Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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i wonder how often they get dupe entries

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

Had to look "Marco" up, so..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Polo_(game)

Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:04 (fourteen years ago)

. . .

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't get the "Marco" thing either, I thought it was some oblique reference to Italian poolboys.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:37 (fourteen years ago)

That makes me feel better.

Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:30 (fourteen years ago)

looooool

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:08 (fourteen years ago)

"I don't think they're happy I refused the probe."

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

"oh yeahh.... all right... take it easy baby... make it last-make it last all niyeet... she was... an amahrican girl"

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

Both the rectum-related ones made me irl lol.

Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't get the "Marco" thing either, I thought it was some oblique reference to Italian poolboys.

It sort of is, in fact.

Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

ya I don't think we really do Marco Polo in the UK. I remember I learned it from one of the Monkey Island games.

michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

"Just think of the gas mileage that thing must get. Probably some republican hunting nut."

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

"can you believe that this asshole's been tailgating us for five million light years?"

michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S)

lol, i also assumed everything that i didn't understand as a kid MUST be about sex

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

"You said this was a shortcut."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

"Dip, don't dazzle"

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ was gonna do something like that but figured it was UK-centric :D

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

"can you believe that this asshole's been tailgating us for five million light years?"

― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this is the best one so far

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

^ yeah, was gonna say

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

"These donks are getting more outlandish every year. What are those, 56s?"

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

"Just keep driving, we'll be fine once we hit the Arizona border"

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

"slow ride! duh-nuht nuh-nuh na-nuht! take it EA-ZY! duh-nuht nuh-nuh na-nuht!"

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

^second favorite

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

"I just can't understand why the state keeps giving them licences"

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

"so apparently they don't LIKE being identified"

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

"I wish tractor beams had a low setting."

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

or the easy new yorkery one:
"for god's sake Margaret, just let them pass!"

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/30/p465/120430_contest_p465.jpg

"I don't know anyone called Marco!"

Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

"I"m sorry honey, he has droit du seigneur."

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

"i TOLD you to wait an hour"

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

"but you're the one who wanted to see titanic in super 3d"

the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

"But I thought you said you were ok with trying out my manga porn fantasy"

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

high early standard on this one, DJP and forks in particular

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

yeah you should submit that dan

iatee, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

"put your mother down NOW"

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

"Eh...too blonde. 6."

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

"I"m sorry honey, he has droit du seigneur."

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:49 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"i TOLD you to wait an hour"

― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:52 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^can't choose. both perfect

Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

"honey, you know i left my glasses in the car. help with what?"

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

"just relax, it's more scared of you than you are of it"

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

"christ, what an octopus"

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

"Don't worry, it's a vegatarian!"

Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/14/p465/120514_contest_p465.jpg

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 08:52 (fourteen years ago)

"MI6 actually"

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:18 (fourteen years ago)

"I'm attempting to circumvent the ridiculous luggage restrictions imposed by this airline!!!!!!"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:42 (fourteen years ago)

"Get off my case"

Touché Gödel (ledge), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:49 (fourteen years ago)

"Well I don't care if Bill Murray could 'make it work', I feel like an idiot"

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

"It's not my fault you had the venti instead of the grande."

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:37 (fourteen years ago)

"What do you mean 'except' the kitchen sink?"

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:48 (fourteen years ago)


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