I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal

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(Maggie, I still love you!)

Has anyone seen either of her two newest movies?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't be Maggie... I have this mad desire to fuck her brother senseless.

― Sophie Ellis Baxter Birney (Catty), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What on earth is she wearing on her feet in that photo?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Something too stylish for me to understand, jaymc...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

whoa, she is eric foner's niece!

― ||amateur!st|| (amateurist), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Is she a digger or a leveller (the key question from my TA section of Foner's "RadTrad")?

Real people are more attractive than celebrities

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i miss jess

― ||amateur!st|| (amateurist), Monday, 9 August 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

my wife thinks I look like a gyllenhaal. but more maggie than jake. this isn't good.

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

but she's really cute

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

well, yes. but that's not what distressed me since my wife has a big crush on jake but thinks I look like maggie. should I be worried about this?

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

No. She essentially sees you as Jake with ovaries. Deal with it.
The percentage share is in your favour.

― Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks!

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.maggie-gyllenhaal.net/coppermine/displayimage.php?album=18&pos=1

egads

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

It's over, bra... she takes pictures with her head cocked downwards for a reason...

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Just embrace it...

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

That picture has put me off her. Women should not sport half-cocked trilbys in a kooky manner.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

MY GOD WHAT IF THAT THING WAS THE NEW TRUCKER HAT!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

the hat is stupid. but i love her shoes!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

the hat is just a silly designer's flourish. but she looks great in that combo. and the pumps!

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

N. is funny, here.

I keep getting this thing about Cookies. What should I do about it?

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what bugs me about her - she seems like she'd do "kooky" things quite a bit. it's a kind of overly cute eccentricity that annoys me beyond all reason.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking Sides: Arguments With...

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

basically i just think she looks hot in a pencil skirt and pumps.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Attn Noise Dudes: there's some rich material on this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, I keep getting this 'Cookie' thing. Not kooky - but this thing about 'cookies'. I don't know what I should do about it.

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

it's something to do with your web browser.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It just did it again!!

Did you get my mail?

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks kind of cute in the new Miu Miu ads.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't be looking at pictures of maggie gyllenhaal. speaking of browser issues, there are some problems with gmail at the moment so i haven't been able to get to my inbox.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Once again, I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal. (I can't believe I missed the thread revival!) Anyone heard much about Criminal, her newest movie?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

she'll supposedly be at the debate-watching part at Crobar tomorrow night

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 8 October 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to feel you
Deep inside
I want to feel you
Yeah, kizza me
Maggie
Why not?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

ew!

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I think popular cinema actor francoise lebrun looked a touch like her.

― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 8 October 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm gonna try to go to that debate thing. But I'm working, so I'm getting there late and I s'pose it'll be crazy packed. I'm hoping Maggie'll be working the door, though.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 8 October 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

...if you know what I mean.

― Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Friday, 8 October 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yo I gots some work for her.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal, star of a new flick about the aftermath of 9/11, believes the United States "is responsible in some way" for the devastating terror attacks.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/302977p-259389c.html

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 24 April 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

wow ethan and jess were total cunts! i forgot how ruthless this place could be

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

This was posted upthread:

http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/prettybabies/stars11.jpg

Is that Kelsey Grammer on the left? That fucker's everywhere.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It still is.

x-post

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"makeoutclub de sade" is kinda funny - I miss the IM transcripts. I still haven't seen Secretary, it's only £5.99 in most shops, I dunno I just feel embarrased by the cover. God, why am I like this?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It still is.

i guess, maybe I just thought they were just better at it

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Secretary rules. I'd never date someone who didn't like it.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. There's a lot to extrapolate from that comment, Miccio!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

feel free!

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

secretary sucked

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"His name is Leather McWhip and he needs to be stopped!"

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Your "Secretary" sucked. My "Secretary"... uh... wait...

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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