Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

holy fuck is that article meant to be on drogba's or lampard's side?

"Every club gets breaks here and there, you get good ones and bad ones. It evens itself out over the season, that will never change."

What are you thinking, Ferguson? This should appear as a disclaimer on every interview he ever does from now on.

In front of his teammates, Villas-Boas accused the England international of only being interested in scoring goals, adding that Lampard was "not his type of player".

Yeah, see, despite being one hundred percent true this is fucking terrible man-management.

It got Frank motivated enough to score that penalty that time

i'd imagine that when you're trying to organise these heaving lumpen cunts into some semblance of discipline the perma-indulged biscuitlover trying to tell you where he should play in frot of the rest of the team would be irksome

yah he got a retirement fund payout and got to generally troll 'the senior players' & piss on their shitty little parade for 6 months, doubt hes too upset

boss boss woss wrong wiv me ployn beyind dideyay

boss

boss i assed you a question

yeah but he's got an IQ of 198 or sumfing

doubt hes too upset

"r u srs"

I can't know what's in his heart but I kinda doubt the 34 year old manager working 18 hour days and sleeping at the training ground is pleased with the first ever blemish on his CV because he got to 'troll' anyone.

Reckon AVB wouldn't have behaved like that if Abramovich hadn't led him to believe he could get away with it, but yeah dumb all the same.

Abramovich will still ship half these cunts out in the summer. I'd be unimpressed by a load of my senior players putting a Champions League place at risk by basically deciding they couldn't be fucked because they didn't get along with the manager.

if he isnt a prissy idiot then he can get over it, maybe go share a few bottles of sassicaia w/ ancelotti and he'll explain

The major criticism I've heard is that he's reckless, will creep forward looking to head off (or join) attacks but get caught out of position.

eh, he's arsenal's second best goalscorer, so, fair enough?

Ian Wright got caught out of position?

Abramovich will still ship half these cunts out in the summer. I'd be unimpressed by a load of my senior players putting a Champions League place at risk by basically deciding they couldn't be fucked because they didn't get along with the manager.

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who tf wants to pay ebrjt and smart and fat frank lampards wages? or how do you ship out players w/ nowhere for them to go?

You're acting like clubs like Anzhi and Man City don't exist.

Reckon Terry will stay whatever happens, the others I'm not sure about.

"whatever" not including any potential outcome of his trial, surely?

I've just been assuming he'll get off that one.

well yeah but

lamps is still out of contract this season isnt he? still can't see jt letting him get the tin that easily unless it's to a mutually agreed cushy number in america

jimmy quinn needs his mick gooding

The Mirror is claiming Anzhi are going to give Chelsea £45m for Torres. I know you're super rich lads but you could probably get that price down a bit

That's like my initial attempts at haggling when I went to North Africa. You don't feel good afterwards.

i try not to brag on ilx about my few definite and irl applicable skills, but five years of dealing with irish landlords has my haggling skills razor-sharp, i often have to remind myself to go easy on the softer ones

Anyway, torres, assuming his wages had to be maintained post-move, is a 15m right winger.

Stop being a tease Roberto and tell us how Sergio injured his foot. CMMMMOOONN!

maybe he dropped a full jerry can on it

I'm guessing his kid Shawcrossed him

mario drove his quad bike over his toes. only possible explanation.

big toe in the bathtap

yikes, this is pretty horrible: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/mar/30/aston-villa-stilian-petrov-leukaemia

Fucking hell! Thoughts with Stilian and all.

God, that's awful, poor Stan.

Fucking hell! Thoughts with Stilian and all.

― EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:35 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hope he'll receive as much love as muamba did

Damn, that's awful. Thought he was one of the few players on Villa worth watching.

I got to thinking the other day that those weird Adidas tops Chelsea and Liverpool wear, the ones that can't decide whether they're short or long sleeved, might be contributing to their struggles.

don't worry, we're wearing warrior next season. just you wait ;)

liverpool v spurs in baltimore in july btw. wire football puns please.

Preston North End Broadus, Velez Marlo Stanfield, that kind of thing? Only better?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aKzvAntH9yI/Tqns3IF93rI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/C2UJvcPMLec/s1600/lpoolwarriorHA.png

Don't like it.

I assume there will be a "If you come at the King you best not miss" banner

"I want my corners!"

not sure those kits are genuine ben. seen some which supposedly are and they're nicer than those.

saw someone on twitter suggesting we get snoop and chris partlow to defend our corners.

Something about Charlie Adam's $1m corners.

milan v chelsea in DC the same day as pool/spurs

Dan is every top-flight match in the US this summer compiled in one place anywhere that you know of?

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1913788

detective phil mcnulty

That BS thread should be a good list. There might be some missing because not every team is playing an MLS club, but I'd bet my ass that SUM (marketing wing of MLS) is organizing them all so the MLS site will have listings. Liverpool/Roma is in Boston ahead of the Spurs game, Aston Villa is coming to Chicago and Portland to play the Fire and Timbers, Roma says they're playing in Chicago too (no opponent listed yet, probably Guadalajara or America) etc etc. There will be quite a few.

Some enterprising soul should organise it a little more, schedule a final, and just call it the Club World Cup (or whatever the FIFA thing isn't called). The clubs would go for that big time I reckon, there's money in it and they're there already.