Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Chelsea are rich anyway whether they have CL money or not. Spurs not making CL may perhaps have an effect on their revenue and mean the team is weakened or that the quality of new signings they could attract be poorer. This would be good for lfc, though seeing as we were 20 odd points behind Spurs this is clutching at straws. Still, clutch I will.

ah stop man stop, we've nothing to do with the likes of you no more be off and bother the fulhams, the evertons

get off my lawn with your boombox, my daughter is with someone better now

we've switched to vodafone, the coverage is better, could you please take us off the database

Hahaha. It really needs no more justification than 'because lol', everyone would understand.

I actually thought Pandemic was a Spurs fan, which explains my confusion.

Deutschland Deutschland uber alles anyway.

If Chelsea win it'd be a fucking disgrace

All those years of unnoticed brotherhood that pandemic's just pissed up the wall

damn, if I'd realised that my affiliations were unknown I'd have claimed to be City thru and thru
44 years y'know *tearful gulp*

Still only 20 years to go eh?

Nice to see LFC dominating the guardian's 'Flop Of The Season' category with 3 players in the 10. Good job.

Remember we had that flowchart thing that worked out how much of a glory hunting prick you were?

I'm West Brom or QPR depending on whether or not I want a rich owner. I think I'll go with the Albion. I will attempt to give a shit about them for a wee while.

― once a weak eye sample (onimo), Saturday, 11 February 2012 11:44 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Since I started "supporting" West Brom they've been a top half team. I'll wait to see who replaces the legned Roy Hodgson before deciding to continue my loose (baggy?) Baggie affiliation.

Tottenham dominating Game of the Season for the wrong reasons with two epic defeats and one draw.

@GaryLineker
@joey7barton Still raging then? Still kicking out? And still, presumably, misunderstood? But only by yourself I suspect.

burn

Of all the amazing things to happen yesterday, the Joey Barton sending off was my favourite. You couldn't ask for a more obliging pantomime villain to provide a last minute twist.

Also respect to the dude in the pub who shouted "philosophize that you cunt" really loudly.

In many ways his job is to create a 'space' in which people (key skill colleagues, touchline managers, assistance delivery teams) can flourish by using their talents in a team setting that emphasizes diversity and togetherness.

― the pinefox, Monday, 14 May 2012 09:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is such a great post

Was it Gary Lineker xp?

Lineker's burn on Piers Morgan is one of my favourite tweets ever.

Ooooh:

@GaryLineker do u wanna go there publicly "Mr Squeaky Clean" ? Think u should have a look in that vast closet of skeltons before u respond.

@GaryLineker I know a lot about THAT side to u the people don't and won't bat an eye lid at exposing u. So mind ur manners Squeaky...

this could be fun

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00421/75_skelton_280x390_421512a.jpg

it would need to be vast tbf

Lineker spotted with a giant bag of sour cream and chive kettle crisps.

McLeish has gone, by the way.

Good riddance. Useless cunt.

very strange how Twitter seems to have opened up such public aggression among famous people
surely not a good idea for either of them, as employees of big organizations

He has ??? Last night he was saying he'd be there next season!

how apt that the news should break with a 'by the way'

Pinefox - I doubt that's McLeish's call to make after the season Villa have had.

hardly even lerner's call tbh

that'll lernim

doesn't everyone know lineker's a shagger

http://fuckoffandscore.tumblr.com/

no I agree it shouldn't be McLeish's call
just think it's funny it should happen so soon

no I don't know that about GL, thought he was married to a young beauty

news reports about Twitter seem to consist mainly of cutting and pasting from Twitter
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/14/joey-barton-twitter-alan-shearer

doesn't everyone know lineker's a shagger

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:48 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah I suspect that Barton's insider knowledge here is also available to anyone with access to Google or the ability to figure out heavy hints in tabloid news items

http://papercutsrekindled.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/we-all-agree-manchester-city-are.html

i believe downing was 15th in the 'chances created' table for midfielders, 20th overall.

Can somebody confirm that both City-QPR and Man U-Sunderland games this season ended 3-2 and 1-0, respectively?

that is correct

2011/2012
PREMIER LEAGUE Su 13May 2012 Man City 3 - 2 QPR
PREMIER LEAGUE Sa 05Nov 2011 QPR 2 - 3 Man City

PREMIER LEAGUE Su 13May 2012 Sunderland 0 - 1 Man Utd
PREMIER LEAGUE Sa 05Nov 2011 Man Utd 1 - 0 Sunderland

15th at Liverpool, or in the whole league?

whole league. maybe i'd feel differently about him if we hadn't paid so much. no idea. this season's been a complete headfuck.

some of the flack that Downing's taken seems pretty harsh considering that failure to create chances hasn't been Liverpool's problem this season

I reserve my bile for Charlie Adam. Oh, and Enrique's post Christmas output.

lfc first team, no injuries?

Reina, johnson, enrique, skrtl, agger, lucas, downing, gerrard, ?henderson?, carroll, suarez.

Is that right?

You're forgetting Aquilani of course ;)

play Aquilani for Gerrard since it's now been proved by science he makes the team worse

If you're really talking no injuries, Bellamy in for Downing. Agree that Henderson doesn't seem right, but he's definitely first pick over Maxi or Kuyt.

i'd have henderson in the middle with lucas. didn't suarez play on the right of a 3 at ajax?

I actually think Henderson will be really v good within the next 2 years. Not as a RWinger tho.

i love henderson. great finish against chelsea. he's so easy on the eye, good first touch, can move the ball under pressure. him and johnson are two of my favourite players to watch. coates and suarez up there for goal of the season of course, but johnson's goal at chelsea is just as good for me.

anyway, sounds like kenny's gone to boston to meet the bosses. i reckon he's staying, which i'd be happy about. even happier if we promote borrell or get someone in with the type of defensive game and flexibility that will allow kenny's attacking philosophy to flourish even more. i'd like to see us move the defensive line up and press again, which should help pepe get back to his best as a sweeper keeper. otherwise there's an argument for selling him and sticking with a 'shot stopper' like doni. bringing back rafa's goalkeeping coach would be nice too.

don't really get how steve clarke is somehow the fall guy for a shit season