don't lex :(
i'm so depressed :(
BRING ME BACK TO 2009 BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link
didn't realise anyone out there missed Safina's reign at No 1
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
also, Serena's "I was only playing at 20% of my level" comment? I'm sure she's reusing that. Her excuses are only at 20% as well these days ;_;
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
i miss serena's USO + AO + W reign :( :( :( :(
tennis sucks so much
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link
holy shit I hope you all were watching that, it was fucking gorgeous
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
:D :D :D
MARION <3
CAKE beat Kirilenko 1 and 2. Every Kirilenko match should go like that. I like to think Marion was as offended by Kirilenko's recent success as me.
Same can be said about the Azarenka streak.
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Thursday, 29 March 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
This:
http://static.wix.com/media/f36b007a20a06a847f1ac7856919738e.wix_mp
My heart right now
― this pooper, give it to her in the christmas (edwardo), Thursday, 29 March 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link
CAKE :D
I am unsurprised by these results, you know Cake is impervious to aura and wouldn't fold.
Somewhat surprised to discover that Cake has never beaten A-Rad. The winner really needs to come from the top half though, and I really don't trust Aga to beat Ma$ha in the final...
― lex pretend, Thursday, 29 March 2012 07:07 (twelve years ago) link
:D at Maria BSing her way to another final. And no Azarenka this time!
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
And unless I'm mistaken, Radwanska still has no losses this year other than to Azarenka!
― justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
Thank you Maria for saving us from the match-up with undoubtedly the worst matches of all time: Woz/Rad
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ that. The Rad/Woz match from the YEC made me throw up so much.
Nonetheless, I will totally be reverting to my recently-abandoned Radwanska stan-hood if she wins this.
Federer must be so fucking embarrassed losing to Roddick now the finalist he would have faced is Murray not Nadal. Still, losing to Roddick should be punishable by more than just embarrassment. Wonder if he could get #2 back anyway.
― this pooper, give it to her in the christmas (edwardo), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
BESTRESULTEVER
I have been given joy and life by Maria's pissed-off face, she absolutely cannot bear losing to Aga! Isn't she back in Siberia yet?
― lex pretend, Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
LOL WTF
thank god i missed that
maria in finals... so embarrassing
aga winning the 1st set with one winner. LOL PATHETIC PLAYER. MARIA LOL EVEN MORE PATHETIC PLAYER.
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Saturday, 31 March 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
LOVE YOU A-RAD LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.
― this pooper, give it to her in the christmas (edwardo), Saturday, 31 March 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
Quite honestly this is a better result than I could have hoped for.
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Sunday, 1 April 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
good lord what a point
― recent thug (k3vin k.), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ how much Murray stuffed up that game. from 40-0 up iirc?
I also forgot that Murray beat Djokovic in the Miami final 3 years ago.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
Heh, every game going to multiple deuces and Murray losing them all.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
^yup -__-
― recent thug (k3vin k.), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
aaaagh I cannot take this shitty stream that constantly freezes but I can still hear the point getting better and better. why is technology so shit?
― lex pretend, Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
Live streaming sites seem to be getting worse all the time, 'tis true.
Points are getting longer but not sure they're getting better exactly - practically every one seems to end on another Murray forehand into the net.
― Roz, Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
I have turned it off b/c I can't fucking see anything anyway. Going to see the new Werner Herzog film instead. Might stab a couple of live stream site owners on the way.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
Sounds like I didn't miss much anyway.
Djokovic may still be winning but he is definitely nowhere near the level he was playing at this time last year, and sooner or later players are going to realise he's beatable. I say the NOLESLAM doesn't happen.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
Venus d. Jankovic.
FUCK YES. Soon, she comes for the actual elite.
― this pooper, give it to her in the christmas (edwardo), Thursday, 5 April 2012 07:19 (twelve years ago) link
We need to talk about what amazing shade Sloane Stephens throws.
http://www.10sworld.com/tennis/blog/sloane-stephens-healthy-happy-and-nineteen
“I’m friends with Jamie (Hampton), Christina (McHale), and Melanie (Oudin) - well, we don’t see Melanie as much anymore,” she said, trailing off.
...
Stephens, on the other hand, only had positive things to say about the current torchbearer of the WTA, number one Victoria Azarenka. ““I love Vika. You could tell me she sucks toes - I wouldn’t care,” she laughed. “She’s been nice to me since I met her for the first time. She and my mom are always chatting it up. People are always telling me they hate her - I don’t know why.”
― lex pretend, Thursday, 5 April 2012 07:34 (twelve years ago) link
jankovic needs to retire asap before she fucks up her h2h vs the williamses completely.
― groovemaaan, Thursday, 5 April 2012 07:52 (twelve years ago) link
that is the least shady shade I've ever seen
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Thursday, 5 April 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago) link
What does a Djokalo look like?http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8664/djokolo.jpg
― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Friday, 6 April 2012 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
I'm ready for the Serena/Venus Charleston SF. Haven't played on clay since RG final 02 IIRC??? :o
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Friday, 6 April 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
lisicki injury time-out
music playing: ASHLEE SIMPSON - NOTHING NEW
never did i think i'd see the day where an ashlee album track would be played at a tennis tournament. so much life
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Friday, 6 April 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
serena and ashlee simpson at the same time, captured on my tv. this is too much for me to take right now tbqh
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Friday, 6 April 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha now THAT is shade
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
you realise i was serious right -_-
OMG AT THAT FIRST SET. SERENA YES YES YES THOSE BACKHANDS
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Saturday, 7 April 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THAT is the serena i love. such clean hitting. absolutely unbeatable.
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Saturday, 7 April 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
You realize I was talking about the music they played when Lisicki got hurt
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Saturday, 7 April 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
Serena was so good against Stosur, who just looked totally hapless.
Though not as hapless as Hercog's doing right now. This is embarrassing for her. Oddly enough Hercog's game reminds me of a destitute man's Stosur - obviously based on a big serve and running around her big FH but everything's so awkward and disjointed and her BH is laughable. Even brainless Lucie knows to aim 90% of her shots there.
― lex pretend, Saturday, 7 April 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
oh lol
yes
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Saturday, 7 April 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
Today's ticketholders must be on top of the world right now.
― lex pretend, Saturday, 7 April 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link
i would have been :D getting to see one of the best performances of the last few years :D
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Saturday, 7 April 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
"I have to say this is probably the best match I've played in my career, either in a long time or it's up there in the top five," Williams said.
wowzas.
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Saturday, 7 April 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link
Hercog, based on my observations of her, has a very specific game plan against lefties like Lucie. That is to hit to the forehand constantly. Saw it when she was playing Makarova earlier this year and it was such a spectacular failure. Can imagine the match was just like that. Not that I mind, because I <3 Lucie.
― this pooper, give it to her in the christmas (edwardo), Sunday, 8 April 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link
ATTENTION
Yulia Putintseva and her antics will be streamed for the first time later today. Against JANKOVIC, appropriately enough. CAN'T FUCKING WAIT hope she's as insane as she's made out to be. I have waited for her to make it on to the tour for YEARS
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Thursday, 12 April 2012 10:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://cowbell.typepad.com/forty_deuce/2010/01/robbie-watch-2010-shes-so-annoying.html
The diminutive but confrontational 15 year-old Russian has developed quite a reputation for herself in a short space of time and her penchant for intimidating umpires by persistent arguing and attempting to influence the calls of line judges have become notorious.
“She is a pit-bull, pure and simple,” said Peter McNamara, the former Australian doubles champion who now figures amongst the elite coaching team at the Mouratoglou Academy just outside Paris. “She will fight and scrap and do anything. The only person I’ve seen argue and try and intimidate umpires more consistently is John McEnroe.
i <3 her already
she's totally gonna double bagel jankovic
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Thursday, 12 April 2012 12:16 (twelve years ago) link
OH MY GOD WHAT HAS DOLGOPOLOV DONE TO HIS HAIR
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V4owa4Z89Q4/T2vGgcaSroI/AAAAAAAAOYI/VwAEemVtEYQ/s1600/AD-Miami-1.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/p/sp/getty/5b/fullj.716c1a1fbbf94a616c69eeb2b0858675/716c1a1fbbf94a616c69eeb2b0858675-getty-141722239.jpg
I CAN NOT
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Thursday, 12 April 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
apparently the skin on his face hates it so much it's attempting to melt itself off his skull in protest
― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 12 April 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
The VERY FIRST Putintseva point I see is followed by a racquet toss :D
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Thursday, 12 April 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
TRIPLE racquet toss!
Her tortured facial expressions are something else.
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Thursday, 12 April 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link