Wither Columbus? (Or at least Ohio)

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so, FAP at the library?

dave vire think (dave225.3), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
So, I am moving to Columbus at the end of July (starting school in September). I've visited once and dug it at first glance - nice and flat! - but wasn't able to really sink my teeth into much outside of the university and its immediate surroundings, which are a little bit fratty/student-bookstore-bar-y. Can I hope to find attractive hipsters who will fall for my rambling nerdiness and keyboard open-mic shows?

Also, where are there pinball machines in town? I got absolutely nowhere in my admittedly sort of abortive search when I was there for a visit.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 18 June 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

Columbus is completely overrun with hipsters. You'll have no problems.

J (Jay), Monday, 19 June 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

Well, no problems finding hipsters anyway. In fact, Columbus is the original home of hipster bingo, since the propietor of catbirdseat.org resides there.

http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html

J (Jay), Monday, 19 June 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

By coincidence, I just found out about this place today when looking for info about Scrawl.

www.surlygirlsaloon.com

co-owned by Marcy Mays!

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 19 June 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, that place actually looks pretty cool! I like the sound of these punkerobics. Thanks.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 19 June 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

The Surly Girl is really awesome, as is its more restaurant-y sister Betty's. My friend Davey is the head food wizard and occasional DJ at the SG, and he makes the good stuff. And for you scrawlheads, yes, Marcy is there all the time.

J (Jay), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
i am moving july 31, i think (maybe a week or so earlier). i found a tiny cheap apartment in the victorian village. excited/scared!!!! what if it's lonely!?!?

doctor casino, what are you doing there? (i'm not an attractive hipster but i did see a bunch when i was there last week)

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

bummmmp. talk about ohio please

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

If you visit cleveland I will show you things you've never imagined in your wildest dreams. Buildings taller than a horse standing on end! Bread shaped into a disc and covered with tomato sauce and cheese!

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

also, your car will be burned during the Ohio State/Michigan football game so bring two

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

those buildings sound tall

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, seriously... cars, sofas, drunks sitting in one place for too long - it's all fair game for osu/mich post-game arson.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

go to the day-glo factory in cleveland and post pictures

lf (lfam), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

hahahah, the best part is that even in Athens, Georgia (not exactly a major metropolis) we would get people staying at the hotel where I worked carrying on about the "big city lights" and so forth. Exactly which wonders of the modern metropolis had them so dazzled I never exactly worked out...

caitlin: I'm moving into the Short North/Victorian Village August 2nd, to start grad school at OSU at the beginning of September. At that point I will probably cease to exist. In between, let's be ILX pen pals! We can fill this thread with minutia-stuffed reports on anything worth doing that we find in town. What are you doing in the "Big Columbo"? (New project: coming up with insider-sounding nicknames for things before I even move there. Does anyone call Victorian Village 'The Vic'?)

Funnily, Laurence (Lawrence?) KS was the home of another school to which someone tried to convince me to apply. I didn't....

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

i already found TACO NINJA. $1 tacos on mondays! they are small though, i ate 4.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

also my friend (who already goes to osu) brought me to this stupid horrible bar because her friends were there. it was called bodega. it was happy hour, however, and they had 75 cent PBR (or $2 fancy beer but whatever). so it was not all bad.

oh i am doing law school, btw

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

75 cent beer? Dollar Tacos?

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

What year is it in columbus?

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

you can still get 25 cent beer in oberlin, i think.

the one bar that i really liked in columbus was the blue danube.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I had dinner at the Blue Danube on my visit! My friend Lotus insists that it should be referred to only as "the Dube," as in "You're a rube if you don't call it the Dube." Dug the fried macaroni and cheese balls. The chocolate silk pie was eh but service was fine and I could see myself making it an adoptive diner hangout of sorts for a while.

$1 Tacos could almost make me start eating tacos...

The only other place I got a chance to go in town was a small coffee/sandwich/bar place called Victoria's Midnight, which had a really pleasant ambience in the day (lot of good light, in other words, and a neat back patio). Didn't get a chance to try the food but I played an open-mic show there which was surprisingly fun although naturally dominated by hippies. A really nice old guy was so inspired by my Paul McCartney cover that he did an almost all-Beatle set; that was cool.

A ways north of campus on High Street (in the vicinity of Clintonville) I was taken to a pretty decent thrift store although I couldn't tell you the name. The LPs in particular were excellent - tons of classic rock junk rather than the churchy easy listening junk I'm used to finding here.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Victorian Village ==> Vickyville.

.. can't think of what thrift store you're talking about unless it's the Goodwill (which is a kinda easy name to remember) or rag-o-rama (which is an overpriced indie goodwill.)

DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

yup, it's the dube. i never ate anything there, though. just drank heavily and spent $$$$$$$$$$$ on the jukebox.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

volunteers of america? you don't eat tacos? what? you have a friend named LOTUS?

xpost

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

also i have learned that samuel p. bush (great grandfather of mr. george w. bush) is buried in columbus. i like cemeteries but i bet i will never make it there, trying to get rid of the car. and go to the clintonville community market! it's not the best co-op i've ever seen but co-ops are nice to have.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

It probably was the Goodwill. I didn't mean to suggest that it had an exotic, big-city name, merely that I didn't remember what brand of thrift store it was. And no, I've never been much for tacos, but I'm working on that. Lotus is her name (hippie parents, with a normal name in front that no one ever used, added solely to please the grandparents). She's a dear old friend of mine who happily enough moved to Columbus a year ago with her boyfriend (she's at OSU for a masters in women's studies) so I've been fortunate to have a person "on the inside" to help me find my apartment, etc.

Good for you on getting rid of the car (and good luck as well!). I'll be getting around strictly by bike myself; if that's the direction you're going, exercise caution as I've been told it's a rough city for bike robberies. Get a good lock and keep your wits about you.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i have a kryptonite u-lock but maybe i should get more locks. i just had to kill my dumpy bike and trade it for a better one from my dad's garage and i am afraid the upgrade will attract bike thieves.

i am not 100% sure about the car. i want to not be a driver and cars are kind of a crutch sometimes but i might want it while i'm there, i dunnooooooo

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 July 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

you can get 25 cent pabst in oberlin at the gross college bar. believe it, i've definitely learned why people pay more for ambience.

lf (lfam), Thursday, 6 July 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

Revive! T minus 3 weeks for my arrival! Still hoping to hear about some pinball machines! Also, the best karaoke selections in town. Nothing will take the place of sweet Indie Rock Karaoke, but I have to start somewhere.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

Currently 100% humidity. Bring gills.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

Also, tall ships!

http://www.cleveland.com/cgi-bin/prxy/photogalleries/nph-cache.cgi/cache=3000;/cleve/images/1910/01-01.jpg

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
i am here now. it's too hot to leave my house!

where are the least douchey, non-chain places to have coffee? i asked my friend and she seemed indecisive.

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

Grandview - Stauf's
German Village - Cup O' Joe
Clintonville - Cup O' Joe
Victorian Village - Victorian's Midnight Cafe (coffee's not the greatest, but it's the most indieseque in town if that's your bag)

There is, in fact, a coffee shop *in* the College of Law.

J (Jay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

(plz note that "non-douchey" and "coffee shop" are kinda not-quite-but-almost mutually exclusive criteria. I've done my best)

J (Jay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i totally knew that but i hoped it would be understood, thanks!

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Rolling blackouts in Clevo last night. Thank god Rolling Rock is 9.99 an 18-pack.

welcome to Ohio, btw

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Haven't been there in a while, but my favorite things in Columbus not yet mentioned are:
Used Kids Records (ever-changing selection, priced to move)
Wexner Center for the Arts (classic cinema plus some music events - Boredoms played there in June!)
Studio 35 (double features, cult classics, and they have beer and pizza!)

Also - what's the deal with nacho platters being so freakin' huge in Columbus? It's not like that everywhere!

Also - if you like roller coasters, you MUST make the drive up to Cedar Point.

Ernest P. (ernestp), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

How could I forget?
HOUND DOGS PIZZA!! Especially the Smokin' Joe's crust! Open 24 hours!

BTW, Doctor Casino: that might be a good place to check for pinball machines.

Ernest P. (ernestp), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS DISGUSTINGLY HOT IN COLUMBUS TODAY.

J (Jay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

Is the Flying Tomato on High street still open? I loved their pizza as a kid.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

Long gone. Flying PIZZA (aka "Pizza by the Slice"), however, still exists, and remains awesome.

J (Jay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

i went to victorian's midnight (it is very close to my apartment). it was ok, i kind of liked it (it was better than my old coffee shop in rochester). except for the guy doing like a one hour soundcheck to prepare for open mic night. he was really bad. but i think i will go there sometimes.

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

might be here for Xmas wtf

does it snow? i have no idea

ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 3 August 2006 08:26 (nineteen years ago)

Woooooooo! I'm here now too! And it's hot as a mug! Oh well, that just gives me an excuse to hole up and get unpacked, I guess...

I ended up having breakfast at Victorian's Midnight the other day (it's right around the corner from me too). Pretty damn decent. My dad was raving about the home fries and Lotus also stands by them. The French toast I had was satisfying, although they're one of those places that only serves sugar-free syrup but doesn't tell you that in advance. Oh well! I'll be going for open-mic on an annoyingly regular basis probably, starting next week? We'll see...

Ate dinner the other night at North Star (High Street & 2nd, across the side street from the White Castle) - VERY delicious basil/pesto chicken burrito. Prices sorta high but it's a huge burrito (I took half home), and they refuse tips since it's counter service and they (supposedly?) pay fair wages. The staff seemed fine with the arrangement and I loved the chocolate truffle cookie.

Oooooh, I need to track down this Hound Dogs' Pizza - I was DYING for a good slice of cheese yesterday but ended up at an extremely mediocre Chinese joint called Yau's. Not recommended.

The heat aside, I'm finding this town wonderfully bike-able and my vibes are positive. Hither, Columbus!

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Update on Hound Dog's pizza - they don't serve it by the slice! :( Way to make a guy feel like he just moved to town and has no friends, guys. It was kind of worth it though for this dialogue:

Me: (looking at menu) "Y'all don't serve pizza by the slice, do you?"
Server: (apologetically) "No...no, we don't... what exactly were you looking for?"
Me: "A slice of pizza, mainly."
Server: "Sorry..."
Me: "Do you know anywhere around here where I could get such a thing?"
Server: "No - I just moved here."

Oh well. The pinball (Lord of the Rings - hadn't played that before) was worth it, even if the junior funk ensemble was kind of distracting. I then went to the "Dube" for a milkshake and fries. I don't recommend either of these things there. What I do recommend is The Other Paper, which I'm finding to be markedly more useful than the other paper(s) I've found so far. At least this one actually has a music listing and shit.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 5 August 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

I think columbus was supposed to be a pretty good ("good") jazz town too.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 5 August 2006 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

The Other Paper and Alive both suck equally in different ways, but they're the best we've got. Pizza by the slice (awesome pizza by the slice) can be found at Flying Pizza on High Street just south of 15th Ave.

Columbus has a great jazz rep, but the reality mostly fails to live up. There are a few acts that are always worth checking out, and there's a venerable open stage at the Dolphin Lounge (which is in a *highly* sketchy area). Dick's Den (just south of the Dube) often has decent jazz as well. Beyond that it's a bit of a crap shoot.

J (Jay), Saturday, 5 August 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

why is ambrose going to be in columbus, oh, at christmas?

-- (688), Saturday, 5 August 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

good used bookstores (non-textbook, i mean) other than the book loft (this is kind of far away from me)?

nazi bikini (harbl), Saturday, 5 August 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

wait i guess maybe the book loft is a new bookstore, i thought it was both new/used

anyway flying pizza is great, esp. how i think they make mushroom pizza slices by plopping a handful of canned mushrooms on top of an already cooked cheese slice AND you get a free drink with 2 slices of pizza during lunchtime!!!! eeeee i love pizza

nazi bikini (harbl), Saturday, 5 August 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

other ice creamses - Denise's on High in Clintonville, Jenny's (Jeni's?) in the North Market.

DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Monday, 7 August 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

i LOVE udf because they have "wow cow." and it reminds me of stewart's in eastern ny/vermont, a convenience store with ice cream in it!

i rode my bike to the library yesterday and it was fun

nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 7 August 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

Jeni's Ice Cream, particularly the Salty Caramel flavor, is AWESOME.

J (Jay), Monday, 7 August 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ongoing explorations and overtures have netted me one new acquaintance (along with a crew with whom to watch Project Runway!) and several new physical discoveries....

For records: Lost Weekend, at High and Crestview. Pretty good selection on anything older than 1990, spotty after that, but wonderful basement rummaging ambience, and the owner/operator guy was very good-natured and conversational. Turns out he's also from Georgia and we swapped thoughts on a few regional topics, very good vibes. Also picked up Talking Book at a fair price, so I was happy that day.

Camera stuff: The guys at Midwest Photo Exchange (High Street, a little bit below Broadway) were pretty helpful and I got what I needed, but for sheer ambience they couldn't touch Columbus Camera Group, located in an old church on the corner of Blake and East Avenues. What can I say - I'm a sucker for businesses in old churches, and it really does a lot for a mess of tripods and lenses and bellows and things to be piled up in the shadows and crannies of a space lit primarily by stained-glass-window-light.

The Ohio State Fair is unbelievably huge. I didn't see anything close to all of it, but I learned some surprising facts about maple production in Ohio (like, the fact that it happens) and finally got around to trying a fried Snickers bar. The midway is the main attraction - if you get any kick at all out of garishly-illustrated carnival ripoff rides it's worth the visit. Unfortunately I didn't realize until I had already shot half a roll of film that my camera batteries were dead :(

Rag-o-Rama was pretty all right and I was pleased to see that there were plenty of good-looking under-$10 items around. Unfortunately nothing, at all, fits me right now...

The Clintonville Coin Laundry (next to the bicycle shop - by the way, are there any other decent bicycle shops around? I didn't really love the vibe in there) has an Attack From Mars pinball machine! Not to be confused with the vastly inferior Revenge From Mars, this is a genuine classic in excellent working order, and marred only by the 50 cents for 3 balls pricing scheme, which seems worrisomely common in Columbus so far...

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

Cycle shops: Baer Wheels is a little farther north on High Street, on the opposite side. You might try there.

J (Jay), Saturday, 12 August 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Athens:

http://static.flickr.com/82/219452044_3638ba6f8a.jpg

Columbus:

http://static.flickr.com/89/219473247_7b69f8fb27.jpg

It's a step down, but I'll live.

(More of the same here.)

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 24 August 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

ONE YEAR(ish) LATER: I still live in Columbus, tho I'm on the road right now cramming in some friend/family visits before school starts. It's an all right town. School kept me so busy this year that I've really only scratched the surface, but for anyone else doing this kind of research I figured I should up my favorite lurking spot, CAFE BOURBON STREET, an out-of-the-way joint at Summit and Oakland. Real hole-in-the-wall operation, in fact containing within it other hole-in-the-wall businesses, formerly the late Taco Ninja, now something called Mr. Peeper's Pizzas. Anyway: they have karaoke every Sunday night and it's really good. One time I went and instead of karaoke Thurston Moore was playing for $5.

Also, the MONDAY NIGHT RIDE: every Monday, between 9:30 and 10:00 PM, meet on High outside the Wexner Center. 50-75 amateur bicyclist types venture off on a rambling, insane path through town and country. Only a few are serious "bike people" - mostly indie, nerd and dirty punk types - so the pace is fairly relaxed and it's already proved a good way to meet people aside from getting my workout in for the week. Finishes up around 1ish? at a bar called High Beck that is unremarkable except it has free "pizza" with purchase of drink. The pizza is really, really bad but it's a good scene for consolidating the cameraderie of the ride.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

My OSU friends just came out (to Portland) to visit. I am hoping to be able to visit them later this year. Who knows.

Casuistry, Monday, 10 September 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

i haven't read any of this thread but i was in columbus for the cheater slicks show and i thought columbus was a great city. go see the grave blankets.

chicago kevin, Monday, 10 September 2007 06:40 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

I am hoping to finally, permanently escape Columbus this year. Fuck this place, man!

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 March 2012 07:53 (fourteen years ago)

Every time I go to Columbus I dig it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

Ehh, I mean it's not the worst place I could imagine living by any means, but it's just kind of gray and faceless, physically. Everything is really strung out along a very narrow corridor...the material is here for a really lively city or at least a few really great neighborhoods but it gets dissipated where in a tighter kind of grid or something it would be concentrated. That's an architecture nerd's response of course but I really do think these things have an impact. Also, Yankees are mean. :-(

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

twelve years pass...

anyone live here? just moved here for a year for a postdoc at ohio state

flopson, Sunday, 7 July 2024 16:31 (one year ago)

left a few months after that sort of discouraging post above. it ain't as bad as i painted it, I'm sure!

the last visible dot (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 July 2024 17:40 (one year ago)

i didn’t have high expectations (and the other postdoc i got to the final round interview for was in milan, so there was some disappointment) but.. it seems pretty alright so far? i’m moving from canada so even like basic people watching is fascinating to me. but it’s lively, and there’s plenty of amenities (parks, book/record stores, bars, cinemas). i don’t drive but i’m living in victorian village/short north and it’s very walkable

flopson, Sunday, 7 July 2024 17:58 (one year ago)

yeah that area is super lovely. short north has been rapidly gentrified over the past 10-15 years but I'm sure still has some old and special things. and the residential blocks of CV are absolutely lovely. Clintonville was where I spent the most time, but I started out on the South Campus/VV border and really enjoyed it as a place for strolling or bike-riding when time gave me time.

the last visible dot (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 July 2024 21:31 (one year ago)


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