second-degree lamping is all-time
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:20 (fourteen years ago)
you know what would have been perfect, is if in the followup report dude had burst back in, snatched the mic and shouted "I'M STILL THAT N_____, AAAAAAAAAAAH"
dying
― the late great, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:21 (fourteen years ago)
The third report about that report would have been well worth watching.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:48 (fourteen years ago)
The slow mo like america's most wanted is what really does it for me.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 05:00 (fourteen years ago)
except he couldn't because she had him arrested
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 07:13 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtBfvjsSjag
note the name of the store that had crime in it
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 07:16 (fourteen years ago)
how can that be?
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 07:26 (fourteen years ago)
If this were a poll, I don't know which I'd vote for: "I'm THAT N_, AAAAAHHHHH!" or Gay Dolphin.
― I wish to be DINOSAUR SOLDIER again...and for EVERY WEAPON (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 13:17 (fourteen years ago)
I know it's 2012, but I want to see the Keyboard Cat version of this report.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 13:46 (fourteen years ago)
he's out on bail, as was painstakingly detailed in the "now I am a victim of a crime" portion of the report
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 13:51 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.gaydolphin.com/
this store is a Thing, apparently!
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
Dangit, Cape Fear was in North Carolina. Would've liked to see dude doing push-ups in his cell, looking at a picture of her with I'M THE NIGGHAAUUURREEEEEYAAAAAA scrawled across her face.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 13:55 (fourteen years ago)
Justin and Eloise also operated three of Myrtle Beach’s original guest houses: The Tuck-Em Inn, The Coast Inn and The Just Inn
― I wish to be DINOSAUR SOLDIER again...and for EVERY WEAPON (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)
one time my friends and I shot a TV news van with squirt guns and the cops showed up at my house not long afterwards...
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:11 (fourteen years ago)
Anyone know who the drummer for Gay Dolphin was?
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:25 (fourteen years ago)
Asking for a friend btw.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
if dude had shown up for the follow-up report it'd be chappelle sketch as real life event
― mh, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/8OGPj.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:57 (fourteen years ago)
jeezus
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
uh
― the late great, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:11 (fourteen years ago)
yeah that's racist
Cross reference w/ This is Sexist thread. So gross.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
finally, Urb magazine gave up on trying to hide their real interest in live event coverage
― mh, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
awful, simply awful...
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
she looks good for having had a kid - wonder where bronfmann is though
― the late great, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
she looks good for having had a kid
this is kind of a disgusting way to talk imo
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
pretty sure that's a joke
― goole, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
xp you're missing the concernbait forest for the trees
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
lol this explanation's always good - what's the joke, at whose expense?
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
it's a "lol, they all look the same to meeeee" joke
always good for a larf
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
she looks a bit like MIA was the thrust of the post I believe
― wring wring wring wring wring wring wring wring homophone (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:40 (fourteen years ago)
i'm just happy to be living in the post-racial age
― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
well you've not been banned yet so
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
i joke
The late great has donned, like the late great actors that he is no doubt named after, the artifice of someone who thinks all multi-ethnic women look like MIA, and also that it would be appropriate to comment on her post-baby body. The joke is in a sense on all of us, mistaking the gleam in his eye, but he has an artist's generous soul, and is will to encompass us all under his forgiving wings, to take the joke finally onto himself. The make-up is sublime, the seams near-invisible, etc etc.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:47 (fourteen years ago)
yes i think that's the joke: "that person looks like mia"
― goole, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
what a delightfully-formed "joke"!
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
FYI: This is what MIA looks like:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/MIA_front_face.jpg/220px-MIA_front_face.jpg
Bearing in mind WHAT FUCKING THREAD YOU'RE ON, do you want to run that one by me again?
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:01 (fourteen years ago)
I'm losing track now, who is genuinely angry and who is kidding
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
i'm kidding
i think
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
I think it was more a Urb magazine joke than a "looks like MIA joke"
why because they probably ran one zillion pictures of MIA
― mh, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
mmmmmmmaybe
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
would have sex with all these non-white women.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
(& white)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
living in this super sexy post-racial age
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:49 (fourteen years ago)
I'm racial
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:51 (fourteen years ago)
racial is kind of a beautiful name
racial, i can almost see you.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
racial maddow
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
the racial haircut
― mh, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)