But isn't it the woman on the side of the pool who appears to be talking?
― Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
forks I saw that it was nom'd and was psyched. didn't know it won.
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/23/p465/120423_contest_p465.jpg
― s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:38 (fourteen years ago)
"Christ, what an asshole"
― goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
oh yeah, also awesome that it won!
― s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
"What is this joker, blind? The left lane is wide open."
― s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)
"I am driving a Mini and therefore I deserve death"
― goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)
"that may look like a ufo that is immediately behind us but it is actually a streetlamp that is in the foreground. representing three dimensions in a two-dimensional medium can be difficult."
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)
go forks!
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
"did you bring condoms?"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
"i'm so glad that i just had my anus whitened"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)
"Maybe it's time we upgraded to a space barge."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)
"Orson will be pleased."
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
"Fuck, I hate cops."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
"You first."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
"You've got your papers, right?"
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
― s.clover, Monday, April 16, 2012 5:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I feel like this cartoon immediately suggests about a thousand variations on this basic theme.
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
"i didn't do anything wrong, this is just another case of 'driving while human'"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
"Not again. My ass is still full of eggs from the last time."
"Wow, I always figured those "Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft" signs were just scare tactics"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:55 (fourteen years ago)
"Highway 61? More like AREA 51, amirite?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)
"This 'Bluetooth Connected' station sounds just like your phone."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)
"What did I say about talking to Scientologists?"
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:58 (fourteen years ago)
"Is it just me or does something seem perspectivally off about that UFO following us?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:59 (fourteen years ago)
"I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque."
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 22:05 (fourteen years ago)
"There are four lights!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:06 (fourteen years ago)
"you can too tell if people are here illegally by how they drive"
― goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)
btw, i didn't enter with marco; that's somebody else
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 02:57 (fourteen years ago)
aww
it's a moral victory though
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 02:58 (fourteen years ago)
i wonder how often they get dupe entries
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:01 (fourteen years ago)
Had to look "Marco" up, so..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Polo_(game)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:04 (fourteen years ago)
. . .
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:12 (fourteen years ago)
I didn't get the "Marco" thing either, I thought it was some oblique reference to Italian poolboys.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:37 (fourteen years ago)
That makes me feel better.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:30 (fourteen years ago)
looooool
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:08 (fourteen years ago)
"I don't think they're happy I refused the probe."
― You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
"oh yeahh.... all right... take it easy baby... make it last-make it last all niyeet... she was... an amahrican girl"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
Both the rectum-related ones made me irl lol.
― Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:24 (fourteen years ago)
It sort of is, in fact.
ya I don't think we really do Marco Polo in the UK. I remember I learned it from one of the Monkey Island games.
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:27 (fourteen years ago)
people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:37 (fourteen years ago)
"Just think of the gas mileage that thing must get. Probably some republican hunting nut."
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:58 (fourteen years ago)
"can you believe that this asshole's been tailgating us for five million light years?"
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:06 (fourteen years ago)
people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it― Mad God 40/40 (Z S)
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:07 (fourteen years ago)
"You said this was a shortcut."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)
"Dip, don't dazzle"
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
^^^ was gonna do something like that but figured it was UK-centric :D
― aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think this is the best one so far
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
^ yeah, was gonna say
― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)