HBO adaptation of Game of Thrones - will this be just for nerds? (NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

I thought this whole episode was boring and terrible, except for the pwning of Theon

Aw cmon, the Davos scene was soooo much yay.

Davos/Saan scene was worth the whole ep in my opinion

'he cuts off your fingers - and you fall in love with him!'

^^

Didn't care for the sullen way the actress played Yara/Asha, who in my mind was much more boisterous.

Yeah now I've read all the books I really notice the reductions they had to pull to get the story to pull together on TV. There's going to be so much that just doesn't make it in.

by the way do we have a GoT TV thread for people who have read the books?

I don't think so. You should start it.

yeah I just caught myself from blowing some plot threads and was wondering, cheers

though thinking about it it would be about 100 comments of 'I can't believe they cut that, what the hell was wrong with them'

That's the normal internet reaction, but if there's anything about us ilxors, we are abnormal.

I just don't want to spoil somebody's day with something like 'how the hell are they going to shoot X'.

Anyway, with regard to ep, the porn aspects didn't throw me at the time, but thinking about it now I can see they're really trying to shoehorn more and more of these in. But that's kind of an HBO house style thing at this point, isn't it? I kind of expect every scene to begin or end that way.

Tyrion/Slynt scene was most excellent as well. Dinklage was cracking me up.

as for whether they really 'did it' in the books, grrm is never shy about ppl doing anything, so i can't imagine he'd be coy about this.

except he was coy about loras and renly fuckin

i don't even remember him being coy about it tbh (i don't remember any of the renly stuff from the books really)

I don't think I ever twigged to it until the TV show!!! Which is pretty dim of me maybe but it WAS very coy.

maybe it wasnt even there is what im saying

neither renly nor loras had as much narrative attention on them as stannis, iirc, it would be really weird if stannis & melisandre were supposed to be boning down in the books

doesnt grrm make a real point of saying that stannis doesnt even like bone-downing?

i didnt get renly & loras until the show started having them givin each other mondo blowies, but george says it was there all along, and so when the show has stannis & melly doin it i just assume the same thing

in retrospect, there were a bunch of good scenes in this, but I really found it hard to care about them while I was watching

my wife only read the first one after season one

it's kind of hilarious, her biggest commentary on the series so far is "everyone was falling all over themselves for CAT????"

max - with jerks like you spoiling the plot it should be no problem

oh shit EDIT EDIT SORRY SHIT EDIT

hahahah

Lol max u topped my accidental one from last season, which I STILL feel guilty abt...

someone should resurrect one of the books threads for spoiler talk so this doesn't happen

everything abt this show is hilarious

shadow? wtf max?! OFF WITH HIS FINGERS!

Pull out his tongue with hot pincers

Killed both potential spoilers without reading so let's all be cool just a bit of accident

Finally caught up

Uhhhh the mouth-wiping was O_o. I still don't really get why they have to go THAT far with it. Even if they have a must-show-this-many-boobs contract, who decides on face-spooge?

The Theon and Yara reveal was handled really well, and I loved the scenes with Gendry/Arya.

Mr Veg and I got a lot of lols out of Melisandre and Stannis boning down on the war table. Like, dude you couldn't sweep the table before you threw her down?

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO JON SNOW YOU GUYS

during the Stannis/Melisandre bonedown I kept thinking "she has hella action figures up her butt"

SYMBOLISM

Lol DJP I said almost the exact thing to Mr Veg!

too much time on ilx etc

"I can give you... a SON! Oh, um... now hold on... hey, ouch, my back... I'm on a mountain range, shit... Agh my spine..."

during the Stannis/Melisandre bonedown I kept thinking "she has hella action figures up her butt"

I was thinking the same thing, that particular table would be verrrrry uncomfortable.

She's impervious to action figure intrusion in the same way she's impervious to poison.

"I pooped a chesspiece"

wait, that means STANNIS has hella action figures up his butt

Origin story!

Collectibles!

This show suffers a bit from "you paid for cable, here are your complementary titties" syndrome

and splooge and anal etc etc

that new redheaded witch lady is super hot I appreciated hbo taking the time to show me her titties, and I feel the gratuitous nudity is totally in keeping w/the overall trashy vibes of the show in general

I would like to respectfully decline my complimentary anal titties

Imagine if hbo had picked up mad men

we would have seen hendricks boobs in the opening credits

well thank you for the mental image of Christina Hendricks' CGI breasts dropping n-bombs

why can't boobs just be boobs, Dan

Well, we're talking about an HBO-ified Mad Men, right? The boobs would be chain-smoking, too.

they already chain smoke in mad men tbf