Twitter C/D

I must confess this made me chuckle.

colón

omg food network tweet

the pentametron logarithm needs a lil tweaking

haha wut http://i.imgur.com/6XpZB.png

http://i.imgur.com/cdV2u.png

"Still"

even though she is apparently a father of eight

lol

i got a bunch of random follows this week, someone tweaked a logarithm somewhere

Liking @textinstagram a lot lately

Ken Jennings' Twitter is surprisingly hilarious, he holds his own with the FYAD guys

So what's your favorite log-in screen?

A. Megalopolis Rooftop Party
B. Bad Picture of Bad Band
C. Cricket at Dusk

tao lin ‏ @tao_lin
i will follow my 60,000th follower irl for 30hrs nonstop & tweet about them once every 5min & publish it as an ebook & give them 30%/profits
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twitter sure is over capacity a lot these days

It keeps asking me if I want to follow the Dalai Lama.

I think not, because I'd only tweet "Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama, Lama Lama, Dalai Dalai"

..and I would probably end up getting blocked.

Max why are you tweeting every stupid tumblr reply? My whole page is you now! *stabs you*

55,000 twitter passwords leaked http://www.airdemon.net/hacker107.html

gah.

Max why are you tweeting every stupid tumblr reply? My whole page is you now! *stabs you*

Shit like this is why I dont use Twitter. I added one guy who fancies himself as a bit of a social meedja guru (blech) and he fuckin tweets like 15 times a day or more. Between that and people RTing shit everywhere (TMBG are terrible for it, Flansburg RTs more than he posts!), I got so confused ovcr what I was reading I just gave up.

Follow better people.

But don't unfollow max, he is the best.

Following better people is one thing, unfollowing should be done regularly.

Also use an app where you can mute hastags or tweets from certain clients, eg 4sq, spotify, etc.

Yeah tbf the most ive ever done is read it via the website, it just doesnt interest me enough really. Not into soundbite blogging.

Also handy is to block retweets by certain ppl. So you can see their regular tweets, but none of their retweets.

if someone who i don't follow has replied to me, why doesn't it show me their tweet in my original tweets conversation?

ie the only way i know they replied was because it forwarded to my phone text service.

thank god erica let me know someone was saying nasty rumors abt me

lol

OK so I changed my password and I still think my account is sending spam out to people. I don't know what to do!

you need to revoke your managed applications. Go into your settings, then choose "Apps" on the left hand side, then revoke everything. You'll need to reactivate the ones you actually want later.

(Changing your password doesn't stop authenticated apps from working, and the spammers will have authenticated a client app to do their thing)

but how will i know if someone is saying nasty rumors abt me

heh

Dr. Jerry Beans ‏@dogboner
all my people that have mild depression or severe dont worry because theres someone that loves u and hes a rotating doghouse with gold teeth

Ste, I'm guessing they deleted the tweet?

new twitter is a completely over engineered mess

They're rebuilding it to take all that shit out now.

'bout time http://engineering.twitter.com/2012/05/improving-performance-on-twittercom.html

hey thanks stet! I'll try that today.

Roffle

http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/model-live-tweets-married-actor-trying-to-hook-up

The first thing that you might notice is that permalink URLs are now simpler: they no longer use the hashbang (#!).

#!
#!
#!

rip hashbang

fuck give it back!

totally not what i thought a hashbang was.

Roffle

http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/model-live-tweets-married-actor-trying-to-hook-up

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, June 6, 2012 4:21 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah this cracked me up

I loved the phrase "divine interception", ha

hahahaha amazing

anyone looking for a reason why twitter exists

Each week, Sweden gives its official national twitter account to a different Swedish citizen... this week it is the rather entertaining Sonja... https://twitter.com/#!/sweden

http://i.imgur.com/3LgCT.png

social media

dying

alton brown is posting cute drawings to twitter: squid, lobster godzilla, barney the dinosaur on a grill, the chairman.

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