what's going on with the passenger to his right? is he flat stanley slipping between the two seats?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
"been upgraded from baggage" is lols.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
"Ironically, I could fit very few items in this bag, because the bulk of its capacity is consumed by the volume of my own body."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
"If I knew how warm it would be, I would have gone with the valise."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
It's true! The whole point is that he's supposed to be cramming as much stuff onto the plane as possible, and yet he winds up wearing extra hats and socks so he can for no apparent reason fit his own body into the suitcase. Christ what an asshole.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
"I've never flown in first class before"
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
"Sure makes the cavity search interesting, let me tell ya..."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
"The downside is I have to go through the x-rays. Dying of cancer, actually."
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
"Lady, quit reclining your seat, it's making me uncomfortable."
― Advanced Uncle Meat recovery system (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)
the lady in front appears to be wearing a shyguy mask, and the seats behind them are unoccupied, and his seatmate's legs appear to be missing, and one arm appears to be dislocated. there's so many things weird with this cartoon.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
_bOb_
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
pretty sure I hate bOb right now
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
luggage-inspired hobo furry having sex with the back of an airline seat angers man from a dimension with bad perpective
― a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
irl lols
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:50 (fourteen years ago)
"What is the deal with airline food these days?"
― goole, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:54 (fourteen years ago)
"yeah, i'm sure it seems annoying now, but the C-4's gonna open up a lot of elbow room"
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
OMG just saw "Claws" upthread.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:00 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, that's still the funniest joke itt
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:02 (fourteen years ago)
"Christ, I've just come!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
"Traveling with your pets is such a nightmare"
― goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:47 (fourteen years ago)
"Thinking of baseball just makes it worse!"
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 10 May 2012 06:45 (fourteen years ago)
"I pack myself."
― o s– man (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 10 May 2012 06:48 (fourteen years ago)
i.....i gotta pee
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:39 (fourteen years ago)
"i TOLD you to wait an hour"― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu)
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu)
This one from last week was better than any of the official finalists
― Josefa, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:55 (fourteen years ago)
A one-off: This one is closed but:
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/07/g290/120507_contest_g290.jpg
now, if they allowed odds on which will get the majority vote:
Your Vote1) "He's the advertising executive. Let him come up with a caption."2) "Take the commission, hon, and you can paint full time."3) "What kind of Neanderthal uses vodka instead of gin?"
.. yeah, go meta and win!
― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:42 (fourteen years ago)
meanwhile...
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/21/p465/120521_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:43 (fourteen years ago)
"Ever HBO cancelled Luck because of racehorses dying on set, things have really changed here at the track!!!!!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:53 (fourteen years ago)
Ever SINCE
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:56 (fourteen years ago)
there was always a rush to be first to the grill on 'bring your own fetish kebab' night
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:01 (fourteen years ago)
"horse racing was so much easier before the mafia got involved."
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:25 (fourteen years ago)
"It's kicking in."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:27 (fourteen years ago)
is the stick horse talking? That's weird.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:49 (fourteen years ago)
yeah the horse talking makes it almost inscrutable. i'd go non sequitur:"Giddyap!"
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 13:35 (fourteen years ago)
"I should have quit while I was a head!!!!"
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Monday, 14 May 2012 13:46 (fourteen years ago)
or "I think I'll quit as I'm a head" but yeah.
― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2012 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
This contest is basically the NY'er's rejected cartoon depot, isn't it.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:30 (fourteen years ago)
neigh!
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:02 (fourteen years ago)
you two see if you can find some body, i'll go on a head
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
yukky puns kind of don't fit the NYer's style. I think I said that upthread.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:22 (fourteen years ago)
Let's win the National Review Caption Contest:
"These PETA idiots ruin EVERYTHING!"
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:23 (fourteen years ago)
"The best part is him whipping himself for a change."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 14 May 2012 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
all day i can't turn round without being bothered by some horses's ass, but the one time i need one....
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:34 (fourteen years ago)
ah! got it:"Well somebody certainly doped ONE of us."
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:35 (fourteen years ago)
"he's dying to win so he can be put out to stud."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 14 May 2012 15:52 (fourteen years ago)
damn poles coming over here and takin our jobs
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:57 (fourteen years ago)
lol darragh
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/28/p465/120528_contest_p465.jpg
If "The Monkeys You Ordered" website doesn't have "THAT'S TED" as a caption, I will want to know why!
― Mark G, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:12 (fourteen years ago)
"This is normal."
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:54 (fourteen years ago)