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Have you ever been offended?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Being offended is natural.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you experienced?

― bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I once ran over a cripple in a wheelchair with my bus.

Does that count as experience?

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Was he not necessarily stoned, but beautiful?

― bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Were you?

― bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

He was much more beautiful with his red bits spilled on the sidewalk.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't wait to tell the guys on ILE about this...

― elwisty (elwisty), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

psh
cripples can't use the internet

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Guys pretending to be cripples can, like in Ghost World.

― bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont get it

― come on sock it to me (kephm), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

dumbass

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not actually crippled, would you believe.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

If you look closely the man is actually sticking his middle finger up to the criminal justice bill.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still not sure of the original point of the photo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

dry yr eyes, just take back the DVD

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

He's probably just making his way to Star Kebab where meat becomes gyros.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm crying salty tears of sorrow here.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

is that part of the bus just a stairway or something?

xpost; ok its not just me
ken c and roxy ; beavis amd fucking butthead, i guess

― come on sock it to me (kephm), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

No car, he's a pedestrian. Er...

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm glad all the people who get it on this thread are my faves anyway. Hats off to Ken, Nicka, Gear, and Doglatin.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I dont get this thread :/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

ken and roxy are the best.

― bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I'm used to people with wheelchairs using the buses all the time! Is this shockingly strange somehow? I usually see it on my various rides around once per week or so.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Sigh. It was supposed to be so easy.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

AND THE BACKPACK IS CLEARLY OFF THE GROUND

HATS OFF TO YOU MOMS

xxxpost

― come on sock it to me (kephm), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Im not offended or nothing btw, the thread is funny as, but I dont get it anyway.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Streets references = apparent hilarity.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

apparent = just don't understand

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys seem to be forgetting something: 9/11.

― mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right. I remember that now.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

that's the irony of it all dean

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

apparent = just don't understand

*bows* I admit I'd be less bemused at this thread if the thread title wasn't open to being misconstrued.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

although crashing your wheelchair onto a bus is hardly the same thing...

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

take away the TV and fix it quick snap

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow it's a lot less funny now that I realise what was going on back there.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

you'd think it's a bit funnier in a few beer's time

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I still dont get it :(

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, it was a DJ Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince ref. I was trying to make hilarity apparent.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

If I wasn't at work I'm sure I'd find pretty much anything a lot funnier.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost -- Mm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

aww.. get one vacation!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm quittin in like, 3 weeks.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

has it come to this?

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

dj jazzy wha?

― come on sock it to me (kephm), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to think of a Streets quote to respond to that and all I'm coming up with is Jay Z.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

WAIT-the he is thinking 'time to pedal backwards?'

― come on sock it to me (kephm), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

if you want to quote Jay Z you can.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

nobody's gonna tell you jack

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

CRIPPLES NEED EXCITEMENT

― mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

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I think the moral learned from this discussion is: Booty is a woman's duty

― Jake Stevens (JTS), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

maybe he's in a chair because when a war came along he was on the front line with 'em?

(ps, i didn't just say that).

― Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

[crap]

― Christmas Time, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

I got an angry email about this thread. Not a woman offended that we were joking about a dude in a wheelchair, but a woman offended that I mentioned her name on this thread. But I didn't.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

star kebab?

― elan, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

Romanda something!

― roxymuzak, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

such a twat jones

― gff, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

He'd better get in that bus quick, snap because it's no use prangin out.

― the next grozart, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

"where's this bus going driver?"
"FUCKING SLOANE SQ MAN"

― ken c, Friday, 29 February 2008 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

"they gave me a ramp, they gave Stevie the destination-quoting dude, when they going to sort stuff out for Tommy and Helen?"

― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 29 February 2008 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm crippled, I'm crippled, I'm crippled, I'm crippled, I'm crippled"

― CaptainLorax, Friday, 29 February 2008 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

"never again am i gonna be late"

― ken c, Monday, 1 September 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

Lorax otm

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 1 September 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.quadrugby.com/files/gallery/Josh-Falling-over.jpg

i think i'm going to fall over

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

he said he's the worst wheelchair ball player under the sun

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

this thread... confused everyone except for about 4 people.

― Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

lol its so strange to read now

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

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