i'm not a stylish gay guy but i would like to encourage anyone reading that column to think twice before putting any of his advice into practice. just based off the commando underwear answer
― Mordy, Monday, 30 April 2012 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
it's so sad that this cartoon gay is trapped in the 90s
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
A: There's nothing more unappealing than a forest of hair growing out of your shirt, so I would opt to leave only the top button open. If you have officially ventured into what we call Bear Territory, take a cue from us gays (well, most of us gays) and make sure you're baby-bottom smooth (by way of hot wax) before even unbuttoning that much.
I might be weird but a completely hairless chest is odd and offputting to me, like a hairless cat. I'm glad I'm not dating anymore.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
if someone tells you that you need to shave your chest, basically don't trust that person's opinions on anything
― madame boo berry (donna rouge), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
I just wear a trench coat w/dress socks & garters.
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
white boxer briefs are not flattering btw
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
unless you are mark wahlberg
It's great how "marmoset" is such a comedy word all by itself.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
I wear boxer briefs but own no white ones because ewww gross
also boxers are ok but I worry for the future of my groin without some sort of undergarment that provides some support
― mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
I don't think letting your weenie bounce around a little bit is going to give you a hernia.
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
I have a few white pairs of boxer briefs, but they were only purchased because they were the only color left in a brand whose fit I like.
― frogsclovetofu (beachville), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
haha mh, if that is on your concern list then sex must just be full on torture for you
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
I can't do boxers or free balling. Feels weird to not have support, though I'm not worried about damage.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:08 (fourteen years ago)
i too have been in locker rooms and not everybody should be flapping their dong around, keep it under wraps if you have a weird penis thx
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:12 (fourteen years ago)
i once saw flabby guy who was likely in his 60s in a gym locker room wearing nothing but some of those fun sexy colorful briefs they make for teen twinks, it was the saddest thing
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
I'd guess that everyone in that locker room who saw that probably left feeling a little sadder than that dude
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
maybe that is his secret power.
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
like, everyone around me is a little bit defeated & now I dominate
underwear domination
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
by appearances his superpower was to look like he was melting
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
I wear those twink ones iirc, ack
Um, was joking about support undergarments but I appreciate the concern
― mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
anyway the sexiest underwear for a straight guy can be found via the international male catalog, why not
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:01 (fourteen years ago)
I'm thinking of getting into the ridic clothing opinion business if its this easy...
"Underwear?! UGH! If you have to wear such things, go with silk and get them fitted!"
― I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
real men don't have groins to cover with fabric. real men store their genitalia behind the third flap on their retractable proboscis
― Mordy, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:07 (fourteen years ago)
lol I was trying to make an international male joke a while ago and it looks like they got bought by some other company!
oh god, this generally clueless dude who is my friend's brother used to say if he was rich or something he'd dress like a badass in international male stuff. completely clueless to any gay connotation or um, sense.
― mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
I reckon the locker room is just about the only place you should feel free to let your weird swollen old balls hang free while you shoot the shit about NASDAQ
― badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:40 (fourteen years ago)
This lady is telling y'all that the undies dont really matter - but for the love of god make sure theyre new, clean and dont have skidmarks.
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 12:24 (fourteen years ago)
^^ reason why white undies are horrible, no stain camoflage
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0neh3kAas1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
uhhhhh
ew no, ew
― raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
haaa
― horseshoe, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
big nope to that
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
clumsy virgin kisses, forever
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
a clumsy virgin kissing a human face, forever
― dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
cut her lip on your braces
eternally
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
with lots of jabby tongue movements and while chewing bubblicious?
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
Get your entire face swallowed, every time
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
A real man doesn't "feel a girl up." He puts his arm on her shoulders and goes for the stealthy boob reacharound.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
):
― raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pvq7KAMI1qj38q5o1_500.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3inj21dRI1qj38q5o1_500.jpg
o_0
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
wtf
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
"rules"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
strive constantly to be better than her at everything xp
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
ok holy shit that one
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
wow if you read those two together
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
society and its puny "laws" can't stop me.
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
"laws" are not "rules"
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
Make the first move. If she runs, make it a race. Chasing her is more important than any "rules" etc.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:51 (fourteen years ago)