Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

golf club celebration, the twat

This is a truly terrible footballing week so far

can well imagine there's pro-tevez city fans that think mancini's a twat and the money is abstract and someone else's therefore nbd

that was fucking magnificent tbf

oh also re tevez staying there's some talk aguero/madrid may be a thing this summer

guh

some dopey stuff from rangers rite now, just hoofing it to a stranded zamora

Blackburn mounting a serious relegation challenge now

the way this is going swansea should really score a couple more before it's done, i don't know how much of that is them being particularly ruthless despite being 3-0 up and how much is blackburn being utterly rubbish. (xp)

Well that was fucking brutal. (bad) City were just so clinical. Watching it, it didn't feel like we were getting slammed 6-1 (maybe it was all the beer I drank, though), but at the same time we had very few clear cut chances to complain about. Have to say I lol'ed at Tevez' celebration for his hat trick. I hate (bad) City, but I actually quite like Tevez. Man City are the only team to properly destroy us this season (11-2 on aggregate: yikes). To whoever it was upthread last week saying Norwich never look capable or threatening: we've scored against *every* team in the premier league this season, and only failed to score in 5 games our of 34 so far. That's pretty threatening and capable.

load of bollocks today, really could have done with cisse

will make next saturday's mugging of spurs at loftus road all the sweeter tho

:/

Craig - I started watching the match after Surman had pulled it back to 2-1 and Norwich looked like they might well get a draw for quite a while, then there was an avalanche of goals.

Yeah, it was still fun at 2-1, and we still looked in it. Then they realised they could just pass past us if they wanted a goal that badly. :(

Bollocks. Still, the train journey to the Midlands was fun. And so was the journey back. The bit in the middle was a bit shit.

sigurdsson tho

v saveable, on reviewing

Some of City's goals yesterday..blimey.

2nd was a beaut

I think i hate Ashley Young

whatta diver

Sickening thuggery from Villa against their erstwhile star goes rightly punished

that was a close one.

Nearly a bit of magic there from Scholes. I was embarrassed when he came back, but have to admit the team is much better with him.

And right on cue he gets injured.

Worst shot ever from Valencia

omg wtfff you have got to be fucking kidding me. halsey is face-on STARING at that dive

the game is rigged gentlemen, fuck this

Any streams?

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He may as well be foreign

it's the spring that makes it beautiful.

think that's probably the worst defending i've seen all season for the second unless someone can refresh my memory

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lol alan parry blaming villa for young's diving. fuck this, not watching any more of this shite.

yeah was going to mention that. that was pretty low.

Berbatov!

villa just goes to show how much of an absolute bloody shambles you have to be to go down most seasons

beat the relegation candidates barely worse than you, scrape a few shitty draws here and there, maybe once fluke turning over a decent team and bob's your uncle see u next year here's £50m quid

that dive is pretty impressive!

wasn't a dive, just a disastrous attempt to do this:

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Young prob been told by fergie it's part of the tradition to do that.

yeah, he learnt that at Utd

dive or be transferred, that's the united philosophy.

pffft young has always been a diving bastard, he has just upped the ante

He was the "most fouled" player in the league last season, and won the most penalties

only Suárez, Gutiérrez & Moses are ahead of him in the 'fouled' category this season

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/9205873/Manchester-United-agree-a-deal-to-sign-Benficas-Nicolas-Gaitan-for-20m-plus-Fabio-and-Federico-Macheda.html

whatever happened to fabio? injuries? just not that good?

both

anyone seen enough of gaitan for an informed opinion

never blown me away in champs leagues games but then benfica generally never do. he's supposedly playing out of position tho

would think kagawa and martinez or strootman might be better bets

is sahin ready to throw the towel in at madrid yet

Fabio was the more highly-rated of the twins when they arrived (captained Brasil at youth level etc.) but he's never had an extended run in the team without an injury and hasn't bulked up like Rafael has. A loan is a good call but i hope it doesn't have a negative impact on Rafael who was superb yesterday and brings the best out in Valencia, unlike Jones or Smalling in that position.