Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"I got someone to look it up on Wikipedia. Apparently, this is normal"

Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 05:59 (fourteen years ago)

"But I got the villa, my pension entitlements are safe and the kids are mine for the holidays, so, y'know...."

less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, 2 April 2012 07:52 (fourteen years ago)

"Walk it off."

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 07:55 (fourteen years ago)

"it's just that we don't seem to have anything in common"

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 2 April 2012 12:51 (fourteen years ago)

"I can't believe you played "Heads or Tails" after seeing what happened to me."

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

"I think those new boner pills are a little TOO good."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

she told me i was the one

lag∞n, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

women eh? can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
unlike heads, dave.
keenly observed, barry. keenly observed.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

Is there a new one to caption?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

"marco"
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this actually made me laugh, it cannot win
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, March 20, 2012

this won btw

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

But isn't it the woman on the side of the pool who appears to be talking?

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

forks I saw that it was nom'd and was psyched. didn't know it won.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/23/p465/120423_contest_p465.jpg

s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

"Christ, what an asshole"

goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah, also awesome that it won!

s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

"What is this joker, blind? The left lane is wide open."

s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

"I am driving a Mini and therefore I deserve death"

goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

"that may look like a ufo that is immediately behind us but it is actually a streetlamp that is in the foreground. representing three dimensions in a two-dimensional medium can be difficult."

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

go forks!

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

"did you bring condoms?"

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

"i'm so glad that i just had my anus whitened"

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

"Maybe it's time we upgraded to a space barge."

BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

"Orson will be pleased."

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

"Fuck, I hate cops."

BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

"You first."

BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

"You've got your papers, right?"

BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

"What is this joker, blind? The left lane is wide open."

― s.clover, Monday, April 16, 2012 5:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I feel like this cartoon immediately suggests about a thousand variations on this basic theme.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

"i didn't do anything wrong, this is just another case of 'driving while human'"

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

"Not again. My ass is still full of eggs from the last time."

BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

"Wow, I always figured those "Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft" signs were just scare tactics"

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

"Highway 61? More like AREA 51, amirite?"

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

"This 'Bluetooth Connected' station sounds just like your phone."

Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

"What did I say about talking to Scientologists?"

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

"Is it just me or does something seem perspectivally off about that UFO following us?"

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

"I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque."

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

"Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline."

BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

"There are four lights!"

Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

"you can too tell if people are here illegally by how they drive"

goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

btw, i didn't enter with marco; that's somebody else

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

aww

it's a moral victory though

BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

i wonder how often they get dupe entries

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

Had to look "Marco" up, so..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Polo_(game)

Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:04 (fourteen years ago)

. . .

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't get the "Marco" thing either, I thought it was some oblique reference to Italian poolboys.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:37 (fourteen years ago)

That makes me feel better.

Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:30 (fourteen years ago)

looooool

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:08 (fourteen years ago)

"I don't think they're happy I refused the probe."

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

"oh yeahh.... all right... take it easy baby... make it last-make it last all niyeet... she was... an amahrican girl"

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

Both the rectum-related ones made me irl lol.

Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't get the "Marco" thing either, I thought it was some oblique reference to Italian poolboys.

It sort of is, in fact.

Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:24 (fourteen years ago)


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