Ken vs. Boris: It's So On

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Lets have those stats for car ownership for the lowest income groups then NRQ.

Also, you ridiculous contention regarding the point(lessness) of the congestion charge is laughable. No-one is saying that it will change the world, but that it is important to take what steps one can, where you can. Claiming they made all the difference is idiotic; claiming that they make no difference is asinine.

The only people who think differently, of course, are new labour ministers, tories, and academic posturers who make nice sounding points on messageboards but are strangers to actual political engagement in the real world. Which one are you?

The Boyler, Friday, 4 April 2008 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

oooooooooooooooooh

DG, Friday, 4 April 2008 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

Lets have those stats for car ownership for the lowest income groups then NRQ.

haha you dick, your guy said "only rich people" have cars. not "people above the lowest income groups" (which groups btw?). get your head out of the 1930s.

idea that only the rich own cars is palpably absurd. by all means, let's have those stats.

i don't know what your "actual political engagement in the real world" credentials are -- but this is a pretty fruitless line of argument to pursue: most people have no practical engagement. they are still entitled to think that pinefox's comment was hyperbolic.

if you think the charge -- which i'm not even against as such -- is about saving the environment yr a bigger idiot than i already thought.

banriquit, Friday, 4 April 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know what your "actual political engagement in the real world" credentials are

he predicted alan johnson would succeed tony blair

DG, Friday, 4 April 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

Alol Johnsontory

Noodle Vague, Friday, 4 April 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, to answer the question, i'm a new labour minister.

banriquit, Friday, 4 April 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/apr/14/charliebrooker.boris

caek, Sunday, 13 April 2008 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

Calvin Trillin's take:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/14/080414fa_fact_trillin

(I guess they're not sharing the whole article.)

Virginia Plain, Monday, 14 April 2008 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

I'm genetically predisposed to hate the Tories. It's my default, hard-wired position.

except blonde and pretty ones if i hear right.

banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 08:18 (eighteen years ago)

But Boris isn't that pretty

Tom D., Monday, 14 April 2008 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

That C Brooker piece pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter.

Zoe Espera, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:09 (eighteen years ago)

The extent to which Ken's caught up with Boris in the polls should be alarming for the Tories. The Evening Standard needs to have a humdinger of a story up its sleeve I think.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:21 (eighteen years ago)

Also "too close to call" elections usually fall to the incumbent, right?

Matt DC, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck the Standard, they were quite happy to employ his partner for years.

suzy, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

I think the STV voting system favours that. Also Mr Johnson is having to open his mouth more and more which was always going to be the problem for him.

Ed, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:26 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

Ed, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:26 (eighteen years ago)

Which way is the Sun leaning?

Matt DC, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:33 (eighteen years ago)

Tee hee! Boris has had an affair! Arf! Now he's offended the whole of Liverpool! Crumbs! He used the word "picaninnies"! Yuk yuk! He's been caught on tape agreeing to give the address of a reporter to a friend who wants him beaten up!

8 million bald people fighting over two combs.

banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:34 (eighteen years ago)

Which way is the Sun leaning?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00468/breast_mayor_468206a.jpg

James Mitchell, Monday, 14 April 2008 10:05 (eighteen years ago)

except blonde and pretty ones if i hear right.

-- banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:18 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Courtney Love isn't a Tory. Or pretty

Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 April 2008 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://politicalbetting.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/standard-yg-poll.JPG

Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 April 2008 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

is that just the Standard's own poll? i have trouble believing Boris was ever really that far ahead in enough Londoner's minds - but wilful optimism maybe

blueski, Monday, 14 April 2008 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

I think the standard's polling sample is the 17:37 Waterloo to Epsom.

Ed, Monday, 14 April 2008 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

The extent to which Ken's caught up with Boris in the polls should be alarming for the Tories. The Evening Standard needs to have a humdinger of a story up its sleeve I think.

-- Matt DC, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:21 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

So yeah, what's this I hear about Ken's campaign being run by a guy who loves suicide bombing?

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

i wouldn't mind that, but running it out of the nonce wing of wormwood scrubs... has he no respect?

banriquit, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

What does current Scrubs lanky jailbird with hat on Pete Doherty have to say about all this?

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

Use of the word 'runs' in the headline might be overstating it a bit:

An advocate of suicide bombing is among leaders of a group trying to mobilise Muslim voters to back Ken Livingstone, the Standard reveals today.

For the past year, the group has been working on a strategy to win an estimated 200,000 Muslim votes in an effort to re-elect the Mayor.

It includes a campaign of vilification aimed at his Conservative rival, Boris Johnson. It is being waged by Muslims 4 Ken, led by 39-year-old lecturer Anas Altikriti and Palestinian-born Azzam Tamimi, a supporter of Hamas, the militant group dedicated to the creation of an Islamic state of Palestine.

While Mr Altikriti says he abhors violence and favours dialogue to further the Muslim cause, Mr Tamimi has praised suicide bombers and said he would volunteer for a suicide mission in Palestine.

"For us Muslims martyrdom is not the end of things, but the beginning of the most wonderful of things," he has said. "If I can go to Palestine and sacrifice myself I would do it. Why not?"

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-mayor/article-23478705-details/Suicide+bomb+backer+runs+Ken%27s+campaign/article.do

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

'Muslims 4 Ken' is a blog hosted on blogspot.com, by the way, not an "Islamic alliance backing Ken's campaign".

The Evening Standard enters the 20th century. Well done, them.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

BORIS PLEDGES: "NO JAY-Z GIGS IN LONDON ON MY WATCH"

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

Boris: "There's a new music that's taking over the country..."

Tom D., Wednesday, 16 April 2008 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

it's amazing in a way that the ES has held back as much as it has -- they could hit ken's economic adviser john ross and the otehr ex-socialist action menks a lot harder if they wanted. perhaps they're holding back on that.

banriquit, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

Boris wants to ban drinking on the tube. Now I dunno about anyone else, but I think most people who are drunk and causing trouble on the tube probably were already drunk when they got on there.

I just called my local authority to confirm I don't need a polling card to vote, cos the fuckers still haven't sent me one. Luckily I don't need one, and apparently don't even need to bring ID with me to vote!

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

i've drunk on trains so it's probably better to not be hypocritical and just say they should ban rowdy, sport-liking fuckwits rather than drink per se.

banriquit, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

What's it got to do with liking sport?

Tom D., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

I'm biased because I personally enjoy having a beer on the tube, and will be mightily annoyed if I'm to be arrested for doing so.

I think it's already technically illegal to drink alcohol on tubes anyway, just not enforced.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

there does seem to be some correlation between the two, tom, but yeah i was basically trolling there.

banriquit, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

Enrique gets a little tearful when there are nasty rough working class men near him on public transport.

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

even a stopped clock^^

banriquit, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

(tho i was gonna put 'rugby-shirt wearing' initially -- aaaaaaaah)

banriquit, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

the amount of time it takes to get from east to west on the Hammersmith+City (yes, I know i shouldn't bother with the H+C anyway) without a bottle or two i'd sober up by the time I got home. can't be having that.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

What the fuck is Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman's problem?

Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

banriquit is Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman's problem

Tom D., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

lady if you have to ask

That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

I'd like Ken FTW but does this really affect anyone outside the M25?

Thomas, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

Yes because voting for Boris = letting the Nazis in BY THE FRONT DOOR

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sad i missed Johnson's "I'm down the with ethnics, you can't out-ethnic me" trolling on Asian Network, as referred to on The Politics Show

i can't get with this 'beer on the tube' mindset tho

blueski, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

ok by me if they ban champagne-sloshed toffs on bicycles too.

Thomas, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

beer on the tube is almost as good as beer in the shower

That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

very few things are as good as beer in the shower.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

Smoking in the shower

Tom D., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)


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