Let's talk about Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman, and how unbelievably fucked up this all is

I'm imagining all the defenses that you can come up with in florida now

like: it was raining. you wouldn't let me come inside for shelter. I was afraid that lightning would strike and kill me. people have been struck by lightning before. *shoots you, gets away with it*

You gave me a tuna sandwich. The tuna was from a can, which I was afraid may have been dented and contaminated with botulism. *bang*

This fucking guy

"The weirdest thing about the response to the shooting of black teenager Trayvon Martin has been the fashion for donning a hoodie in solidarity with him."

Yeah, that's the weirdest thing.

oh my god

black America wears hoodies

exclusively the garb of black America, that monolith

the largely black basketball team

elite white students from Ivy League colleges probably didn't even own hoodies until the trayvon martin disgrace came to light

there'll be a run on hoodies with all these whites wearing them now

it does seem bizarre to me that these people don't seem to know that practically every single person under 30 wears a hoodie from time to time

ok let's catch the subtlety here

Yet the wildly popular post-Trayvon hoodie trend also has the ugly whiff of “slumming it”, even of “blacking up”, where decent white folk parade around in public in the get-up of a class of people they have little connection with or knowledge of.

The black social critic LeRoi Jones once described blacking up...

hmm

it does seem bizarre to me that these people don't seem to know that practically every single person under 30 wears a hoodie from time to time

I mean, I was wearing a hoodie on Easter (granted it said "Harvard Glee Club" on it but still)

I think they're able to pretend that hoodies and jackets with hoods on them aren't the same thing

britain's has some weird relationship with hoodies for a while tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eYuiAJTgqA

the largely black basketball team

― goole, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 3:07 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well that narrows it down to only 29 NBA teams (sorry Pacers)

I think they're able to pretend that hoodies and jackets with hoods on them aren't the same thing

maybe they think "hoodie" means clothes worn in the "hood"

If I wrote an article with the phrase "blacking up" in it repeatedly, I'd sit back and put on my thinking face for a good long while before I sent it to my editor. Maybe I'd light my pipe and go "hmmmmmmmm."

cf. people saying Trayvon was "dressed like a hoodlum"

xpost

if what this guy says is true then I'm praying so hard for a Juggalo to get murdered

If politicians and celebrities are wearing hoodies as a sign of solidarity, sure that comes across as cheap to me and it's on par with a bazillion other little eye-stabbing gestures made by people in the spotlight.

But that has nothing to do with this article which I thank god for, because I've already read it twice for the lols. It's so perfect, the author has to be a fictional character.

Zimmmerman is now taking his cues straight from Sarah Palin's playbook and is "Going Rogue".
― Aimless, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 12:33 AM

also serious lols at "black social critic LeRoi Jones"; is dude's favorite basketball player Lew Alcindor?

well tbf the book he's referencing is still has Jones the author. but it's p funny that he missed the chance to drop "AMIRI BARAKA" in the context of shaming do-gooder liberals acting like they know about black people

The guy only has one target - white do-gooder liberals. Every day he reads the headlines and works out how to shape one of them into a hammer with which to bang the same old nail.

It is difficult to stoke the flames of righteous ire in the face of painfully stupid hair

― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 5:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dan I love you so much!

Washington Post says he's being charged:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/george-zimmerman-to-be-charged-in-trayvon-martin-shooting-law-enforcement-official-says/2012/04/11/gIQAHJ5oAT_story.html

Good. Maybe they'll issue a warrant and Zimmerman will be, uh, "shot while escaping" from a US Marshall.

he's left the country

They also said they do not know where Zimmerman is.

“You can stop looking in Florida,” Uhrig told reporters. “Look much further away than that.”

Who the fuck are these alleged ex-laywers?

his being out of the country is a distinct possibility. looking forward to the extradition fight lol

and it's not like he jumped bail, thx to the Sanford PD

ok let's catch the subtlety here

Yet the wildly popular post-Trayvon hoodie trend also has the ugly whiff of “slumming it”, even of “blacking up”, where decent white folk parade around in public in the get-up of a class of people they have little connection with or knowledge of.

The black social critic LeRoi Jones once described blacking up...

hmm

― goole, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 10:11 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait this is totally amazing just wanted to say

it's like *searches "blacking up" on famous quotes website*

Announcement in Trayvon Martin Case at 6 p.m., Special Prosecutor’s Office Says

"i will shake you, and i will kill you" - liam neeson

Washington Post says he's being charged:

man see u

he can't be tried in absentia and we'll probably never see his sorry ass in this country again. which is something at least.

if he was paranoid racist before man just imagine where he's at now

if he was paranoid racist before man just imagine where he's at now

first thing that popped into my head was "Cabo"

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID14072/images/SammyHagar.jpg

Zimmerman can wear a ramen noodle wig and shades in Cabo and everyone will think he's Sammy.

argh see now he really gets to become a folk hero for assholes.

lol cabo

he's probably in ohio

rhymes with ohio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw5pmDgWMaU

Is there any verification of him actually having left the country, or is that just speculation/joeks?

he was spotted in spain earlier today

I was speculating

speculation/joeks but if I was him I totally would have left the country. it's his ideal option.

guilty admission: I'm getting to the point where the "ha, in your face conservatards" thrill of an indictment would outweigh the actual sense of justice/relief