Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

yet they're fighting relegation.

Gary. Caldwell.

franco. di. santo.

caldwell scored a beauty in front of the kop tbf, although whether or not that's much of an achievement considering our home form this season is up for debate!

He's scored a few good goals in his time but his main problem is when he's facing his own goal.

i feel like this is over.

onimo, like a scorned lover, railing against gary cafu because he left celtic.

how's my main man beausejour doing? missed any sitters tonight?

p sure I was railing against him more often before he left :)

Martinez for the England job imo

Gervinho on, so yes its over.

I was so excited when he came to play for us.

aoc coming on, tybg

does wenger hate oxlade-chamberlain or why hasn't he come on earlier

arsene has always been crappy at substitutions, surprised he bought him on this early tbh. usually it'd be at about the 85 minute mark.

I could hear the roar when Oxlade-Chamberlain came on from my flat. Louder then when they actually scored.

this sort of performance needs them to confirm podolski or vertongwusshisname tomorrow. we have been so inept this half.

Did they score? There was a huge cheer a second ago.

WTF REF

Theo is clean through and is blatently pushed off the ball by the last defender

Nothing

FUCKING BOOK HIM IF YOU THINK HE IS DIVING OH BUT YOU KNOW HE ISNT YOU DICK BE A MAN

how that wasnt a red and a free kick i just dont get it

the linesman was right there, he had his arm all over him

should have consulted the video ref at least

should have consulted his fucking eyes the blind bastard

this has been abysmal from arsenal tbqf

what a bunch of bad losers arsenal are

dunno we did a p good job of losing that game

haha. as you know i was talking about rvp not shaking hands. couldnt see wenger either. did he bugger off without shaking robertos hand?
pleased for James McCarthy and James McArthur (ex Hamilton Accies players) that they might stay up now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n-9Rsn52Qk

i turned off just before added time

This is good all round I think, means Arsenal will need to beat Chelsea this weekend.

Had forgotten that was coming up but I am now grateful to have to be in class/studying all weekend.

Glad I gave this one a miss as well. #fairweather

http://i44.tinypic.com/ngh0p.jpg

Fucking Man U and fucking Arsenal, curling up for Wigan like that. Bastards.
Assuming Wolves are down, and with Blackburn looking more and more likely, it's all about Bolton's games in hand to decide QPR's fate.

So happy for the lovely Roberto :)

twee bastards moved on from swansea already aye?

have been invited to join a friend to the reading match tonight. its my first match in years and it could see a team get promoted!

let's hope not eh

sweet mother of christ they've only gone and made lee mason (of derry/young fame) the fourth official for saturday's game at loftus road????????????????????????????????????????

I'll be 15 feet away from Mr Mason. Any advice you want me to offer him?

ask him not to be a cunt

just switched him for probert so nevermind

When you shoot, you can look for the spaces between the posts and the goalkeeper," Suarez told LFC magazine. "But instinctively you usually aim for the corners, which means that there's a chance the ball might hit the post and I think we have hit the post more times than the crossbar.

"Sometimes this happens. As a striker, you can shoot from 25 yards and hit the post with a shot that is technically perfect."

always been the bane of my life doing things too well tbh

"missing" being compatible with "technically perfect" hmmmm

he's hit it too well if anything

it's almost as if you've found a footballer who doesn't have the perfect words to express what he means, contact nasa. if english was his native language this would be even more amazing.

no, that's not the point. as Number None pointed out, the "hit it too well" cliche is a thing amongst Anglophone footballers/pundits too

It's not completely nonsensical, you might mean the connection and the hit itself rather than the result. Scuffed shots do go in.

there's sort of a sense to it, but i've always found it to be one of the funnier commentary cliches

the one i hate the most of late is people saying "unplayable" to describe a player who is so on form that you can't credibly compete against him. feels more common lately.

fuck yes. HATE it and it's definitely become more common in recent years

it's more annoying because i think they know it's wrong, it's the newness of it that seems to get them all saying it.