He'll build awesome housing and then every 3 years will remove part of it and replace it with cgi renovations to 'enhance the living experience' NOW IN 3D!!!
― banal like anal (snoball), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)
And then the kitchen you've taken semi-seriously for 30 years will start dancing around like a goofball.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:35 (fourteen years ago)
no, you can't have your old driveway back. this one is better.
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:37 (fourteen years ago)
xxpost lol sorry Deric, I didn't scroll up to see new comments. I just assumed that I was otm with the funniest zing ;)
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:37 (fourteen years ago)
i always envisioned it vertical like this, but we didn't have the technology when we built your house
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:38 (fourteen years ago)
xpost
It's okay! My post was all analogue effects and the wrong person shooting first and all that. It needed an upgrade.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:43 (fourteen years ago)
can't wait for redlettermedia guy to tell low income folks their foundations have rotted and their attics are full of asbestos and the water heater has a leak and and and
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:47 (fourteen years ago)
Apartment IV: A New Home
― crab lifting a goat (weatheringdaleson), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
;_; DERIC YOU JERK I AM NOT GEORGE LUCAS YOU TAKE THAT BACK
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
"luuucas! luuucas!" should become a playground taunt
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:01 (fourteen years ago)
it probably was a playground taunt when that corehy haim movie lucas came out?i read somewhere that the corey haim movie lucas was about george lucas but that sounds wrong?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:05 (fourteen years ago)
i dunno, was the corey haim movie about a smelly child with booger mittens?
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
I'm sorry, VG, that is about the meanest insinuation ever. I take it back. You have the utmost respect for the wishes of your fans and I've seen no indication whatsoever that you have an inflatable neck sac.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:08 (fourteen years ago)
(hug) thank you thank you oh thank you
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
heeyyyy wait a minute
re: booger mittens -- well, it had corey haim in it. actually the "lucas" chant in the end was more idolatry than taunting
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:10 (fourteen years ago)
http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/old-man-lucas.gif
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/721/608/72160897_640.jpg
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
I wonder if George knows his sister is an actress?
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:17 (fourteen years ago)
holy crap @ denuded lucasface
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:20 (fourteen years ago)
i have a good story about a friend-of-a-friend dating geo. lucas. should i share it?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:59 (fourteen years ago)
YES
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:04 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:18 (fourteen years ago)
Absolutely. Is your friend-of-a-friend Linda Ronstadt?
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:38 (fourteen years ago)
no. i actually don't know if i'll remember all the story. i might leave out some of the better parts.
anyway my friend has a friend (who at the time would have been in her late 40s or early 50s... probably a bit younger than lucas was at the time). somehow through some charity ball or what have you she met george lucas, who took a fancy to her. so they set up a date.
lucas has a limo sent to her house in L.A. to pick her up. the limo drives her to a private airport. she is asked to board a small plane. the plane flies (several hours i assume) to skywalker ranch. there she is let off at lucas's private tarmac, where another picks her up and drives her to the main house, where lucas stands waiting on the patio. lucas gives her a tour of the house, and then they have dinner on the patio cooked by either lucas's private chef or a chef hired for the occasion. multi-course meal. they talk some more. they say goodnight, lucas walks her back to the tarmac, plane flies her back to private airport in LA, limo drives her back home. end of story.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 10 May 2012 01:15 (fourteen years ago)
i imagined the chef was guy fieri or jar jar binks or some combination.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 10 May 2012 01:23 (fourteen years ago)
i left out the pod-racing part.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 10 May 2012 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
i thought that said he was waiting for her standing on the piano
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 May 2012 03:38 (fourteen years ago)
o captain my captain
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
was there any exchanging of midiclorians
― bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:00 (fourteen years ago)
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth..." (He touches her arm.)
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:08 (fourteen years ago)
Man, I should start employing biome-themed pickup lines. Thx Anakin.
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:10 (fourteen years ago)
It's cold out here. Climb into my Taun Taun.
― bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
^ of love
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:32 (fourteen years ago)
No, I meant it literally.
― bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:37 (fourteen years ago)
"Climb into my dead alien mammal's intestines, baby."
― bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:38 (fourteen years ago)
Some biizarre fanfic niche could come out of this:
"Now this is pod racing!" shouted George, where by 'pods' Lucas meant his testicles.
― banal like anal (snoball), Thursday, 10 May 2012 08:39 (fourteen years ago)
would you like to see my pink lightsaber?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:20 (fourteen years ago)
I'll try not to shoot first.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:57 (fourteen years ago)
you came in that thing etc
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:59 (fourteen years ago)
this little one's not worth the effort
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:11 (fourteen years ago)
princess leia
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
If Lucas actually used any of these lines, you can bet he went Han Solo later that night.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
these are the balls you're looking for
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
remember your failure at the cave
― their private gesture for bison (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
The force is strong with this one *points to pink lightsaber*
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:33 (fourteen years ago)
ok guys.
― pplains, Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
but Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
"Slimy? Mudhole?"
― banal like anal (snoball), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
"I thought these things smelled bad...on the outside"
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:06 (fourteen years ago)