Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

perfect results, i'm not worried about newcastle tbh

newcastle will be tired by the weekend tho

anyone who thinks kraatxis goal is nearly as good as that is a worthless mouthbreathing cunt

http://h11.abload.de/img/untitled-8zjkh2.gif

otm

sweet baby jesus

I mean it's not even like he's spotted the keeper badly positioned

reminds me of Ronaldinho's - obviously a fluke

there's been a few decent strikes this season

what a rubbish description by the Guardian

This is getting ridiculous! Cissé has just struck his 13th goal in 12 games for Newcastle and it's yet another beauty! He received the ball 25 yards out after a rare Newcastle break and curled a sumptuous shot into the top corner!

Cisse's goal doesn't even make sense. Amazing.

http://www.3news.co.nz/VIDEO-HIGHLIGHTS-Chelsea-Vs-Newcastle-in-English-Premier-League-2012/tabid/317/articleID/252772/Default.aspx

ok congrats cisse you have officially been promoted to animal

this dude is cool, imo

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/5/2/1335992087026/Soccer---Barclays-Premier-007.jpg

Bananashot from Cisse, genius

eh what makes that so much better than crouch's tbh

Celebration-pictures-with-goalie-picking-ball-out-of-net-in-background are ace, we should do a picture thread.

peter crouch is currently sitting with his head in hands - wondering at what could've been.

Cisse, man.

I preferred Cisse's first - beautiful technique. Second is a mad spectacular swinger and has much more of an element of fortune.

that's my take on it onimo- modric's goal had more technique imo

Have I said how much I love Spurs?

we're yr 6 pointers this month

jesus, you lot will challops about anything won't you?

I preferred Cisse's first - beautiful technique. Second is a mad spectacular swinger and has much more of an element of fortune.

It could be pure fronting but there's something in his attitude watching that second goal and the way that he hit it both hard but with just enough of the outside of his foot that makes me think he might have meant it.

holy holy fuck that goal is insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane.

nn and winston otm

He meant to shoot and score and swerve it but I think he was aiming near post and just got mad extra spin on it - it's crazy and beautiful but the first is cool and classy and reminds me of peak era Thierry Henry.

Amazing how many brilliant goals he's managed to fit into his short time at Newcastle.

winston ?

Wait why the +10 st(p)oppage?

http://maxgif.com/1Md

i was disappointed, the first few frames looked like it was heading into the near post, but imo he wouldn't have tried to hit it over the keeper from there, i'm saying a wild cunt that came off this time.

do we have a newcastle appreciation thread?

Very nasty airborne leading elbow from Mikel in revenge for an over-the-ball a few minutes earlier. Tiote out cold by the looks, fell heavily on his tailbone.

xps

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I've decided he meant it cos of how he kinda jogs to the right after hitting it, suggesting he's prepared to sprint into the area diagonally if Cech tips it out or it comes back off the bar

pure analysis no projection involved

redknapp dropping truth bombs

"There are lots of lads cleverer than me managing lower-division clubs," he reasoned. "I'm lucky. I get very well-paid. I've got a fantastic job. I don't think anyone owes me anything."

"I might be an idiotic, patriotic Englishman and I went to the World Cup thinking we would win it and I think we have got a real chance in the Euros," he said.

What do people mean when they ask/wonder if "he meant it"?

Like, how much of any goal can/does any player ever consciously "mean"?

I.E. astounding goal, so who cares.

they mean was he trying to score or trying to cross/ something else

Doesn't seem to me like that's most of the debate happening here.

Of course he fucking meant to shoot. Everything beyond that is impossible to know, probably even for the player himself.

top left or top right corner I think is the coin-flippin' conundrum here but broadly speaking I agree w/ you

1508 more posts and this overtakes last year's thread as the longest thread ever. With Spurs on a knife-edge, I know we can do this.

itt liverpool not winning things; sandbox i love football
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if you add say at least a third of that total, kenny will have delivered at least one module

I'd forgotten about that. Three thousand in a month? We should really get on with our work more.

ESPN play of the day, btw

Over a no-hitter. Go figure.

huh

already a perfect game this season
xp

a hoy hoy, American references. ESPN has plays of the week from all sports) and they're showing European soccer now since they have some CL and EPL rights. No-hitter is baseball term. It's very, very hard and very rare.

I think it makes for great TV, the second goal, but the first is the more conventionally impressive.

would have been a perfect game but for a passed ball as well.

works for baseball + football

ok well then what was the play of the week?