well, they're punishingly "intense", but little more than that, imo. i've seen most of his films now, and those are still the only two i really hate. haven't seen benny's video though...
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:00 (fourteen years ago)
Original Funny Games is just Haneke stomping on the audience's head repeatedly and shouting "YOU LOSE!" over and over again. Didn't bother with the remake. (Benny's Video pretty much a warm-up to FG and pulls the same bait-and-switch with audience loyalty, just with a little less Jim Carrey making the world's most annoying noise amplitude.)
Most of the time I'll take the punker shit over the mainstream efforts, but in this case, give me Time of the Wolf and Code Unknown any day.
― get me bloodied (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
... though I think Haneke maybe killed a horse in Wolf?
― get me bloodied (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, i wonder about that. pretty great movie on the whole, but that scene bothered me to no end.
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
or, well, i don't wonder. it's p clearly real animal snuff.
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)
just checked the internets. the throat-slashing scene was supposedly shot in a slaughterhouse. not sure about that, as i seem to recall it being an outdoor shot, but w/e.
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
Praying Haneke never remakes Animal Farm.
― get me bloodied (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
Wouldn't mind a Haneke Muppets tho.
― get me bloodied (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)
Hahaha. Well, if it makes you feel any better I probably won't vote for Funny Games in this poll, as the arbitrary 'what is horror' decider in my brain thinks it isn't a horror film.
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)
just b/c it's horrible doesn't mean that it's horror.
― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 12 April 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
Has "The Ugly" been nominated yet? If not, please include that.
― Duane Barry, Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:04 (fourteen years ago)
I would like Funny Games a lot more if it weren't for the winking fourth-wall stuff. I mean, it was already pretty heavy-handed to begin with.
― picture jean rollin (Pillbox), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
i'm sort of ashamed to admit that, even this deep in, i've seen something like 2/3 of the films nominated so far
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:25 (fourteen years ago)
impulse (1984)
^ one of my favorite 80s b-movies, another borderline horror film. meg tilly returns to her quiet hometown and everyone suddenly loses their impulse control, society slowly and violently decays into chaos. for some reason it puts me in mind of dead & buried, maybe it's the nefarious goings-on with small town claustrophobia, tho I find impulse a more accomplished film with a lot fewer supporters.
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:53 (fourteen years ago)
never seen impulse, and i do like meg tilly. will check
also: The Sender (1982)
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:59 (fourteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 13 April 2012 00:01 (fourteen years ago)
I encourage everyone to vote for both Wild Christmas and A Sunday Kind of Love, super-8 student splatter films I made in the early '80s. Trust me, they're excellent.
― clemenza, Friday, 13 April 2012 00:04 (fourteen years ago)
watching anguish tonight, if peeps have other must see recommendations make them known, i will netflix the shit out of this stuff prior to voting
― Rango Unchained (jjjusten), Friday, 13 April 2012 06:27 (fourteen years ago)
HolyFucking Shit
You should all watch this before voting. This might make my top ten.
― Rango Unchained (jjjusten), Friday, 13 April 2012 07:22 (fourteen years ago)
For the record, I'm going to continue to hold nominations throughout the weekend and will post the poll open on Monday. Going to give this one a relatively long lead, too -- 3 weeks?
― get me bloodied (Eric H.), Friday, 13 April 2012 11:16 (fourteen years ago)
(Could go even longer if people think that's OK, tbh.)
Most of the time I'll take the punker shit over the mainstream efforts
OK, you're only talking horror here, right?
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 April 2012 11:28 (fourteen years ago)
Naturally. Though house is way punker than indie folk.
― get me bloodied (Eric H.), Friday, 13 April 2012 11:35 (fourteen years ago)
This is crazy well-timed: http://www.timeout.com/london/feature/2494/best-horror-films
That's great. Joe Dante voted for The Wolf Man. The Omen at #20?
― clemenza, Friday, 13 April 2012 11:56 (fourteen years ago)
right off the bat, considering Come and See horror is a huge WTF. Why not every unflinching war film?
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 April 2012 11:58 (fourteen years ago)
Good to see Inferno in there! Doesn't get enough love.
― Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Friday, 13 April 2012 12:10 (fourteen years ago)
Okay, Threads is in there, that's cool. I think I'm bumping it down from its deserved #1 slot due to 'not really horror' problems (though the end could definitely count, and it *is* the scariest film in all the world) but it'll probably remain in my top 10.
― emil.y, Friday, 13 April 2012 13:25 (fourteen years ago)
Don't mean to turn this into another Cronenberg is-it-horror? detour, but personally I draw a line at Dead Ringers. Great film, but I just don't see it as horror.
― clemenza, Friday, 13 April 2012 13:32 (fourteen years ago)
Threads never played theatrically in the UK or OS, did it?
Couldn't make head of tail or this until I realized you think the Moldy Peaches are my all-time fave band or something. They're just my fave that makes you retch.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:28 (fourteen years ago)
TV movies were explicitly given the go-ahead much earlier in the thread. Not sure if Threads did in fact get a theatrical release or not, but I suspect not.
― emil.y, Friday, 13 April 2012 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
watching anguish tonight...
HolyFuckingShit
― Rango Unchained (jjjusten), Friday, April 13, 2012 12:22 AM (7 hours ago)
I know! Crazy, right?
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
Ooh, that sounds pretty good. I've got a fairly definitive list of what I want to (and am able to) watch before I vote, though, so not sure it'll get done, but I'll definitive put it on a list for future reference.
― emil.y, Friday, 13 April 2012 15:05 (fourteen years ago)
I draw a line at Dead Ringers - I don't. It may not be a true to type genre effort (Cronenberg's films rarely are) but the final act is macabre as fuck!
― picture jean rollin (Pillbox), Friday, 13 April 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)
nice to see a nod for let's scare jessica to death on that timeout list
rookie mistake tho: using a still from the evil dead 2 for the evil dead
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)
I have a very short list of stuff I'm gonna try to watch before voting (mostly stuff that's available on YouTube or Google Video like Haxan, Vampyr, Threads, Nosferatu) because I'd rather discover movies via the poll results rather than stuff my ballot with movies I've just discovered. I guess I'll add Anguish, though, because I'm always intrigued when multiple people rave about stuff I've never heard of.
― DRANGUS (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, and <quiet voice>I'm gonna try to get around to finally watching Rosemary's Baby</quiet voice>.
― DRANGUS (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
Gawd I still need to watch Suspiria and Repulsion (not to mention Phantasm 2!)
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:19 (fourteen years ago)
Totally.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
huh Anguish sounds amazing, will have to track that down. Michael Lerner!
― Jilly Boel and the Eltones (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:37 (fourteen years ago)
it's genuinely amazing. i'm not sure it works, entirely, but it's brilliant and p much sui generis.
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
if you have Hulu Plus, that's where you should watch Dreyer's Vampyr ... the versions on Netflix Instant and elsewhere are awful.
― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
my list of films I'd like to see before voting is over 50. guess that's not gonna happen huh.
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
I just wanted to remind people that Jacob's Ladder is on the nomination list and is a stone-cold bad-ass movie (for a long time I considered it my favorite movie)
― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
The bigger the island of knowledge, the greater the shoreline of ignorance. I've been spending every evening closing the major gaps in my horror knowledge but I keep finding more and more I want to see. And then Netflix sent The Apartment DVD and if I don't watch it soon, I'll never watch it.
Tonight: Fright Night (a friend wanted to watch it plus it seems like an important part of cultural literacy).
xp DJP OTM. For a long time I considered it my favorite movie ever, too! Not sure what my favorite is anymore, but I still love Jacob's Ladder to death.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:54 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ Bishop of Battle, The on the nom list
are you planning to let people vote for segments of anthologies
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
Rosemary's baby might make my list, but if so, I think it will be low-middle. SPOILER ALERT the creeping into the apartment through the secret door scene totally made me flip out.
― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
I really loved jacob's ladder for the first half but couldn't really get with the whole thing
was always kinda hoping some director's cut would emerge that would redeem it but
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
Just wanted to keep the nominations list light.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
Also, would totally vote "The Hitchhiker" before I'd ever consider voting for Creepshow 2.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:59 (fourteen years ago)