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Hm, maybe I will change my mind about the no fire thing. As long as Matt takes all responsibility.

Chairs?? (We are not driving anyway.)

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh yeah campfire songs! We haven't got a guitar but we do have two recorders, for maximum twee folk experience.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

whittlin' knife!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Camp chairs/stools rule in the morning as sitting on even dew-wet grass is not a happy thing. Fire is good. Ug.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

We are limited to what we can carry on a bus so unfortunately we may have to be resigned to wet ass.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

We filled up a van with secondhand sofas last time we went. You can get collapsible jobs in Asda for less than a tenner, but they're still a bugger to carry.

NickB (NickB), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

just take plenty of black bin liners arch, that should be sufficient!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

For proper Brownie points, seal up a pad of newspaper in a bin liner for a disposable (after the holiday) waterproof seat pad. Some day I will show you how to boil an egg in a paper bag - ahhh Guide Camp, unhappy days.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It cannot be emphasised enough how important maltloaf is to camping expeditions.

Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

again WHITTLIN' KNIFE!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

In addtion to the above, extra socks.

And remember, don't sleep in your clothes. You'll regret it.

No bears in the UK, eh? Still, some light rope might come in handy.

Lee G (Lee G), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Put chocolate chips in your trail mix! I cannot stress how much this ups the happiness factor of a bag of dried fruit and nuts.

I don't think Canadians should post to this thread - we're all, like: pepper spray, 30% deet solution, tarp x2, gps, crampons, a canoe. But packing everything in ziplock plastic bags is always good. I can't imagine camping without building a fire - won't they have a woodpile there? And why has no one said: booze!

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah! The magic word!

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously do people here not like WHITTLIN'? That's like the best thing about camping!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, get a lathe.

NickB (NickB), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear that whittlin' will just be yet another craft-type thing that I prove to be rubbish at. I whittled a boat at school once.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

aw man, I guess I should just stay on the cheer up thread.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

My stepfather was a woodturner for years and we had a lathe in our cellar. I made a bowl once but it was kind of scary... my woodwork teacher lost a finger in his lathe and he used it as a cautionary tale, waving the stump around in class a lot.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

No stence, whittlin' sooo deserves to be on this thread! I am just a rubbish camper :/

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

In re whittlin': Cutting a hunk out of your finger several miles from the nearest road is not all it's cracked up to be in the end.

Lee G (Lee G), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the only thing I've ever made by whittlin' is a smooth stick. Still, it's an excuse to use that pocket knife you got for your 10th birthday.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

a smooth stick with A POINT that you can jab somebody with!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You can also make PENS. And small annoying WIND INSTRUMENTS.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Staying warm enough is urgent and key. Staying dry is important only insofar as being wet might interfere with the U&K goal of staying warm enough. In the event of great heat surplusage, wetness is very desirable, for the coolness that evaporation provides.

Cheese requires no cooking and is very forgiving about how you store it.

Do not challenge the bull in its own field. It will take umbrage and you may have regrets.

Aimless The Unlogged, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Cheese requires no cooking and is very forgiving about how you store it.

Some cheese, that is. I would advise against cheddar or anything that has a lot of oil. After a couple of days that oil just leaks everywhere. In my experience, part-skim mozerella has held up the best over long periods w/o refrigeration. Bagels hold up well as far as breads go, as does hard salami.

Remember rope and a tarp.

Are you sleeping in a tent?

Ahgus Von Santana, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

don't do it folx.

cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

This seems like a lame camping trip

Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're on a "proper campsite" rather than the corner of some mucky field, pre-prepared banter for fellow campers. Variations on the "what's your name, where you from, what you on" dialogue with tent sizes substituted for class A-references. I know this because I just spent a week on a caravan site in Scotland having conversations with 7-year old kids pretending I knew where Dunfermline was.

Philter, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

'camping' appears to mean a lot of different things. What kind of environment will you be in, how far from civilization is it if at all, how long will you spend there, and how are you getting there?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't have to make them file a deposition, gabbneb.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"file a deposition"?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

dude I don't know your fancy-shmancy lawyering terms!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway it's mainly covered in the thread.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah. never mind, i have nothing to add.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope you're not mad, I was only kidding with you.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I would advise taking your lawyer along, just in case something unusual happens.

jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

It is extremely important that you take a good headlamp, preferably the super bright long lived LED type and enough reading material to fill up 2 hours a day. Night comes early and sleep may not.

Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Baked beans (can). "Deb" (dried mashed potato - just add water). Ditto dried peas/carrots mix (just add water). Sausages (requires esky & ice). Onions. Tomato sauce. Matches. Can opener. "Billy" (pot with wire handle for making tea). Then again, you have the Old English Tea Shoppe next door, so scratch that. Tarpaulin. Rope. Tea towels...

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Krusty, Thursday, 26 August 2004 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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My camping trip will not be 'lame'! OK we are not going to be tethered to a precipice halfway up Everest, but I like a modicum of FUN when I'm on holiday.

Thanks for all the great suggestions (maybe I'll skip the lawyer and the instant mashed potato which is the DEVIL'S FOOD, but I *will* attempt to whittle an obscene item, just for hstencil). No doubt I will report back on what we forgot, what we used, what was pointless and whether the Olde Tea Shoppe would actually serve us in muddy boots.

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Looking forward to your review. Haven't been camping myself for some time and need a few reminders, as a Sydney-Perth cross country road trip could be on the cards for Christmas/New Year.

Don't forget, beer=fun.

Kirstie Lambert, Thursday, 26 August 2004 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
Well, I'm back. Turned out that the pub and the tea shoppe were about a mile away in the end, so we couldn't just stagger between them and our tent as we thought. Very glad, considering, of a) torch and b) crossword book. Also most useful were the plastic bags, the matches, and the multi-purpose manky blanket.

We didn't use: spare torch batteries, penknife (boo!), sun cream, spare socks.

I wish we'd taken: ziploc bags for opened food items, a hand mirror so I could have ventured out without looking like an orang-utan, and booze. (We were told not to bring alcohol onto the site but looking at the number of empty bottles in the bins area, it didn't seem that others observed that rule, and maybe I would have slept better). I didn't sleep well. Because there were rats. And very high winds.

Archel (Archel), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

No whittlin'? Shame! You should have BBQed the rats (or maybe not).

Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

BBQed rats, meep! Though I suppose country rats are a bit cleaner than town rats. There were also lots of road signs saying 'Badgers!' but sadly we didn't see any, just a million sheep who amusingly all seemed to be saying 'Maaatt'. And there just didn't seem to be time for whittlin'... we did go to Eastbourne though.

Archel (Archel), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
This might be a dumb question, but if you camp at a campground and go off for a hike, what's to stop someone from making off with your tent?

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 6 April 2006 03:02 (twenty years ago)

absolutely nothing

electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 6 April 2006 03:06 (twenty years ago)

So, should you, like, not leave your tent pitched if you're going to be gone for a while?

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 6 April 2006 03:11 (twenty years ago)

You surround it with stake-lined deadfall pits.

We filled up a van with secondhand sofas last time we went. You can get collapsible jobs in Asda for less than a tenner, but they're still a bugger to carry.

Wait a minute. You brought sofas? Now you're talking my language. Sofa Sherpas!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 6 April 2006 03:16 (twenty years ago)

I'm such a city boy. I got laughed at by a the farmer I stayed with in rural NH for locking the pickup truck as we stopped to collect maple sap.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 6 April 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

"Ah fuck. Went camping and forgot the tent!"
"Oooh! There's one. Let's nick it."

wmlynch (wlynch), Thursday, 6 April 2006 03:22 (twenty years ago)

bring sasquatch repellent

timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 6 April 2006 03:30 (twenty years ago)

because there will be rain, and i don't want there to be tears.

example (crüt), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 19:46 (eleven years ago)

But you do have a tent, right? The tarp is just for extra?

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 19:47 (eleven years ago)

yes! the tarp goes over the tent.

this is the first time either of us have been camping as adults so it will be uh quite an adventure, but i think once the tent is set up properly we'll be fine. i just want to make sure i come prepared.

example (crüt), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 19:50 (eleven years ago)

thank you for the knots!

example (crüt), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 19:57 (eleven years ago)

Put the tent in a high place with lower ground all around it so you won't end up sitting in water if it rains. If you're not sure water won't collect underneath, put another tarp under the tent as a groundsheet. Fold it so it doesn't stick out from under the sides of the tent, you don't want the groundsheet to catch any rain.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 20:03 (eleven years ago)

^otm

If such a high spot completely surrounded by lower ground doesn't present itself, a less attractive but useful alternative is to pitch on a broad, slight slope without much higher ground above it, and slanted enough that any water that may run toward the tent does not collect there, but continues on its merry way. You do not want to pitch in a place where you are in a watercourse that funnels water toward your tent.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:51 (eleven years ago)

I have a tent bought in a camping sale about two years ago. Great tent but it now has a broken pole and a few missing inner clip (which hold the inner lining to the outside?). Try as I might, I can't seem to find spares for it anywhere. Maybe the model's been discontinued or something. Any ideas what I can do?

but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 09:21 (eleven years ago)

reevaluate the tent.

estela, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 09:24 (eleven years ago)

loool

young ruffian - sick banter (imago), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 09:36 (eleven years ago)

I still have my sister's tent in my basement, should I return it or would it entice her to rejoin the debaucherous world of camping?

mh, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 14:19 (eleven years ago)

four years pass...

Resurrecting...

We - me (40yo dad), E (36yo mum), N (4yo daughter), and C (17mo son) - are going to camp this weekend as a dry-run for Green Man, where we are going in August.

Apart from one abandoned (after one night) trip to Cornwall (inclement weather) when N was about 2, we've not done this before (E and I camped for about 4 nights in Ibiza once when we were younger, but no kids, tiny tent, years ago = doesn't really count compared to life as it is now).

We are playing it safe by not going too far, and by camping near to where E's dad owns a restaurant (so we can eat out for free!), as we are V New to this.

We have a big new bell tent, inflatable sleeping matts, sleeping bags, and that's about it. We'll be in North Devon. Please give bespoke advice for our situation!

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 July 2019 09:52 (six years ago)

camp in your garden first

StanM, Monday, 8 July 2019 10:22 (six years ago)

Garden's not big enough to put the tent up in, sadly. Bloody garage. This is the closest we can do to that though, I reckon.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 July 2019 10:36 (six years ago)

Just expect to make mistakes, chiefly forgetting to bring some item that turns out to be greatly missed. It happens to all first time campers. Try imagining the phases of the day and various sorts of weather and make lists of what you think you may need. You'll still forget something, but fewer of them.

As I said in my first response to this thread, staying warm enough is urgent and key, while staying dry is only urgent and key to the degree is impedes staying warm enough. Small kids get cold, overheated, or dehydrated much quicker than adults, so if there is a chance of any of these happening keep a close eye on your tykes.

Being wet and cold in windy conditions is very bad and should be avoided at any cost. Strong shivering should be viewed as a red flag and dealt with immediately by any means at your disposal!

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 July 2019 20:21 (six years ago)

thread covers most things but some essentials: take torches, insect repellent, make sure you pick some nice dry ground and ensure your head is higher than your feet

ogmor, Monday, 8 July 2019 20:36 (six years ago)

Advice I have received thus far (from here, Facebook, and my office):

Camping tips!
• Freeze some bacon
• Freeze some milk
o Keep them in your coolbox
o Defrosted the next day!
• Box of white wine
o Remove bladder from box
o Freeze the bladder of wine
o Keep in the coolbox!
• Take leftovers to heat up on the first night
• Clear plastic box with all stuff in
o Pots and pans, torch etc
o One for each family member rather than a bag – easier to find stuff
• Don’t forget cooking oil
• Camping chairs
• Pillows – take real ones!
• Blankets
• Hat
• Hoodie
• Plastic wine glasses
• Washing up stuff – including a bowl
• Earplugs – bio ears, silicone
• Toilet paper
• Warm clothes
• Camping kettle
• Camping mugs
• Headtorch / Torch
• Barbecue
• Tinfoil
• Blankets – extra blankets for Green Man
• Dutch oven
• Washing line
• Insect repellent

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 08:17 (six years ago)


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