bear say hi to me

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE

wkiw that bear

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

http://i45.tinypic.com/sfjsw0.jpg

waving bear is something else

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

bear say bye to me

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

ditto embarrassingly

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

SO SAD

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

Too soon?

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/295/576/503.gif

well there's my new display name

this bear needs no meme phild

seriously

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d42xxNJm1r0vr70o1_500.jpg

bears say hi to us

that's not you is it?!?

no.

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/we-need-some-rest-before-the-chase.jpg

oh hi bear

Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?

He is like the bear Al Bundy.

*flush*

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/05/bear-swim-pool-monrovia.html

!!!

ALSO:

Fontana girl killed at her 16th-birthday party

well that's a cheery pairing

Wildfire kills flock of teenagers near Chevy Chase

The teens said the bear took its time and didn't seem too threatening, but that they weren't going to test that perception.

]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb1r4dcoxWc

kinda find the bear the least interesting thing about this.

nice square bracket fizzles.

For those of you who have seen the infamous "cardboard bear" story from Cleveland's Fox 8 News: Fox 8 Does a Bear Story Without Embarrassing Themselves

http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/83132/1133523/hi-bear.jpeg

OH MY GOD

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6p5jsrCza1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg

This all went down about a mile away from me today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RngG-FWfhg

lmao at the lady explaining the frozen chicken theft

bear say drive to me

I’m a bit taken aback that apparently she plans to eat that chicken?

that was the part that killed me. maybe the bear only punctured the packaging or 1-2 pieces of meat and she’s like “still good!”

I'm sure she'll cook it first, it not like she's gonna get "bear germs" and turn into a crazed werebear.

no need to waste bear-stolen goods

https://www.lybrate.com/question/1346442781/in-case-of-dog-bite-can-i-eat-chicken-drink-bear-after-injection

My hometown goes international
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/25/bears-southern-california

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvWiRM6b3Kw)

Kudos to the narrator for knowing exactly what that bear is saying.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/17/virginia-man-dies-bear-fall

Similar incidents have occurred in recent years.

In 2018, a man in Alaska was critically injured after his hunting partner shot a bear on a ridge. The animal tumbled down a slope into the man, who was also struck by rocks dislodged by the bear.

Another man was injured in 2019 after his hunting partner shot a bear in a tree in North Carolina. The bear fell out of the tree and began biting the hunter. The man and the animal then tumbled off a cliff. The hunter was taken to a hospital, while the bear was later found dead.

Your chances of being killed by a falling bear are low but never zero.

payback's a bitch

Bear Say Bye to Me

Bear say [muffled]

drop bears are real

One town over from me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH2_ODnc6iA

When asked why he robbed banks, Willie Sutton simply replied, “Because that's where the money is.”

Bears raid honey store after enclosure escape
Two bears who sparked the evacuation of a wildlife park involving trained firearms staff and police had headed straight for the honey store, the park has said.

Wildwood Devon, a conservation charity near Exeter, said European brown bears Mish and Lucy made their way to the food store after breaking free - and then consumed a "week's worth of honey".

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgrxn4x7yx2o

This is local to us. We have seen those bears many times. I hope there aren’t bad repercussions.

Also a few minutes walk from the place dear old Swampy got famous for trying to stop the bypass.

Bear breaks into California zoo to visit its brothers on lockdown

There have been plenty of children’s stories about animals breaking out of zoos. But at one zoo in Northern California, a young black bear broke in.

That’s what happened last week at Sequoia Park Zoo in Eureka, Calif., when a zoo employee found a wild black bear standing with its nose pressed against the fencing of an enclosure, prompting a response by police and state authorities. It also left officials at California’s oldest zoo with a mystery about why a bear came in from the wild, introduced itself to the zoo’s bears and played with their toys, before being shown the exit.

“Overall, he was a very polite visitor,” Christine Noel, a zoo supervisor, said in a statement. “He stayed on the boardwalk path, kept two feet on the ground and didn’t try to climb over the railings!”

Ms. Noel was inspecting the zoo’s Redwood Sky Walk, an elevated path about 100-feet high that meanders among the state’s famous redwood trees on Friday morning when she spotted an unknown American black bear “interacting” with Tule, Ishŭng and Kunabulilh, the zoo’s own black bears, through their enclosure’s fencing.

...

The bear did not come into contact with any human visitors.

The intruder, about 1.5 years old and possibly a female, was going “nose-to-nose” with the other bears, one at a time, through the fencing of their habitats, in “polite introductions,” Jim Campbell-Spickler, the zoo’s director, said in an interview on Tuesday.

It batted around their toys, he said. Then, with the help of a California Department of Fish and Wildlife warden, the bear was eventually coaxed through a service gate and back into the wilds of Sequoia Park.

Lol I grew up going to that zoo.. haven't been in years, decades actually

I encountered a young black bear last month while out hiking in a more remote part of the state. It was raining. I came around a bend in the trail and it was walking toward me about 50 feet away with its nose near the ground snuffling up the rainy earth smells.

I was a bit surprised and said (verbatim) "Oh! Hello." It looked up, saw me, and in a split second it had plunged off the trail, down the hill and run away. So, this is more of 'I say hi to bear' story.

lots of good bear stories lately, including the fact that no one is around in yellowstone to break up 'bear jams', traffic jams caused by bears wandering into traffic and looking in car windows

We had two guys here killed in separate incidents by bears.

One guy was up on a tractor!

Other guy was camping by himself. Had sent photos of the bear to his family back in Missouri.

Family taking their state's nickname way too literally.

First recorded deaths by bear in the state since 1892!

I got nothing but respect for bears.

what was the original bear say hi to me image?!?!

https://www.colorado.edu/coloradan/2012/06/01/bear-who-fell-earth

bear say hi to me

https://apnews.com/video/a-drone-looking-for-a-missing-man-in-estonia-finds-a-bear-awake-after-hibernation-eb9284922782499c868df04483bf9174

"Ha, check out this little guy."

"OMG, he's so cute!

"Look at him wigging out!"

"Sooo, have you found my son yet?"

I mean, probably worth at least taking a prolonged investigation into the area to make sure that the cuddly wuddly fella didn't have a human body cached in the immediate vicinity.

That's how I'd explain it to my supervisor, if asked, anyway.