solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

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he will soon be exhausted

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:51 (Yesterday)

props if this is a double entendre ("he will soon become tired of answering our questions" vs. "he will soon be smothered in car exhaust").

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Monday, 14 May 2012 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

sissymanwhore, you say on your blog that you get your sexual pleasure "by allowing other men or women to sexually abuse and humiliate me". would you feel humiliated if a bunch of people on the internet saw your photos but didn't feel especially disgusted or amused and didn't forward your blog to everyone they knew? would you in fact get sexual pleasure from the embarrassment of being so coolly dismissed by all these strangers? would this be the ultimate sexual thrill, far stronger than the predictable shock and ridicule you outwardly solicit?

after all, it's hard to be genuinely, viscerally embarrassed when you invite/pay people to embarrass you, so I kinda hope your libido is operating on a deeper (and more meta) level than you let on.

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Monday, 14 May 2012 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

Exactly! I am just barely perturbed, not at all shocked, and not at all entertained. Not going to forward this anywhere, especially now, with a lack of mystery about the image's origin.

mh, Monday, 14 May 2012 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

sissymanwhore, you should be deeply ashamed of yourself for being so boring. YOU WORM.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 14 May 2012 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

can we go back to the hen fap part of this conversation?

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Iuuca.png

our love will change the world (electricsound), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

get out of my cupboard

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

I dont mind if you forward the blog or not. Being ignored is just as humiliating as being identifiedd. I just want al to know it is me. I am not doing it to shock people. Why should i be ashamed of myself? at least i have the courage to be myself and face the truth.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 07:22 (fourteen years ago)

sissymanwhore you should spread yr gospel at http://www.popbitch.com/board.html as that's where i first saw your pix

It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Monday, 14 May 2012 07:52 (fourteen years ago)

unreg pls, i never made a single entendre in my life

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:40 (fourteen years ago)

Then you gave us one.

banal like anal (snoball), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:44 (fourteen years ago)

that's about sex, right

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:46 (fourteen years ago)

how can we confirm that you are that person, and do enjoy the humiliation, and not just some random internet person who wants to humiliate someone else?

Are you suggesting that sissymanwhore is a cockpuppet?

Djibril Citté (onimo), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

A cockpuppet, are you sugesting that the car Tailpipe grabbed me and forced my cock into it lol

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:23 (fourteen years ago)

POPBITCH charge to register if you are a member please feel free to post my details there. Or if anyone can suggest any free sites to post i will do so.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:29 (fourteen years ago)

guys take it to the tailpipe thread, only about five or six of the last thirty posts effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

Doctor Casino, Monday, 14 May 2012 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

I just want al to know it is me.

wait what

contendo entertainment system (some dude), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:29 (fourteen years ago)

Yes i just want everyone to know that i am the man in the picture fucking his car.

Doctor Casino is write we should take this conversation to the Tailpipe Man Blog or ask sissymanwhore thread pages.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

take it to 'i love cars'

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

/I just want al to know it is me./

wait what
--contendo entertainment system (some dude)

Loling

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

this is like a meme has gained sentience and is starting to fight back

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

feel like real test of ilx is gonna be if sissymanwhore is still here in 12 months to debate summer of 2013's meme pop with deej and contenderizer.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:33 (fourteen years ago)

[NOT WORKSAFE] solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX [Started by banriquit in June 2008, last updated 32 seconds ago by jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad) on I Love Everything] 69 new answers

dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

i think we're just laughing at different jokes.

― s.clover, Tuesday, May 15, 2012 11:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

whatever, I'm betting this actually turns out to be pretty funny, though I'm sure everyone else here is likely going to rain smdhs and nagls upon it

― frogbs, Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:28 PM (1 minute ago)

Mordy, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

hahah

"and I will strike down upon thee with great SMDHs and fuuuuuuurious NAGLs"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

i think its just nerds being macho but what do i know

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, May 25, 2012 6:40 PM (12 minutes ago)

remy bean, Saturday, 26 May 2012 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

i guess it's weird how little i hear the beatles? last time i remember was the mad men episode

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, May 28, 2012 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:33 (fourteen years ago)

a little inside baseball there but fair game

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

There should be a thread devoted entirely to Fisher Price castles.

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:34 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 31 May 2012 08:54 (fourteen years ago)

I, too, can't believe two songs that weren't on this poll didn't win it

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Sunday, June 3, 2012 4:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 3 June 2012 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 June 2012 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not saying that's the way it should be, but unfortunately, it's pretty hard to dispute that that's the way it often works. also, i understand that you might disagree, but the use of dismissive animated images is a fairly juvenile way to respond to an argument.

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 7:33 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

followed no doubt by umad.gif

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

even funnier gif than that if you can believe it

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

srs

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

btw unlike harmony and tone, timbre is a completely subjective term

mmmm, not quite. tonal sounds get their timbre because they contain different combinations of harmonic partials. when I said figure out the timbral and harmonic nature of the sounds he's using I mean I've been loading the tracks into spectrograms and looking at the relative amplitude of each partial.

― crüt, 6. kesäkuuta 2012 15:49 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:51 (fourteen years ago)

idk I'm pretty sure I am the only person who does that ever

crüt, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:53 (fourteen years ago)

kesäcrüta

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:02 (fourteen years ago)

you can't get two people or a two machines to reliably identify two different sounds as having the same or different timbre in any reliable way, as opposed to things like loudness and tone and rhythm

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

Damn, Im laughing me arse and balls off at those crazy finnish words.

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly sum up de subjectivism

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

just striving to hit that point where the post plunges through its own transparency to meet the power that created it

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 June 2012 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

Perhaps you should ask ex-Flaming Lips guitarist Ronald Jones, who is of African-American and Filipino descent.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, June 8, 2012 12:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

calm me maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 9 June 2012 06:15 (fourteen years ago)

my eyes srsly bugged out of my head when i read that post

thankfully, it doesn't really summarize ilx

they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Saturday, 9 June 2012 06:58 (fourteen years ago)

Some of my best ex-guitarists are black

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 10 June 2012 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2340317881_662005e885.jpg

buzza, Sunday, 10 June 2012 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

i think it's silly to try and 'intellectualize' yourself into be more anti-intellectual

― Mordy, Monday, June 11, 2012 5:40 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Monday, 11 June 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

Remembered this thread and got all excited, all scampering around nude with a Yuengling. Jump into the shower to find that my wife had just finished shaving the dog and the stall smelled like a pooch.
― how's life, Tuesday, June 12, 2012

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

some dude made me want to start a "terrible lyrics that work within the song's context" but it would just end up being dominated by New Order and Beyonce

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 9:09 AM Bookmark

they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:20 (fourteen years ago)


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