Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

they should start saying "meat and chips"

in homage to the true late night kebab snack

twitter.com/philmcnulty/statuses/180055889452081155

Penny for AVB's thoughts after that show of guts and character from Chelsea. Some of the old unplayable Drogba there tonight.

Many would have paid more than a penny for the thoughts of Villas-Boas if he was watching this game while the wounds heal from his sacking. He may have wondered how he could have failed so spectacularly to coax a performance on this scale from Chelsea during his nine months at the club.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnulty/2012/03/abramovich_basks_in_chelsea_vi.html

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:42 (1 month ago)

nice to know he successfully refashions his twitter insights on the big stage, nult is unplayable at the business end of things

nult is technically perfect.

i may be misunderstanding youse leadig lights- it is my steez tbf- but i think the 'play' in playable (or otherwise) simply refers to 'having as opposition'. 'we're playing x next week', sort of thing. 'unplayable' just hyperbolises the concept of the difficulty of doing this with drogbascent opposition.

The key figures were Drogba, Terry and the indefatigable Lampard.

indefattiable more like amirite

I guess darragh, just unplayable surely used to describe waterlogged pitches or whatever.,,

has it been used in like cricket or something like a really good delivery?

yeah i know, but we've just got to allow this one uncertainty into our vernacular, we've got to take on the challenge of deciding whether the word refers to a cresting beast mix of power, pace and technique like drogba or whether it refers to a lumpy, cut-up, soggy mess that the ball seems to come off at unlikely angles like luke chadwick

naturally I also dislike 'unplayable'

I have a bit of an instinct that it really needs a dulling preposition beside it, like 'against' - a bit 'unlistenable [to]'
but I think I may even be wrong about that.

no i think that's it

they could just say unstoppable.

Imagine an unstoppable delivery in cricket, that'd be something to see

uncuntable

unstoppable a bit lacking in terms of the continuous imo, fooball jargon has a good instinctive feel for these finicky gaps u know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7oBceuEJ9k

interesting - that ball was "unplayable" because of the unplayable condition of the pitch

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/05/article-1320515297477-0EADE91B00000578-734492_636x300.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJiehceTvRs

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/apr/20/ched-evans-found-guilty-rape

if on the same night, both had sex with the same person who was too drunk to consent, then am i missing something?

“John Terry for me is the best defender technically I’ve ever seen. I used to say to him: come out with the ball.

"But English football always encouraged him to be more aggressive, play on his power and determination. We should have tapped into his technical ability. He could control a game in same way Beckenbauer could. But that wasn’t the English way.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/european-championships-2012/9214801/Joe-Cole-Liverpool-was-a-bigger-culture-shock-than-France-and-Ive-not-given-up-hope-on-playing-at-Euros.html

That's good. I wish it were feature-length though, he sounds like he's got stuff worth saying.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/european-championships-2012/9214801/Joe-Cole-I'm-a-cunt-kill-me-please.html

seo hof

terrible game

yah i was gonna say

lots of mediocre players and the good ones out of form

mata coming on should make a difference though

lol

Sturridge has been poor 2nd half of the season.

Crap game.

sturridge is ridiculously selfish

i only saw the second half of that but it was execrable, so many misplaced throughballs

probably the worst game ive watched this season, fuck arsenal and to a slightly lesser extent fuck chelsea

i just woke up. 0-0, shit game, spurs can be tie on points, yes?

6pts behind, 2 games in hand.

newcastle also

so theo gets injured but stays on and ends up possibly doing more damage. that fucking infuriates me. not like wenger to run a player into the ground though ahem wilshere.

ah fuck these cuntish wet paper bag defence aimless random attack gutless fucks

vdv on the right looking like a really shit option, wonder why harry decided to try it out today. I'm sure whe he sees how it's fuckin the midfield he'll change it at half time.

Get this guy away from the fuckin team someone he's been managing england since january ffs

If this is the way Gareth Bale is going to insist on playing from now on we might as well cash in and take our £40m or whatever.

Also useless fucking chokers don't deserve Champions League football etc etc.

I might give up watching football for the rest of the season, this is horrible.

Thinking back on two years ago and remembering how we actually found a new level on the run-in, beating Arsenal, Chelsea and City. This is just useless.

absolutely shocking call from the ref for their goal tho, could never have been a fk. Sun in friedel's eyes?

But jesus christ bale is breaking my heart, you have to really try to be so fucking stupid time after time.

come on newcastle imo, modric can fro and all, he's been playing within himself all season.

alan pardew is going to be managing a champions league team!

Spurs just don't have the patience to play against teams that put everyone behind the ball, too much good approach play is being wasted by stupidly going for glory rather than keeping possession and waiting for a slip-up.

I think I just saw ithappens throwing a strop at the linesman's decision though.

Taarabt sent off, not that it'll make a fuck of difference to these useless bottling cunts

Bale just walked into the QPR crowd to get the ball back. Not clever.

aw, bobby z inexplicably turns some time-wasting into a goalscoring opportunity, but then balls it up.

useless bottling cunts

OTM.