Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

dinho's was completely and obviously intentional. Don't know where that comes from.

number none is one of those englishmen from donegal iirc

That's some awesome pessimism xp - you'd need three straight wins for Bolton & QPR, apart from your own form. If it actually happened, you'd've given up your goal advantage too most likely.

English papers at the time were all "fluke goal" - truly bizarre efforts at passing it off as a lucky miss-hit cross.

no need to to accuse me of being English

Did not know where Number None was from, sorry - I've only ever heard victims of that goal calling it anything other than brilliant.

Obviously Ronnie meant it - what's the alternative, he overhits a gentle twenty-yard lob by nearly twenty yards, and finds the top corner by a million-to-one chance?

It's quite a different technique anyway. Suarez is on the run

Even Beckham was standing still when he hit his

nayim's does seem more hit n hope but idk that feels like such an irrational thing to say when he decided what to do and put it in the exact place it needed to go

i think maybe there are just certain illusions of perfect execution when it comes to lobs. agree that suarez's is more satisfying anyway, and yeah maybe it is the being on the run

best is le tiss v schmeichel 4ever (or are we gonna be hardcore about chips v lobs?)

Oh yeah, you can rely on some solid pessimism from me. Just can't see us taking anything from Arsenal. Honestly, though, I do feel confident we should take something from Villa, but who knows. We've just been so close to 'mathematical safety' for so long, and squandered our subsequent chances.

fuck me we won a league game. kenny in.

xposts. just get a poll on the go already

Phillippe Albert vs Seaman was a peach too - on the run but closer in and well disguised vs top opposition in a big match.

my favourite chip is Suker on Schmeichel actually

SChmeichel not Seaman

xxp stop being insane craig, norwich are safe as 'ouses even if you dont win another point

Schmeichel got made a fool of a few times

deserved it for wearing a clown nose

i'm an albert man for pure chips, but letiss vs flowers is an example of the rare powerlob, crashed in from forty odd yards but nonetheless definitely a topspin effort.

let's all agree that it's the coolest kind of goal anyway

least cool lob ever is O'Shea against Arsenal

coolest was cantona vs sunderland

combined with the celebration yeah

wait did someone really forget rivaldo's bicycle up there

actually more impressed by suarez's second tbh, that shit was breathtaking

there's a terrifying moment in the celebrations for the third when you see suddenly see john hartson rocking up in a red shirt to congratulate the wee man, but thankfully no, it's just shelvey caught up in some latent cognitive haywire

marcos senna against betis is my favourite lob.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YqI0G0IuFzo#t=152s

fuck me we won a league game. kenny in.

― Chris, Saturday, 28 April 2012 19:53 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xposts. just get a poll on the go already

― Chris, Saturday, 28 April 2012 19:53 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf i forgot kenny's name when i did it who will have the more lol liverpool career?

oh you meant lobs v chips didnt you

'lob' is american for popcorn

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001914171/192954393_41590_185894506172_6242242_n_xlarge.jpeg

Karlheinz Riedle got a memorable. chip for Pool back in the day, against Leeds maybe? Its trajectory has stayed with me.

kinda of want to start "itt: mike williamson" for some reason

newcastle defending like prats

ok apart from that fds one there

Di Santo's goal was pretty choice too

Woo, Di Santo for Wigan's fourth while we're talking about chips.

lol who was that glam old duck next to steve kean in the stands

fowler's bicycle chip too

Wigan Newcastle seems like about the game of the season

I reckon City-Arsenal was the best I've seen this season

but here's Swansea-Wolves, could be promising

dropping rodallega (and consequent adjustments) seems like the key factor in wigan's upswing

if sturridge, why not scott sinclair btw?

or dyer, or moses?

cos they are not as good

give moses another year and maybe

doyle to spurs pls, i'd take fletcher too.

Is Doyler coming into form? Hope so

graham's the one i rate at swansea after siggy

'as good' i dunno, seem more focused on end product as part of a system than the players that get picked for england tho.

are there any also ran game lads who u wouldnt want to replace adebayor and modric

yeah but.. thats not a natural trait of theirs as players, that's cos theyre in part of a collective module designed to maximise their efforts

put sinclair on for studge for chelsea he'd be twice as bad, put studge in for sinclair at swansea he'd be twice as good