Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

nice strike from bennett

Wooooo

If you did a recent form table for the Prem how low down would City, Spurs and Liverpool be? (I assume Wolves would be bottom)

liverpool 2nd from bottom iirc, would guess spurs around 13th.

Coming into the game today, Spurs only won 3 of the last 10 (and 4 draws I think it was - was checking against Norwich's W-D-L of 3-2-5).

Newcastle have scored so are now level on points with Spurs, as it stands. If Chelsea win their game in hand they'll all be on 59.

i'm doing charity work i dont deserve this ffs

Massive massive slow choke going on here. This could turn out to be worse than the lasagne season.

Really good run by Ben Arfa for that goal.

and now Cisse has sealed the points. Oh, Bolton.

Taking off Livermore was dumb as well, we've given up any pretence of winning the ball in the middle of the park.

ffs Spurs, I'm at Arsenal-Chelsea in a couple of weeks, at least make them stretch themselves

It's not just the players - Redknapp's making so many infuriating mistakes as a manager.

Eight minutes until he's on TV telling a reporter it's a game we could have won and that we killed them in the second half.

goal shy everton have put 4 past well organized sunderland.

Fuck's sake. Think we'll finish fifth now. Overall performance was so unbelievably poor, not to mention naive and stupid.

spurs expects that england expects arry to do his duty

Lol Spurs. Newcastle are going to finish 4th aren't they?

Chelsea'll get fourth ffs. Day of consolidation for Liverpool.

dont be silly, chelsea will

Yeah because Chelsea are so much better than Newcastle? -_-

The Chelsea v Newcastle fourth-place play-off (2nd May) is currently on general sale, oddly

i quite like fulham's chances to beat chelsea today.
harry said he needed five more victories to wrap up fourth. he has five games left.

This is just about the grimmest fixture possible

to think I was saying this in advance of Stoke-Wolves on Saturday; little did I realise what was coming up next

cozen otm

Chelsea have it in them to shift up a gear if they want, I think Newcastle are basically operating at their peak now and, good as they are, I doubt they'll come through games against Chelsea, City and Everton away with nine points.

*Really* need Arsenal to beat Chelsea now.

http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/beer-bottle-thrown-at-arsenal-s-wojciech-szczesny-from-crowd-who-

Potential for future lols:

Nasri said on Twitter: “I'm aware what I said about titles. I'm sure I will lift a trophy with Man City before AFC [win anything]

“And [to] all the Arsenal fans, move on. [City are] 10points ahead of you. Just support your team and forget about me.”

has potential to be one of the best lols in the country by 2014

oh shit, I can watch fulham v chelsea since it's not on at 7 in the g-d morning this time

wow, didn't realize dempsey was 5th overall in goals

I had no idea. That is impressive.

add one more!

Beautiful header.

h8 lamps, <3 deuce

I hope they let Dempsey keep that, but Cahill's butt push was incredibly well timed.

I'll take that. Good performances from Frei and Dembele (who I thought was rubbish on sat. despite the result).

Dempsey is having an incredible season.

The prospect of it being Martin Jol who denies Spurs a CL place on the last day of the season is now ver y real. But I'll take that Chelsea result.

It's nice to have at least one race where teams can drop points and keep you guessing

we could wish for a virus to decimate the man utd first team, but even then we know that some 16-year-old striker would inexplicably do a sterling job filling in at centre back.

It's true. They have broken football, like Barcelona only not in a good way.

Let it go, IK, you're one of us now

yow at ben arfa's goal, even if it was 80% surprising people by just running fast in a straight line.

Brilliant from Ben Arthur.

To answer my own question from earlier, form table since mid-Feb has Liverpool second-bottom (P7 Pts 4) and Spurs third-bottom (P8 Pts 6).

A game in hand, eh?

I could see us getting within a point of them.

Ben Arfa stepping up at this stage of the season is a big surprise; I thought he was supposed to a bottler?

supposed to be a bottler

The touch before the finish was really nice. Spurs and Chelsea finishing behind Arsenal and Newcastle (looks quite possible if Chelsea are as fatigued as they're suggesting) really would make my season.

Looks like I'm back to lolling at and feeling sorry for Spurs again. Loathing didn't last long.

Chelsea still have to play Barca twice. Losing 14-0 on agg won't be good for morale.

yeah their schedule is a doozy, it's practically 3 games a week

Newcastle still have Man City (H), Everton, Chelsea (both A) in their final 3 games. I don't think they'll finish top 4. Chelsea having Arsenal (A) in between their Barca fixtures is good for Spurs. Spurs' run-in is not horrendous if they recover a bit of form.

I keep getting the terrors whenever I sense 10 minutes into a match that Ledley's having a forgotten-how-to-defend game again. Gallas-Kaboul protected by Sandro & Parker if possible, asap, please God.