yall voted for canibal holocaust like that shit was fucked up
― partytime, Thursday, 10 May 2012 10:56 (fourteen years ago)
Balloting is officially closed...
Who will survive and what will be left of them?
― clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 11:54 (fourteen years ago)
54! Thanks, E
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:20 (fourteen years ago)
54 is good, definitely.
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:29 (fourteen years ago)
I think the results have their fair share of happy surprises, though one or two of them are going to test my ability to remain neutral as the "host."
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:32 (fourteen years ago)
Ha ha. Those are the kinds of hints I like to hear.
Speaking of hints, could you maybe just throw us a bone and, I dunno, post the entirety of the results thus far? I mean just real quick. Thanks so much!
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:38 (fourteen years ago)
And as the "host", you really deserve a moniker befitting the role, yeah? Like Uncle Putrid or The Casketmaker or somesuch.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:40 (fourteen years ago)
one or two of them are going to test my ability to remain neutral as the "host."
Surely that should be "one or two of them are going to test my ability to remain neutral as The Host"?
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:40 (fourteen years ago)
LOL, oh man, I should roll each and every result out in the style of an EC host. That could get tiresome after the first seven or eight.
"Welcome back, my little BORES and GHOULS. I see you've come LURCHING back for another DRIPPY DOSE of TOOTHSOME TERROR. If BLOOD is what you crave, then SHARPEN up your FANGS for this CUTTING ENTRY in our countdown ... or should I say, COUNT-DRACULA-DOWN?"
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:45 (fourteen years ago)
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:46 (fourteen years ago)
YES!
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:48 (fourteen years ago)
PLEASE
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:48 (fourteen years ago)
Putrid puns just seemed to come so easy to writers in the '50s.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:51 (fourteen years ago)
Suggested personas for host:
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2117676.jpg
― clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:57 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.darkhighlands.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Vincent-Price2.jpg
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:00 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.windycitizen.com/files/imagecache/user_image_large/svengoolie.jpg
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:04 (fourteen years ago)
Surprisingly few pictures of Grandpa Fred from Gremlins 2. Bah.
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
Grandpa Seth!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG053vF_OYY
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:16 (fourteen years ago)
http://actionflickchick.com/superaction/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/948085559_f3babba5ac_m.jpg
Ask and ye shall receive, emil.y:
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5111/7170969106_67a214292c_b.jpg
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:30 (fourteen years ago)
<3
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:30 (fourteen years ago)
"What does a menswear makeover cost in Manhattan today? Join us!"
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4y9aGkeu1qhirjto1_500.jpg
Or, if you prefer
http://www.andyerupts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/David-Tennant-Fright-Night-Peter-Vincent.jpg
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://meltyourfaceoff.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/simon-hecubus.jpg
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16300000/Elvira-Mistress-of-the-Dark-elvira-16395356-339-426.jpg
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:48 (fourteen years ago)
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/7/73972/1513221-booberella_super.png
― emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
hey guys i started a thread for horror soundtracks horror soundtracks
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:54 (fourteen years ago)
alsohttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2f/Ghoulardi.jpg/220px-Ghoulardi.jpg
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:55 (fourteen years ago)
Sorry for the size, but a shout-out to Forrest J. Ackerman.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/05/forrest_ackerman.jpg
― clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
I appreciate your indulgence.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ea/Al_Lewis_01.jpg/220px-Al_Lewis_01.jpg
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:00 (fourteen years ago)
I'm actually a DEAD ringer for:
http://www.razorbackrecords.com/images/unclecreepy.gif
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:07 (fourteen years ago)
Indiana's own:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gmzIXMMWrsI/TFsm27LOlPI/AAAAAAAADgY/klaD5V0HbSM/s400/sammy02.jpg
There's at least one website out there dedicated to obsessively cataloguing all of these horror hosts (aka doing God's work).
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:08 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrbO30i0Hdw
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)
RAR. My image tagging has been for shit this week:
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)
The more you know: Ghoulardi (or one of the Ghoulardis) was Paul Thomas Anderson's dad.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
Uh oh. Sorry to rain on your parade, folks, but this poll has already been done: It's Official! The Results Of The Best Movies Of The Century Poll Are Now In!
― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
oh man theres a doc out about regional horror hosts that i cant remember the name of. its long and kind of overstays its welcome so this is not a glowing recommendation, but lemme see if i can figure out what it was. netflix streaming fyi, at least the last time i checked.
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:17 (fourteen years ago)
American Scary. not a great title but hey
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://americanscary.com/
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
Ahhhh. I saw that was streaming and didn't realize what it was. I'll probably check it out despite your not-quite-a-recommendation. Love stuff like that.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:28 (fourteen years ago)
Being a regional horror host would probably be my dream job.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:33 (fourteen years ago)
You would be SO good at it too.
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:33 (fourteen years ago)
!!!
Thanks! Maybe I'll call Svengoolie and see if he's got any openings for an apprentice.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:35 (fourteen years ago)
It is about time for him to start considering his legacy...
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:39 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asO97gdn2oo
― Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
These folks have been doing a beatnik-schtick thing out of Buffalo called "Off Beat Cinema" for the past 15 or 20 years. It's about half bad horror films. They're a little scary, but not in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre sense.
http://artvoice.com/issues/v6n44/see_you_there/off_beat_cinema_now_dig_this_daddio/off_beat_cinema
― clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im74bBeOT74
i wish that a TV horror would use this as a theme song.
― Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/CountGore.jpg
wash DC in the mid-late 70s
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
"Pet Sematary"'s my favourite late-period song from them. (xpost)
― clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:50 (fourteen years ago)