Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

lmgtfo

by the way guys for the first few posts i thought gfy stood for "good for you" and i was confused

ah sorry i see thomp has covered this

obv i am too positive

A "good for you" from VG feels like a slap in the mouth (which feels like a kiss).

that was what weirded me out

Carries even a little more acid that way as well. "You compiled all my lolz posts? Good for you!"

tee hee

• guys the next thread shd definitely be called 'glassing a suspected LOL in an EXCELSIOR pub'
• I hope I did this right

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i really need nakh to explain himself re: lagoon being "contemptuous of womankind"

at least he didn't wave brocolli under VG's nose. that would have been provocation of the worst sort. (removes the raw steak from over his swollen black eye) take it from one who knows!

what

the lols just keep coming

anti-lolz:

you are all monsters fyi. this thread is like my worst nightmare

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, April 6, 2012 6:42 AM

which actually made me laugh out loud, to be honest!

To one of VG's persuasion, this picture is intolerable, like a red flag to an enraged bull, or the image of Piss Christ to the pope:

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080829211112/muppet/images/thumb/d/dd/Elmo-broccoli.jpg/250px-Elmo-broccoli.jpg

oh shit, now i'm in for it (goes and cowers behind the sofa)

idgi, he has a tumor?

at least he didn't wave brocolli under VG's nose. that would have been provocation of the worst sort. (removes the raw steak from over his swollen black eye) take it from one who knows!

― Aimless, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 2:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 2:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

made me laugh though I don't get it.

I'm guessing she hates broccoli. That picture is horrifying because of the moff growing on the skull of an Elmo.

i really need nakh to explain himself re: lagoon being "contemptuous of womankind"

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:23 PM (36 minutes ago)

is this how every ilx clusterfuck episode ends, with every term used in some rhetorical context needing to be explained

it means "hates bitches" iirc

id think it would go without saying that icey, as his many ilx female admirers call him, is one of the least misogynistic ppl on ilx

i sometimes wish i didn't share a username w/ a muppet

nahk, I think your meaning was clear enough; it was your reasoning that was sought.

oh so it was a "joke"

xxp

GUYS quit ruining the EXCELSIOR thread!!

sheeeesh

excelsior threads are always the worst, this is one of the core Ilx truths, there is nothing to ruin

how long does it take dragons to grow up

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 2:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i hope this isnt a spoiler but dragons can basically continue growing for as long as they live, as long as they're not confined to a space that will limit their size.

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 2:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My Little Pony has confirmed this, yes.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 2:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is totally the new I MISS U and if vegemitegrrl doesnt <3, lol, awww or h.o.f ^^ every second post in a quote thread, it would be as sad as if markers had ceased w/ that youtube the very first time someone told him to stop

excelsior threads are always the worst, this is one of the core Ilx truths, there is nothing to ruin

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:14 PM (25 seconds ago)

4evs

I like broccoli.

(hooks index fingers into opposing corners of his mouth and pulls, extends tongue)

I'll have you know that it's very adult and mature to like broccoli.

I dont understand the my little pony joke, but I want to, I feel like I'm really close

(hooks index fingers into opposing corners of his mouth and pulls, extends tongue)

reverse goatse

...

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/071/9/0/Cassie_From_Dragon_Tales_by_guilmonking.jpg

my little pony is basically a mad lib punchline for anything now, like 'juggalos' or 'carrot top'

yeah, it's too bad, the way the personalities of the various ponies are overlooked

B-b-but there really is no limit to how big dragons can grow on my little pony! It was not just a non-sequitur.

haha ok. i see ads for MLP every morning when i was Fraggle Rock w/ my son but i hadn't really seen the show or gotten any sense than dragons were involved.

when i WATCH...i was never Fraggle Rock

ha ok mystery solved did not know mlp had dragons

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Spike

I watch this show almost every day because of my daughter so the amount I know about mlp is just sad.

one of the two episodes of MLP:FIM i watched revolved around an orphaned dragon the ponies had adopted and were raising as their own. it dealt with the cultural issues that arise with that sort of thing.

xpost

http://i.imgur.com/pB2mD.png

haa