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this thread is causing me workplace discomfort

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Alfred, no.

"I figured if I couldn't be around my girlfriend, I would settle for her brother," said Sarsgaard, who's dating Maggie Gyllenhaal.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Gyllenhaal received the Desert Palm Achievement Award from colleague Peter Sarsgaard (who, by the way, is dating Jake's sister, Maggie Gyllenhaal). Sarsgaard said he was planning to say nice things about Gyllenhaal, since they all picked on him during the making of "Jarhead." However, the first thing that Sarsgaard noted was Gyllenhaal's great hair. He said, "Jake's got an amazing head of hair. Look at it, it's incredible."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

OMG, did anybody see Sarsgaard at the Indie Spirit Awards?? He came out -- er, went onstage -- with gift bags dangling from his arms and did everything but howl "It's Raining Men."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Saturday morning while waiting for an outside table at Sant Ambroeus I spotted Maggie Gyllenhaal (looking very well put together) and a very scruffy Peter Sarsgaard sitting with an older woman and…drum roll please…a truly hot, relaxed, smiling brother Jake. Jake was clearly not trying to go incognito as he was holding a little puppy on his lap. Despite this critical mass of star power everyone was pretty much leaving them alone. At one point Peter stood up and started rubbing Jake’s shoulders which caused me to gasp.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Jake, Maggie, puppy

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/JunkFeud/gyllenhaal/gyllenhaal-lunching11.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

hahaha jaymc has the goods! or maybe he's just writing it...

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Puggles will keep them together.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

The older woman at the table, btw -- sitting next to Jake -- is Mrs. G. (Naomi Foner).

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/JunkFeud/gyllenhaal/gyllenhaal-lunching6.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

whew.... getting light-headed...

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Where are you getting this, jay?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

(1) http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/entertainment/columnists/13159177.htm
(2) http://www.emanuellevy.com/article.php?articleID=912
(3) http://www.gawker.com/news/stalker/gawker-stalker-the-gyllenhaalsarsgaard-puppy-saga-takes-a-homoerotic-twist-135958.php

Photos: http://junk-feud.com/archives/mama-gyllenhaal/

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

(I LOVE Naomi Foner's silver boots in that pic!)

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Hoo boy:

On the same wavelength as Sarsgaard, Gyllenhaal said that he indeed "loves to tell stories in film," but then immediately said, "I already did a gay cowboy movie this year. If I did a musical, people might start asking questions. But don't think it's not beating deeply in my veins, and the urge is a deep urge. Deep, deep urge."

Unrelated, but this is too irresistable:

The highly acclaimed Toronto-based filmmaker ("Dead Ringers," "The Fly," "Crash") received the Sonny Bono Visionary Filmmaker Award...

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Here's a handy comp of the Toothy Tile stuff:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/2890039.html

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:35 (twenty years ago)

OMG I missed the "deep, deep urge" part!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/2005-02-26-torso29sc1il.jpg

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

Eh, whatever. Maybe Gylly is very close to his quasi-brother-in-law Peter, so that massages aren't so outrageous.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Also: let's not discount the fact that the camera doesn't lie. It was hard to hide Monty Clift's obvious homo impulses, no matter how genuine his chemistry with Olivia De Havilland and Elizabeth Taylor. Gylly hasn't been in enough movies (i.e. good movies) to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he's got buttboy urges, whereas Clift had used (or was used) his ambivalence to startling effect in a half-dozen movies.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

"startling effect" = #3 on Giant List of Phrases That Should Be Banned from Cultural Criticism

also: boy, susan sarandon is hott.

― amateurist0, Thursday, 9 March 2006 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Jake working out while shooting Jarhead.

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirrtless_.jpg

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirtless_3.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I just read up on Toothy Tile -- hadn't heard of it before. If T.T. is indeed Jake, then why does Ted Casablanca say that T.T.'s lover is NOT Peter Sarsgaard?
-- jaymc
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because it's Heath Ledger, silly!

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

O RLY?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p00z.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p08p.jpg

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― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:52 (twenty years ago)

Re the first picture: I thought it was Jake's hair that Sarsgaard was supposed to be lauding?!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:44 (twenty years ago)

it's all about the trouser

Jake's a weiner - BUT KEEFER'S PACKING BEEF!!!!

― john clarkson, Friday, 10 March 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Kiefer Sutherland?! postpixplzkthx

― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

the ball-scooping motion going on in that first photo...

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:01 (twenty years ago)

It irritates me no end that Gyllie can flash that 100-watt smile whether he's dealing with Oprah-related inanity or Peter Sarsgaard cupping his balls.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:15 (twenty years ago)

I don't like Jarhead Jake.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:34 (twenty years ago)

If anyone has Zodiac pics, now's the time to post'em.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:44 (twenty years ago)

I like Jarhead Jake less. Seems like a totally different entity.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Jarhead Jake works fine for me BEFORE they made him shave his torso for shooting.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

His lips and eyeballs are almost comically enlarged. He still looks hot to me:

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/jarhead/jarhead.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Like I said, muppety.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

if there is anything i like in a man, it is "comically enlarged"

ugh, the muppety thing is so so OTM

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Agreed. Jake's got a muppety look about him.

― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

You are all daft.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

That much more Toothy for you and me.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

So why has Toothy recanted?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

like lots of actors, he has a very large head

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

"You know what they say about a man with comically enlarged lips and eyeballs...."

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 10 March 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/6271/standin9iw.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 11 March 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

About time someone commented on last month's Vanity Fair shoot.

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:17 (twenty years ago)

Dammit:

ihttp://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/jake.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/jake.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:25 (twenty years ago)

(use http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/jake.jpg" >)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:25 (twenty years ago)

wifout spaces.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:25 (twenty years ago)

he looks so perfect in the sarsgaard ball-cupping picture.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:40 (twenty years ago)

ugh. my favorite thread ever. i've said it before, and i'll say it again: he's so hot it makes me wanna barf

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:57 (twenty years ago)

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