I'm thinking of getting into the ridic clothing opinion business if its this easy...
"Underwear?! UGH! If you have to wear such things, go with silk and get them fitted!"
― I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
real men don't have groins to cover with fabric. real men store their genitalia behind the third flap on their retractable proboscis
― Mordy, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:07 (fourteen years ago)
lol I was trying to make an international male joke a while ago and it looks like they got bought by some other company!
oh god, this generally clueless dude who is my friend's brother used to say if he was rich or something he'd dress like a badass in international male stuff. completely clueless to any gay connotation or um, sense.
― mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
I reckon the locker room is just about the only place you should feel free to let your weird swollen old balls hang free while you shoot the shit about NASDAQ
― badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:40 (fourteen years ago)
This lady is telling y'all that the undies dont really matter - but for the love of god make sure theyre new, clean and dont have skidmarks.
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 12:24 (fourteen years ago)
^^ reason why white undies are horrible, no stain camoflage
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0neh3kAas1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
uhhhhh
ew no, ew
― raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
haaa
― horseshoe, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
big nope to that
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
clumsy virgin kisses, forever
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
a clumsy virgin kissing a human face, forever
― dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
cut her lip on your braces
eternally
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
with lots of jabby tongue movements and while chewing bubblicious?
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
Get your entire face swallowed, every time
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
A real man doesn't "feel a girl up." He puts his arm on her shoulders and goes for the stealthy boob reacharound.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
):
― raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pvq7KAMI1qj38q5o1_500.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3inj21dRI1qj38q5o1_500.jpg
o_0
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
wtf
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
"rules"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
strive constantly to be better than her at everything xp
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
ok holy shit that one
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
wow if you read those two together
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
society and its puny "laws" can't stop me.
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
"laws" are not "rules"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
Make the first move. If she runs, make it a race. Chasing her is more important than any "rules" etc.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
"Take every restraining order as a personal challenge to get closer to her."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
"But officer, I was there to see about a girl"
can someone make one of these that says "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"
― goole, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
"Dating is a safari, be Teddy Roosevelt"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
The #666 Rule of a Gentleman
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:53 (fourteen years ago)
Make the first move, power-boost at the start of every race in Mario Kart, pwn her so hard
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
itt lovelorn tweens teach u how to live
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
shit i mean "tumblr whites" is that what we call them now
"Lock and load, rack em and stack em."
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
i haven't run across thread fodder much lately mostly because i simply haven't been on tumblr?
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
this is all horrible advice
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
that last one needs a michael myers photo beneath it
― bnw, Monday, 14 May 2012 19:30 (fourteen years ago)
i just made the dumb mistake of visiting the men's rights reddit page and now i want to pluck my eyes out with a crochet hook
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:55 (fourteen years ago)
now I'm gonna have to do the same
― dayo, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wvk7TGiM1rumg3bo1_250.gif
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
...
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
dammit
hey guys try this milk I think it tastes bad
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:09 (fourteen years ago)
i never understood the irresistible appeal of mark ruffalo ... until that gif
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:11 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, i'm now a believer
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_1Rt1R4xbM
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
itt mark ruffalo teaches you how to be a man.gif
― mh, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23ManRules
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)