So I said 'let them eat grasshoppers'...
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
I think I left my wallet back at that restaurant.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
The King of Queens is a much funnier show than I ever realized.
― Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:39 (fourteen years ago)
"Worth it."
― 1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
"I could really go for some pizza right now. That's right, I can't. I have no head. Aaaaaaagh!"
― s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:56 (fourteen years ago)
"Funnily enough, it's the little things I miss. Like my head."
― s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:58 (fourteen years ago)
"I get it, it's hard not to stare. Well, not for me."
― s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 02:01 (fourteen years ago)
"I thought she was only like that with me"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:01 (fourteen years ago)
haha
― recent thug (k3vin k.), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:08 (fourteen years ago)
"i have to end this. The sound of our colliding neck nubs is sickening when we kiss. Tell my daughter that I love her."
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:58 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm sure she won't notice. Just act nonchalant."
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:32 (fourteen years ago)
"Now we'll never be astronauts"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
"Christ, what a neckhole"
― 1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
"I got someone to look it up on Wikipedia. Apparently, this is normal"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 05:59 (fourteen years ago)
"But I got the villa, my pension entitlements are safe and the kids are mine for the holidays, so, y'know...."
― less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, 2 April 2012 07:52 (fourteen years ago)
"Walk it off."
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 07:55 (fourteen years ago)
"it's just that we don't seem to have anything in common"
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 2 April 2012 12:51 (fourteen years ago)
"I can't believe you played "Heads or Tails" after seeing what happened to me."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:00 (fourteen years ago)
"I think those new boner pills are a little TOO good."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:07 (fourteen years ago)
she told me i was the one
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:10 (fourteen years ago)
women eh? can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. unlike heads, dave.keenly observed, barry. keenly observed.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)
Is there a new one to caption?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
"marco"― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this actually made me laugh, it cannot win― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, March 20, 2012
this won btw
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
But isn't it the woman on the side of the pool who appears to be talking?
― Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
forks I saw that it was nom'd and was psyched. didn't know it won.
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/23/p465/120423_contest_p465.jpg
― s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:38 (fourteen years ago)
"Christ, what an asshole"
― goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
oh yeah, also awesome that it won!
― s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
"What is this joker, blind? The left lane is wide open."
― s.clover, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:41 (fourteen years ago)
"I am driving a Mini and therefore I deserve death"
― goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)
"that may look like a ufo that is immediately behind us but it is actually a streetlamp that is in the foreground. representing three dimensions in a two-dimensional medium can be difficult."
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)
go forks!
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
"did you bring condoms?"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
"i'm so glad that i just had my anus whitened"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)
"Maybe it's time we upgraded to a space barge."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)
"Orson will be pleased."
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
"Fuck, I hate cops."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
"You first."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
"You've got your papers, right?"
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
― s.clover, Monday, April 16, 2012 5:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I feel like this cartoon immediately suggests about a thousand variations on this basic theme.
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
"i didn't do anything wrong, this is just another case of 'driving while human'"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
"Not again. My ass is still full of eggs from the last time."
"Wow, I always figured those "Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft" signs were just scare tactics"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:55 (fourteen years ago)
"Highway 61? More like AREA 51, amirite?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)
"This 'Bluetooth Connected' station sounds just like your phone."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)
"What did I say about talking to Scientologists?"
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:58 (fourteen years ago)
"Is it just me or does something seem perspectivally off about that UFO following us?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:59 (fourteen years ago)
"I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque."
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline."
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 22:05 (fourteen years ago)
"There are four lights!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:06 (fourteen years ago)