Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

good double sub. from swansea. i like sinclair and graham.

CISSE!

cisse falling to his side makes it 2-0, quite an angle and shot

that was a fantastic shot

one of the finishes of the season

nufc and tottenham are the sort of teams who can play swansea with relatively little trouble by compressing their lines, stealing from feet and playing the transitions at full pace

davide santon looking like a player again, which he ought to rly

inter is such a bawheid organzation at times

cisse can fuck off, his sidelining of ba is ruining my chances in the fantasy league run-in.

they can both fuck off for sidelining dioufy in the galsen football pantheon

merdeyeux: lè haters

otm

Bought myself a ticket for Villa tomorrow, hardcore fan I am. Fifth row not too far from the dugout, hoping to hear exactly what football managers yell at their players for 90 minutes. Could be an enlightening experience.

Full report please.

that Cisse goal gets better the more you watch it

xp. Villa classed as a 'Category A' fixture btw (not quite sure why), so that's £48. £48 which I can't really afford tbh, but fuck it, I wanna see if watching from close-up will shed some light on what's going on with this team.

xpost I sit next to the dugout at Loftus Road. It's rarely that enlightening. Though hearing managers shouting at the officials can be funny.

Jermaine Pennant is one of da best in da EPL and has a better left boot than john arne riise!

- John Dorian, Finland, 05/4/2012 16:04
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i lolled because i read it as john doran. #toomuchtimeonilx

unimpressed with Sunderland-Spurs so far

Spurs making an insane amt of unforced errors and BAE invokes a profound unease in me every time he has the ball

Sunderland playing better out of the two, certainly in terms of their respective gameplan, but are a horrible bunch of boot-leaving-in fucks

cycling referee Chris Foy turned down a good pen shout from us and a not quite as good but still decent one from S'land

Sandro continues his mysterious slide into shit. Am guessing Harry will bring Lennon on, but he may be saving him for Monday.

that was a terrible match. don't really understand a team being in 8th place coming off a good performance at City playing for a point at home. spurs never offered enough, though.

yeah that was awful but both sides bring out the worst in each other rly so not in shock over here tbh

good job booing Bale for having the sheer brass neck to get clattered near the end of the game, you sure showed him Sunderland fans

67 min: "If this was match were a bad passing drinking game, where you imbibe for every wayward pass, I'd be sitting in a police sell with no shoes," writes David Fallon. "And it's only the 65th minute."

^homophones aside, this guy gets it

oh come on

so Doni's fucked up already?

liverpools best midfielder is doing fine tho

eight months ago when he signed for Liverpool xp

tbf milan are half asleep but hes putting in more of a shift than nocerino and muntari

Kuyt!

2-0 to fulham. both goals from dempsey. could be an away win :O

Kuyt what? We've still got four goals in hand on Fulham, I'm not worried.

Kuyt missed an open goal from 2 yards.

I suppose it's implicit nowadays. It sounds like Liverpool have mostly been on top thus far?

definitely. Except on the scoreboard.

Kuyt miss is on 101greatgoals - think Torres still has the gong for worst open goal flub of the season, if we're handing prizes out

That pesky scoreboard. Why can't it display kit deals?

Official scoreboard: shots on target 2 - bossing it

hoping for a big turnaround though, scores like this might make people think Big Eck is a prem level manager

argh. nearly a lovely goal from duff.

dont fulham know muamba is sick?

todays lols are making up for tomorrows result (i'm convinced we are gonna get trounced).

I think you'll win tomorrow & kill off City.

I'll feel personally guilty if this game is what lets Villa off the hook.

1-1 Suarez

Wigan! Norwich! The racist!

MOTD is gonna be a good one, almost glad I have the night off work and my friend cancelled on plans.

fuck off Chelsea

whatsa Mata you, hey, gotta no respect?

Both goals offside? That's title-winning form.

hmmm, bearing in mind the rest of today's results, an improbable away win at Stoke wd make things interesting.

i can deal with the despair, etc.

This is just about the grimmest fixture possible, but the glimmer of hope might save it from that honour.

struggling to be arsed to stream it tbh

probably best "enjoyed" in text form