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I think losing Jade AND Paris in the space of a couple of weeks might be too much for the Lex to take. If Brian Molko comes out as a racist next week Lex will be all out of icons and might just top himself.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

Jade was never a Lex icon surely!

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

jade ¢¾
-- lex pretend (lexusjee...), January 5th, 2007.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

erm, heartsign.jpg

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

lex is currently very busy watching youtube videos. i think hes going to attempt a dignified silence on the matter

― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Perhaps he'll be finished with Youtube in time for next week's thread: "Maria Sharapova - Why I Hate Jews"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

though im not sure what this 'dignified' is going to entail, considering that after gritty shaker last night, he spent 20 minutes under the table unable to get out, reaching pathetically for a chip

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/377370199_e3b1fad803.jpg?v=0

― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

there's a night called 'gritty shaker'? that's kind of... comforting.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

bad name. music was ok.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

its a david holmes or something track isn't it

try not to dislike everything enrique! some things in the world are ok, they really are!

― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

it is a david holmes track. i meant it was comforting, in that i knew its provenance. i will try to let love in, gareth.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

try starting with just a few little things, dont worry too much. start with maybe sunshine, everyone likes sunshine! then, tell others, "wow its a lovely day today isn't it?", they'll like it, i promise!

― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

That photo is like a still from footage released by Al-Qaeda... haunting

― Hell Hath No Furry (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

wow its a lovely day today isn't it? why are so many people dying of preventable illnesses we think nothing of in the west? stoked for the new series of 'lost'.

that kind of thing?

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

That new video posted is even worse than the other one! Blimey!

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

its a little bit stilted, i don't really think you are feeling this. but, i know you like some things! and when you think about them you have a little smile on the inside, you could talk about those things. i'm sure people would like to hear about the things you think are nice as well as about articles in the guardian!

― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

maybe i should link to other papers, so they don't feel left out.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

when i'm down i like to purchase some new music releases on compact disc.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

i am trying to be heroic in an age of modernity.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm glad i'm not a cultural commentator so i don't have to give a shit about some crappy songs that this rich blonde chick made.

― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

I am shocked - SHOCKED - that a spoiled rich white socialite is actually a self-absorbed ignorant racist.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

what is with you and being totally surprised by white people all the time shakey

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

I would think that in your circles you would be well appraised of common rich white people behavior

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

is your sarcasm detector broken?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

sarcasm is for poor people

― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know, how do I find out if it's broken?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Perhaps your sarcasm detector was not energy-efficient and had to be taken out?

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:7e7eQDgnMqo6IM:http://www.uloc.de/screenshots/a/aabf18_sarcasm_detector.jpg

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

opposites day /= very good sarcasm.

Just FYI, though I probably should've prefaced that with "Uh" to help you understand that I'm being helpfully condescending here.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

paris hilton is kind of a bitch though what up

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton is backing an online petition seeking a pardon of her 45-day prison sentence because she enlivens "mundane" lives.

The petition to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger also claims she was being used as a scapegoat to highlight the dangers of drink-driving.

Hilton was sentenced after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.

She must start her jail term by 5 June or risk a doubling of her sentence.

'Role model'

In a message on a MySpace website, Ms Hilton apparently endorsed the online appeal, saying: "My friend Joshua started his petition, please help and sihn it (sic). I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

The petition paints Ms Hilton as a role model who "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

It also draws parallels between other high-profile US figures who were forgiven for their misdeeds.

"If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake," it says.

Mr Schwarzenegger's press secretary, Aaron McLear, said the governor would not become involved in any case "until the individual has exhausted their judicial remedies".

Ms Hilton's representative, Elliot Mintz, could not verify whether the MySpace message attributed to his celebrity client was genuine, but he did say the petition "appeared to be authentic".

Separately, her lawyers have said they will appeal against the sentence.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6637855.stm

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

i like it when the rich appeal to the poor for help. it shows that they ARE aware of the presence

― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

Who is signing the petition then?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

"If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake," it says.

― maura, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

RIP

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

Heaven needed a star of House of Wax.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

Someone double check how many times the Lex signed it.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

The petition paints Ms Hilton as a role model who "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing about her being a role model for racists.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

haha! ah paris. i'm going to a free paris party on fri.

― lex pretend, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

Lock her up, she broke the law not once but twice.

― Ed, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

i dont really think its fair shes gone to prison though. with that kind of money and the lawyers (and law) it can buy, she obviously got cheated with her representation. im not really sure she should have to pay the price for that

― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

im thinking about going the free paris party as well. ive always thought the people held illegally at guantanamo bay was just too daunting for me to think about, but when it comes to paris hilton, i think, together, we can make a small difference.

if we send pictures and videos of the free paris party to the relatives of those incarcerated in guantanamo bay, it could also act as a beacon of hope, to show that the light at the end of the tunnel may be coming for them soon too

― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

Did y'all get the "she's going to be sent to a prison that's ruled by a violent gang of manly lesbians and she won't get any protection in the showers" story in the press where you live too?

― StanM, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Fanfic isn't "the press", Stan.

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

if we send pictures and videos of the free paris party to the relatives of those incarcerated in guantanamo bay, it could also act as a beacon of hope, to show that the light at the end of the tunnel may be coming for them soon too

These partygoers are truly the freedom riders of a new generation.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

― nathalie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Her adviser told her it was OK and he's the one who can read, so she believed him.

― StanM, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

come on, if you spend that kind of money on lawyers, you expect to escape a custodial term, surely?

― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe secretly that Joe Francis dude is gonna film her lesbian escapades! Hilton Gone Wild Chez Klinkers!

― nathalie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

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