May 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)


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