The Trader Joe's Product Discussion Thread (S/D)

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just bought valencia peanut butter w/ roasted flaxseeds -- what to eat with it? unfortunately all i have is an orange.

I like to put this on these bagel-based "power bar" things they sell in my supermarket's bakery - they've got dried fruit and seeds in them, it works really well.

shabba lambides (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 28 April 2012 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

Alternately just spread it on some saltines but keep a bucket of water handy cause you'll be thirsty.

shabba lambides (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 28 April 2012 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

not a fan of trader joe's to begin with but man these jelly beans i got in this gift basket are ATROCIOUS

the late great, Saturday, 28 April 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

fact that liquorice seems to outnumber everything else in this box isn't helping

the late great, Saturday, 28 April 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

Speculoos Cookie Butter

Pretty sure I could eat a whole jar in one sitting.

Jeff, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

Prove it.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

pics or it didn't happen

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

Could, not would. Unless there was some sort of monetary reward.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I ended up getting rid of my jar of it because it was too dangerous; clear I would OD.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

So weird: Put together ingredients and bake cookies that are then disintegrated to make them an ingredient in another thing - will the speculoos chain grow? The obvious use for a sweet paste is in cookies --- cookies within cookies!

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

They have a candy bar filled with it, which is awesome. Now they just have to make a cookie with chunks of the candy bar baked into it.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

Finished products used as ingredients have always seemed weird to me. Even stuffing/dressing is odd.

OTOH, I'm kind of a master of combining independently complete foods, so it shouldn't seem that strange to me.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

They have a candy bar filled with it, which is awesome. Now they just have to make a cookie with chunks of the candy bar baked into it.

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 1:39 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm having an existential crisis.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

Let me just say that the frozen turkey meatballs are the best I've had outside of my Abruzzo-born great grandmother's kitchen. Like, for any meatball period, not just turkey.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 May 2012 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

I had those tonight based on all the recommendations in thuds thread. Yum! A little salty, as tj products tend to be.

tehresa, Friday, 18 May 2012 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

Thuds thread? And yeah I can kinda see them being a tad on the salty side, but not overwhelmingly so.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 May 2012 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

Lol autotext... This thread!

tehresa, Friday, 18 May 2012 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

sea salt brownies are VERY SALTY

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 May 2012 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

like, too much salt -- i mean, i'm eating them. but damn.

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 May 2012 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

trader joes MYSTERIES: the sesame bagels are 20 cents cheaper than the plain bagels

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

maybe the plain bagels are sesame bagels that have been de-seeded by migrant farmers.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

too much salt is just enough salt

40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

Yeh, I agree with Jordan (and Jeff, I'm sure). The meatballs are not salty in my opinion.

I thought I was weird for loving those meatballs! I'm glad to get confirmation that they actually are very good.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Friday, 18 May 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

love those meatballs as well. u r not alone

tobo73, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

I think basically anything I don't make from scratch seems too salty to me.

tehresa, Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

"Southwest Style Salad"

^ this is good

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

choc covered PB-filled pretzels are simply not that good :(

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

i was disappointed in those chocolate salt & sugar almonds :/

sarahell, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

If they were the same salted almonds Donna Rouge had in his pantry this one time (I think they had a yellow label?) then you are sooooorely mistaken.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

ROSEMARY PECANS AND MOTHERFUCKING CRANBERRIES

The Reverend, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY

The Reverend, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

LEMON TART
LEMON TART
LEMON TART

sarahell, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 07:05 (fourteen years ago)

ROSEMARY PECANS AND MOTHERFUCKING CRANBERRIES

would eat.

tried the chicken mole (from the freezer section). it was good, but a little goes a long way. the sauce is very thick and complex.

get wolves (get bent), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

I'll chime in again for the Chicken Gorgonzola (frozen section). Large enough for three servings.

nickn, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

Those thai lime & chili cashews reappeared after having been sold out. I bought two packages.

mh, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

seafood rangoon appetizer, whatever happened to you?

sarahell, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

has anyone has the spoorloos filled choc bar? Too much sweet not enough yum imo

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

it wasn't as bad as being buried alive in a coffin by a weird, doughy nemesis though?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

xp - i have. it was ok. definitely could've been more yum imo

sarahell, Thursday, 24 May 2012 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

their lentil wrap is just okay but i would drink a gallon of the accompanying spicy tahini sauce.

mario bataille (get bent), Sunday, 3 June 2012 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

and i've said it before, but the pumpernickel pretzel sticks are awesome -- they're crying out for a nice sharp fondue or at least a "pub cheese."

modest mouskouri (get bent), Monday, 4 June 2012 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

the trader joe's pub cheese is gross. it's just cheez whiz.

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 June 2012 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

most pub cheese is gross. but it has a perverse appeal for me.

modest mouskouri (get bent), Monday, 4 June 2012 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

wtf is pub cheese? i've seen it, and it just looks like cheez whiz in a tub

sarahell, Monday, 4 June 2012 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

that's what it is

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 June 2012 04:29 (fourteen years ago)

yes, but why do they call it "pub cheese" - is it for aspirational "yuppies" that like british things and see themselves as above eating cheez whiz in a tub?

sarahell, Monday, 4 June 2012 08:14 (fourteen years ago)

I like it. But I'm also a cheese whiz fan.

Jeff, Monday, 4 June 2012 10:26 (fourteen years ago)

"pub cheese" (and port wine cheese, and low-end cheese spreads)

modest mouskouri (get bent), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:40 (fourteen years ago)

I tried to like port wine cheese and I just cannot.

The four-cheese jumbo raviolis they have w the fresh pasta are prob like top 10 TJ's products btw

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 4 June 2012 13:12 (fourteen years ago)

Their cheese tortellini (from the dry pasta aisle, not the refrigerated kind) is not great. Some of the ones that are more tightly folded don't absorb enough water and the cheese inside stays dry and grainy.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 4 June 2012 17:11 (fourteen years ago)


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