there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

holy hell

that's pretty awesome.

Damn, awesome

Sometimes I this board makes me realize I'm not that smart

that is rly an amiable, extended zing at the expense of those with a hypertrophic tendency towards pattern-recognition

else, klata is quite quite mad

why not both

whimsy has taken him.

we should start slapping adverts for ilf on any post by a core member imo, drum up the numbers

slogan: "ILF: For people who like to kick a ball in the street"

* not sam, tbf

ilf is more for ppl who drink supermarket grain alcohol while iphoning in their controversial opinions about the vaguely humanoid irruptions flitting around the luminous green glow of their plasma tv

oof direct hit

Sometimes this board makes me realize I'm not that smart

― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

when the new yorker makes you shout
why'd they add this dumb umlaut
diaresis
diaresis

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 May 2012 05:26 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful!

ok i just looked this up in wikipedia and is that right? the new yorker spells cooperate as coöperate?

yes

real thing that actually happens in real life

Hi i am the guy in the picture with my cock in the hoover and yes i am also Tailpipe Man the guy in lingerie fucking his car. My name is Jeff Mitchell and i live in Rugby, Warwickshire, UK. I like fucking different objects and wearing womens underwear and i love showing the pictures off. My email is sissymanwh✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧.u✧ if you have any comments or want more pictures to post around drop me a line. I want people to print off my pics with my details on them and leave them in public places for anyone to see.

― sissymanwhore, Sunday, May 13, 2012 1:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Awesome

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, May 13, 2012 1:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I bet he started that thread about being in the same room as a baby, too.

contenderizer have you ever considered blogging

― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's considered everything

― the late great, Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

a+

xD

From the thread about Saul Bellow's Seize the Day:

apparently there's a film of this book with robin williams

for all sad words of tongue and pen

― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned)

irl lol at "he's considered everything"

Chicago Reader possibly getting new owner

― curmudgeon, Monday, May 14, 2012 6:48 AM (37 minutes ago)

is that like google reader for ppl who live in chicago?

― markers, Monday, May 14, 2012 6:49 AM (36 minutes ago)

wow david shapiro, you should get a job writing monologues for jimmy fallon

― contendo entertainment system (some dude), Monday, May 14, 2012 6:54 AM (32 minutes ago)

"jimmy fallon is still a thing?"

irl lol at "he's considered everything"

me too

but she's not from a different culture! she's from the same culture as me! she has a supreme sticker on her laptop! i have like 20 supreme stickers! (in a drawer)

― the late great, Monday, May 14, 2012 3:08 PM (39 minutes ago)

once i saw some show like right before 30 Rock that was some asian dude going CHANG CHANG CHANG CHANG to the tune of 'Carol of the Bells.' Is that racist?

― thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, May 14, 2012 8:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so i guess if you actually care how you're understood and what impact you have, then your hands are tied a bit. and hence some of the best comedy comes from people who don't care how they're received or what "message" they present.

― s.clover, Tuesday, May 15, 2012 3:45 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like gallagher.

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, May 15, 2012 3:48 AM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

snap

whenever i find myself posting on one of these threads multiple times i have a vision of my grandfather in a muddy ditch, with water in his boots, being shot at by nazis, defending western civilization, and then wondering why he bothered.

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, May 14, 2012 7:16 PM (7 minutes ago)

all of strongo's variations on that theme are amazing

I suspect that the Nazis would have been against ILX and closed it down, so by continuing to post we're sticking it to them in a way.

RIP Nazis

we have quenched their voices. freedom, yes, but at what cost? ;_;

"Posting to ILX... It's like walking down a corridor and answering a door in Nazi Germany."
http://www.dcasali.com/images/filmntv/bottom_eddy.jpg
Or possibly working at this place.

quotes like that are why I don't mind so much Goodwin's Law sometimes.

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Need to work 77 and possibly 51 into that equation

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buzza otm

peace to Matt P-- see u in 60

my deepest apologies buzza

...for being so old ha ha!

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story problemz

So we've reached the 'subtle nuances' part of the thread, I see

(I had a previous idea for a book on writing sitcoms that basically boiled down to: DO write like seasons 1-5 of Rosanne, DON'T write like seasons 7-9 of Roseanne. Season 6 was a bit of a gray area, but also was just after she'd had extensive plastic surgery so it was, perhaps, instructive in its own way.)

― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:14 AM (26 minutes ago)

it's when they added that extra E that things went bad

― some dude, Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:37 AM (3 minutes ago)

EEXACTLY.

― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:40 AM (7 seconds ago)

the last episode of roseanne is the most crazy thing ever