Well I just dissolved a tube of Necco wafers in my Coke and made Dr Pepper, in case the MacArthur Foundation is reading this.
real lols @ this
― get wolves (get bent), Sunday, 13 May 2012 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
wolf puppy @wolfpupy throw a bag of flour in to the ocean who cares
wolfpupy otm
― dayo, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:29 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
i'm sad that @foodnetwerk was suspended. i figure alton brown is behind this.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:04 (fourteen years ago)
oh man i missed the fun. found some of their tweets here: http://favstar.fm/users/FoodNetwerkalso found this with some context: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/alton-brown-is-a-party-pooper
i apparently don't follow the travails of comedy twitter accounts very closely.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
As I suspected. His insistence that he couldn't bear the trademark infringement is pretty weak. And if they ditched that, then what got them shut down? Not that @foodnetwerk were my favorite ever, but some of their individual tweets WERE my favorites ever.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
CNNNewsUSA is still going
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)
foodnetwerk migrated to another account iirc
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:18 (fourteen years ago)
Oh? Which one?
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:36 (fourteen years ago)
FoodNetwark iirc
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:06 (fourteen years ago)
thanks for the pointer.
― s.clover, Thursday, 17 May 2012 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
CNNNewsUSA is my favorite thing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 May 2012 06:45 (fourteen years ago)
wolfpupy and utility_limb never tweet anymore. my twitter feed is a lot less funny these days :(
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)
@andersoncoopers is really really beautiful, i would buy books of it as poetry. funny also.
― , Blogger (schlump), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
@Bill_Nye_tho
― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)
wolfpupy locked his account. if he doesn't follow you, you don't see his stuff any more. also he tweets less & seems bummed out.
― tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:25 (thirteen years ago)
wolf teen
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/crushingbort/statuses/207665399792271360
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)
deg @deggmost people dont even know why 69 is funny they just laugh so they dont feel weird. its basically a sex number though, thats why i laugh
― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)
@utilitylimb seems to have slowed their roll too
@dril is just consistently amazing:
wint @drilIM AN incest-libertarikin transvaginal ultrasound who owns GUn's and i will post a picture of my dick everyday until voting is made illegal
― moesha my reflection (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
yeah he is -
just realized that skeletons are basically just rocks hitching a free ride inside of our bodies. sad and pissed off
― ogmor, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/young_laureate/status/226075764066508800
lawl who is this
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (thirteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard
― am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)
KimKierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard
Magic Mountain fun today!! Kanye laughing & me crying! The whole of existence frightens me.
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
dying
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)
KimKierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaardBootcamp & pilates by 9am! Beast mode day 2! I feel good! The defiant self is its own master, but he is a king without a country.
― am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)
companion acct:
https://twitter.com/Justin_Buber
― max, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
Justin Buber @Justin_BuberThe Thou is beyond description, not a mere list of named qualities. But I love ur eyes & ur hair, & the way ur jeans fit is makin me stare
― max, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
rutger schopenhauer?
― am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)
david allan foucault
arnold schopenegger
― dayo, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
worried about wolfpupy : (
― smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Saturday, 4 August 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)
Dr. Jerry Beans @dogboner#15ThingsGirlsHate gettin their big knockers sucked on by some dingus who stinks at it. outta the way, bozo. let ol' db in there haha
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
wint @driloh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
big lols to both.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
miss nate so bad
― USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
rip bill_nye_tho http://betabeat.com/2012/09/after-twitter-suspends-best-parody-account-ever-mastermind-behind-bill_nye_tho-identifies-himself/
― s.clover, Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/78qAL.jpg
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 21 September 2012 04:57 (thirteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/dogboner/status/245640998095577089
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 September 2012 07:26 (thirteen years ago)
why is everyone suddenly referring to this as 'weird twitter' and where did this start
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
http://digifesto.com/2012/08/11/field-notes-and-psa-weird-twitter/
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
i care less about when it started than when for god's sake will it STOP
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
and a response to the twitter response http://digifesto.com/2012/10/16/weird-twitter-the-symbolic-construction-of-community-through-iterative-reification/
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
i follow a bunch of "weird twitter" people but i don't know how you can define a community based on who-follows-and-interacts-with-whom because it's all so fluid and permeable and contingent. do you define it by style or method? am i "weird twitter"? i don't think so. others might say yes.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)
what is love? what is a hipster? what is weird twitter?
you're pretty funny, kind of weird
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
ha weird twitter is the ultimate subtweet
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
omg that second blog post is.... is...
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
shut it down folks
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
Psychoanalytically, we might infer that @hell_homer’s suffers severe cognitive dissonance over his identification with “weird twitter”.
hmm yes, i will use a big adverb to characterize this phenomenon, ahh um hmm yes ah
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)
I have discovered a community of "crap blogger".
― s.clover, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)