i hate you
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:29 (fourteen years ago)
:D
― real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:30 (fourteen years ago)
I MEAN IT
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:33 (fourteen years ago)
hysterical
forks one of me is like...i don't think he really gets the thread though?
― some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:38 (fourteen years ago)
actually both of forks's recent ones of my posts, they don't really take on any new meaning out of context
― some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:39 (fourteen years ago)
is it from a thread abt mental illness
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:45 (fourteen years ago)
depends on whether you believe can personally kill 77 ppl for your wider political beliefs while being sane, i suppose
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:36 PM (Yesterday)
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:11 (fourteen years ago)
77 greater consciousness etc
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:15 (fourteen years ago)
fuck braid
― goole, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:28 (fourteen years ago)
cursed the dyslexic blind man
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
[...] it was packed for space so the tall fellas would just stand akimbo over the short fellas and have at, i was, thankfully, a taller fella.
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:15 (fourteen years ago)
I love a fat cat, but there are some diminishing returns w/r/t the amount of butthole maintenance a very fat cat requires.― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Monday, April 23, 2012
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 April 2012 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
If it is tight, sometimes you can kind of gradually work your fingers in underneath from both sides until it releases. You don't want to bend it too much, and make sure your hands are clean.
― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Sunday, May 6, 2012 8:48 AM
i'm with the shavers. just a little bit at a time until it's perfect, you don't want to make make it too loose.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:30 PM
because yeah, the other option is kind of jiggling it out and there is too much that can go wrong that way.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:31 PM
― scott seward, Sunday, 6 May 2012 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
I've been lucky enough to do it twice
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:20 AM
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:23 (fourteen years ago)
Hey Mandee - wanna do me? I'm a Capricorn but am nothing like I am supposed to be and don't really believe any of this stuff but maybe you'll surprise me! December 28th, New York City, 9:45 pm.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, July 8, 2012
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)
(✿o_O)
― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― chain the color of am0n (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
fyi: found this review whilst googling "husband bulge"
― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, May 28, 2012 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
x-posts - ಠ_ಠ
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
Drink 1/4 - 1/3 of the soda to make room for the nutz.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Sunday, July 8, 2012 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
lol, I changed it from "deez nuts" at the last second.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
haha fantastic
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
actually my whole point is i DONT want it to grow past a certain size
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 26, 2012 3:04 PM (33 minutes ago)
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
with sincere apologies:
yay shakey!your wife must be a week or so behind mine, we just found the sex
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, August 13, 2012 11:56 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
possibly revise to "no, i meant i want to jam my dick in your throat!" to meet their styleguide― goole, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 5:24 PM
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)
yeah thanks
― goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
aw, it's out of context, no harm intended
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)
pumpernickel literally means "devil farts". now we know why.
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, August 31, 2012 1:00 AM (10 minutes ago)
― Evan, Friday, 31 August 2012 05:13 (thirteen years ago)
woah woah it was only two inches let's not go crazy with our adjectives here
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 9:15 AM (1 hour ago)
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)
I've never noticed anything odd about TJ's beef.
― nickn, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)
WHY on earth is it so LONG!!!!???!!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, September 28, 2012 4:20 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
al i kind of feel like you would like marry me; maybe that's crazy though
― horseshoe, Saturday, September 29, 2012 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)
<3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)
maybe we could get an ilx marriage to last
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 October 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)
oh burn
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Monday, 1 October 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)
oh god I can't see that as anything other than a giant foamy fountain of ejaculate now, thanks DJP― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, October 22, 2012
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)
so innocent in context
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)
context provides referent slockster
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
I just had a really uncomfortable conversation with Ben Franklin about the joys of screwing older ladies. Let's hope that doesn't happen again.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:10 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
my mom lives 2 blocks away from the pony
― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:07 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0
― Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)
where I live, the Pony is a gay bar whose interior walls are entirely covered in dicks. me and Stevie D went there together once.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:27 (thirteen years ago)
suck a wall of dicks
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 1 November 2012 05:29 (thirteen years ago)
ride the pony
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
every time this thread is bumped i think of "she's going to brown u" and crack up
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
I assume you're talking about The Stone Pony? Hope it's OK. :/
― ENBB, Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
Al: IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH!
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
Wish I had 25 mins with Whiney... :'(
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, May 14, 2010
― buzza, Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:06 (thirteen years ago)
he got 25 mins on his whiney yessir
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:53 (thirteen years ago)
fp'd your son
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, January 25, 2013 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:46 (thirteen years ago)