solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

Imagine a man who buys a chicken from the grocery store, manages to bring himself to orgasm by penetrating it, then cooks and eats the chicken.

- frogbs

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B-LiOWHSedc/TPStVTx16bI/AAAAAAAABoY/rHFOmNFTdRY/s400/John_Lennon_Imagine_.jpg

Imagine a penis fucking a rotisserie chicken - forever.

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I collect therefore I am.

― NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

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stone temple pilots >>>> no doubt

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:03 (4 minutes ago) Permalink

bush sucks though

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:04 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

otm

what part of "solitary posts" don't you understand, owenf

it was too good

don't let it happen again or i'll be forced to hardman

don't let it happen again or i'll be forced to hardman

― the late great, Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:28 PM (13 minutes ago)

I feel trolled.

― s.clover, Saturday, May 5, 2012 7:45 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

beat me to the joke i was thinking up while scrolling down

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, May 8, 2012 5:40 PM Bookmark

the only thing i'm an expert on is knowing what i like, though i'm building strong skills in challops and appearing open-minded

― the late great, Saturday, May 12, 2012 4:03 PM Bookmark

man i am dominating this lately

effortlessly

zing! :-)

Hi i am the guy in the picture with my cock in the hoover and yes i am also Tailpipe Man the guy in lingerie fucking his car. My name is Jeff Mitchell and i live in Rugby, Warwickshire, UK. I like fucking different objects and wearing womens underwear and i love showing the pictures off. My email is sissymanwh✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧.u✧ if you have any comments or want more pictures to post around drop me a line. I want people to print off my pics with my details on them and leave them in public places for anyone to see.

Awesome

what th

email did not come out sissymanwhore @ hotmail co uk

^important new poster

http://tailpipeman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html#!/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html

This is a link to a blog which shows the picture of me fucking my car and tells you all about me. Have a look and send it to everyone you know.

so much for the boring saturday night thread

what is your opinion of dyson vacuum cleaners?

Dyson vacuum cleaners are very good for fucking. Not sure about there capabilitieson carpet though.

have you faced discrimination or harassment as a result of these photos going public or has your community been supportive?

I am constantly abused in the street in my area but i dont mind. I want people to know who i am and what i do. I like the humiliation.

This is a link to me on xtube.

http://www.xtube.com/set.php?s=W15slmjJCe3

ask sissymanwhore

:-(

so glad i approved this login. you'd think the name might have given me pause. but no, i thought, it's just somebody's idea of sport.

omg wut

I am glad you approved the login

this is a banner day friends

a banner day

i agree that far, yes

he will soon be exhausted

just came here to post a post to this thread and you know what I think I'll leave it

lmao

Tailpipe man keep up the good work

I will keep up the good work but i need everyones help to spread my identity and blog and pictures, so i hope you will spread it every where.

We'll do our very best, but don't start or revive anymore threads just to link to your blog or you'll be banned. Have a tailpipe-fucking good time!

why would you like that to happen?

i sent the link to my gf last night sissymanwhore, but she was at a cafe so she couldn't look at it because people would wonder why she was looking at a picture of a man fucking a tailpipe. i'll let you know what she thinks later.

Improvised...... I am not posting it in any more threads.
The late great..... The picture has been doing the rounds for a long time and i just want everyone to know it is me.
Mad god......Thanks, she should of shown it to everyone in the cafe. I look forward to hearing what she says. The blog is not just a picture it tells you lots more about me, have you read it?

yeah, definitely! great blog!

well, i read it last night. today when i try to access it, it says:

Service Unavailable

Error 503

how can we confirm that you are that person, and do enjoy the humiliation, and not just some random internet person who wants to humiliate someone else?

(I may not want to know the answer to this)

you didn't fuck the tailpipe of your website host, did you?