Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

From watching MOTD I see that Roger Johnson put in a performance of stunning ineptitude. Surpassed only by THE WORST defending I have ever seen for Wigan's 2nd goal against Stoke. A square pass on the halfway line that the receiving player just waited..and waited..and waited for the ball to reach him at no time did the thought appear to enter his brain that he might want to, I dunno, MOVE TOWARDS the fucking ball before a Wigan player intercepted it. Horrendous.

Johnson played 3 good games for Wolves at the start of the season and has been fucking terrible ever since.

i like the fact that Karl Henry didn't automatically walk back into the side now he's fit, McCarthy wd've had him playing on crutches. and the 1st half was as good as we've performed under Connor, albeit that we are shit and going down and probably dropping thru the Championship while the cheap cunt of an owner employs Charlie Cairoli to manage the unmotivated talentless shitshower of cunts we call a squad to continue playing gormless antifootball

Yah, from the highlights Wolves looked v good in the first half. I hope Johnson wasn't playing 'cos his wife tweeted that him being on the bench was #ridiculous.

Bloody hell - Carroll looking like a world beater for 95% of that. Wtf was he doing?!

What a dick

that was pretty stupid, unless he lost his footing. still.

Krul has completely mugged him there. Well played

Brilliant save by Krul there, then off the line - didn't think that was handball.

Ah no, it was. Was all but behind the line too.

And there's the inevitable sucker punch.

Really good header on the stretch.

expect Liverpool to bid for Ben Arfa in the summer

i was thinking that Suarez would be really good in this newcastle side.

Carroll looking dangerous today, like he's remembered what he was good at.

Think a mid table team with aspirations (no I'm not describing LFC) could do worse than go for Papiss Demba Cisse. Second top scorer to Mario Gomez in Bundesliga in an unfashionable Freiburg side. Been impressed whenever I've seen him, strong, good in the air, surprisingly nimble and mobile and leads the line well. In fact I might be selling him a bit short with the mid table thing, he may well be better than that.

― pandemic, Monday, May 23, 2011 3:07 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I really should have been talking about LFC when I wrote 'mid table team with aspirations.

Wow I didn't realise that Everton had slipped ahead of Liverpool.

Yep, we're underdogs for the Cup semi now.

Sunderland would've climbed ahead too but for City's late goals.

An inch from 2-0, that would've been awful

Cisse is fantastic though

Wow I didn't realise that Everton had slipped ahead of Liverpool.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, April 1, 2012 9:07 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think the commentator just said that only wolves have picked up fewer points in 2012

Yup, eight points so far this year. Wouldn't entirely count out us making it nine today, but this is a huge 45 minutes coming up in terms of spirit, imagination, etc even if not.

why was Simpson holding the post like that? He was basically asking handball it. Of course he got away with it but it seems like a risky strategy

Wonderful goal, Cisse 2-0

mile offside though

Was it? I just saw them pulling us to bits.

I suppose that makes up for the handball in the first half no wait

a good two yards or so

No doubt about it. Still, seems pointless grumbling, it'd just've happened some other way instead.

Also has anyone noticed that Liverpool's hideous run of form has coincided with the return of Jamie Carragher to the starting lineup?

Since Agger's been injured the defence has collapsed entirely.

Never a red, come on! Ffs.

At least we'll get an outfielder in goal now.

What a shambles.

Lol as fuck

I would love it if we beat them now

wtf was Kenny doing?

Reina out of the Cup SF now. Marvelous.

At least Utd lost 3-0 there

wasn't quite as embarrassing as this tbf

I'll take what I can get. Clean sheet for Enrique too, get that up ye.

it's all about the cups. it's all about the cups. it's all about the cups. argh fuck it.

no Dalglish interview :(

I'd have a 'what does the future hold' poll up by now were it anyone else.

hey, look on the bright side, at least doni's gonna get a few games :D

At least we'll get an outfielder in goal now.

Think the last time that happened was Staunton going in goal in the Derby in 99/00 wasn't it. Made a great fingertip save too.

Tottenham being well outplayed here in the first 15', but I don't really trust Swansea to make sure the scoreline reflects that.

Predictably, one nice Spurs counter makes it 1-0, VdV with the goal.

Bale acting like a winger

otm