infallible comedy stand-bys: obvious non-rapper gets to rap

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Hatch (Hatch), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah mark it really was only a matter of time before this whole thing became a list of matisyahu jokes though, you didn't think it through very well I'm afraid

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

15. fred flintstone

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...), April 20th, 2006.

"But to get the taste, I've gotta trick Fred!"

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

:(

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

198. Louis Theroux

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

William Shatner's mind-melting rap of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar" monologue at the end of "Free Enterprise".

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Picard's voice cut up in the picard song

http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

the scientific focus of this thread has gone missing

= using Roman numerals?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

doesn't steve martin do this in "bringing down the house"? it was america's favorite movie for three weeks straight in early 2003 but i never saw it, mainly because i was afraid of the above

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

like, REALLY afraid

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Steve Martin should've died in a car crash somewhere around 1986 - his legacy would be secure.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I believe it's actually Eugene Levy who raps in that movie.

Also: Michelle Gayle

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Warren Beatty in Bulworth?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

eugene levy's legacy remains secure

haha as does stevem's: SEE THE SECOND POST STEVEM

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

ive never seen it but id bet on tony danza rapping at some point in his career

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Des Lynam did a rap about how much he hates rap on his episode of Room 101.

chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

FRESH YOUNG BALKI B PPL

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

"Curly Watts performed a derivative freestyle on Coronation St once."

Was that when he was living with that black girl and her streetwise, no nonsense talkin' neice? I remember Curly and the latter body-popping around Alf Roberts' upstairs flat to BVSMP on at least occasion(!).

JTS (JTS), Friday, 21 April 2006 00:12 (eighteen years ago) link

harold bishop from neighbours.

Harold [doing a rap for a coffee shop commercial under the guise of "Afro Harold"]: It's Harold here. I'm in the House, of the Coffee shop where the food is Grouse. There's sandwiches and lasagne too Served with a smile, that part is true I'm keepin' it real, you get a great deal On a yummy snack, and that isn't wack The food is great, we're open till late. So don't be a McGuffin, come butter my muffin. Yo!

estela (estela), Friday, 21 April 2006 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Was it Chris Parnell who did the rap about Ashton Kutcher?

Sundar (sundar), Friday, 21 April 2006 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

auctioneers

nklshs, Friday, 21 April 2006 02:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I swear to god I've seen kermit Rap.

nklshs, Friday, 21 April 2006 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh no, wait, maybe it was Ms. Piggy.

nklshs, Friday, 21 April 2006 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link

ILX is slipping if they have waited this long to mention Tynan.

Fonzie Scheme (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

yo motherfucker,

i'm condi rice

eat my ass, girl

yeah that's nice

Condoleeza Rice, Friday, 21 April 2006 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

tynan is a born rapper tho.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG estela I didnt realise Harold said "come butter my muffin" in the Afro Harold rap *dies laughing in horror*.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Roscoe, of Roscoe's Chicken'n'Waffles! "The Video Aces went from rags to riches/now they stuck in the pen with no money or bitches."

Also: Crispin Glover - Auto-Manipulator.

clotpoll (Clotpoll), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Stevie Wonder in Do I Do (extended version).

Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

This guy.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 April 2006 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link

"and impinges"!?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 21 April 2006 05:00 (eighteen years ago) link

How about the Mr. Show sketch where the Dalai Lama is in a rap competition against the fat camp kids?

not to mention "rap: the musical" and bob odenkirk DJing ("get rappin' with it HEY! get rappin' with it HO!").

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, 21 April 2006 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link

There's a Louis Theroux's weird weekends where he raps badly, partly I suppose for the sake of amusing people. Not fiction though.

v, Friday, 21 April 2006 06:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Stevie Wonder in Do I Do (extended version).

but i love that rap!

i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 21 April 2006 07:30 (eighteen years ago) link

THAT FUCKING LAZY SUNDAY SHIT

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I didnt realise Harold said "come butter my muffin" in the Afro Harold rap

thats hilarious! that harold is an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a salvation army sweater.

i miss neighbours! last time i saw it the coffeshop and lassiters exploded.

sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:14 (eighteen years ago) link

apparently Robin Williams improv'd some rap in RV and they left it in cuz "it tested great."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a strange desire to see RV.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
"you nod off. i'll ave a scoff!"

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 20 October 2006 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my, that is one of the funniest bits in nathan barley. i had to record it so i could stick it in between tracks on mixtapes.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Rappin' Granny of The Wedding Singer fame

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Don Howe, as a ITV studio pundit during the 1994 world cup.

Lord Byron Lived Here, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Homer in the Mr Plow episode
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, April 20, 2006 9:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wtf? that was just a cheesy little jingle!

some dude, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

mmmmm cheesy

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

the daily show did this recently :(

the worst. they suck at the news stories now compared to past seasons

there was zarana (tremendoid), Thursday, 29 January 2009 07:24 (fifteen years ago) link

they stop just short of barfing on passerby for cheap laughs while this election was going on. i mean there was some good stuff here and there. i look out for larry wilmore, does john hodgman still come on?

there was zarana (tremendoid), Thursday, 29 January 2009 07:27 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

raps @ 2:18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGO2hVA3P58

Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

There was a recent Colbert/Alicia Keys bit where Colbert rapped over Empire State of Mind. See also, obvious non-rapper rapping about obvious non-rap SUBJECT MATTER.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

that bit in Stella from the episode where they get paper routes (or all of them have the same paper route, i forget)

arby's, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

whoah, that joaquin phoenix thing is ... ouch

the tune is space, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

oh dear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDFBj8UxpU

strangled by a necklace of mexicans (Pillbox), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link

great, wise decision

google street jew (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ4PTiL1RDs&feature=related

Part 2, featuring "Charles Young, Music Journalist"

portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently Robin Williams improv'd some rap in RV and they left it in cuz "it tested great."

As it has been mentioned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UvBscCukg4

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 November 2010 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EbOXYenJY&feature=related

I love how even the cat can't take it.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 November 2010 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link

more simpsons:

"Hail to the Chief" plays as Selma, Bart and Lisa attend the Duff
Hall of Presidents. Of course, they're all robots. Abe Lincoln stands
up.

Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a
refreshing drink from hops and barley. [drinks his Duff and
starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to
say, if you want to drink beer, well Duff's the only way! I
said the only way! Break down!
[crushes a beer can on his head]
Lisa: This is a disgrace.
Selma: Hey, if it's this bad, it has to be educational.

The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

MC Hawking to thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wkw9nvRCY8

A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 September 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

my fave will always be that tried and true:

what's your name?

Dr. lam...ding...ton...er...von...ham...

and then the person repeats the name later: have you met Dr. Lamdingtonervonham?

scott seward, Saturday, 8 September 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

sorry that doesn't have anything to do with rapping...

but i swear they could do that joke in every comedy ever and i would be happy.

scott seward, Saturday, 8 September 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link


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