TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MICHAEL BAY REBOOT (2014)

at this point I want Bay to replace them with My Little Ponies just to watch online fandom implode

anyone who goes to see this must value meaning over pleasure.

are you sure it's not the other way around?

or is it truth over sleeping

there's a certain espirit de corps or instant kinship that develops under conditions of shared suffering and i think a lot of people have chosen michael bay movies and star wars prequels to facilitate this.

lol TMNT is not the Beatles

there's four of them and they're heavily influenced by eastern philosophy, and master splinter looks like brian epstein.

I had to double check the MMT album cover to make sure one of them wasn't wearing a turtle mask.

hahah

what's the over/under on whether Raphael says "sup bitches"

there's going to be a small turtle humping someone's leg in this

i swear to god if these turtle/aliens dont love pepperoni pizza i dont know what i ill do... theres go my childhood... no point in living

otm

truthbomb

do you guys have a preference of which pizza chain gets the endorsement prize?

i guess just not one of the ones that fund abortion bombers

although i suppose if the movie bombs than it just less money for abortion clinic bombings so idk

i'm gonna take a wild guess -- that's dominoes isn't it?

are you telling me that papa john's is telling me what to do with the human body??

Ving Rhames as Shredder

"It’s so funny — if everyone was such a die-hard fan, they would know that the TCRI canisters where the ooze comes from. That is alien ooze."

many why did the turtles have to be green...not gonna lie kinda ruined it

http://allhiphop.com/2012/04/09/hip-hop-rumors-is-kid-cudi-starring-in-the-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-movie/

hint hint mane

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platinum dunes producer says ninja turtles may be mo-cap ala rise of the planet of the apes:

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/features/brad-fuller-ninja-turtles-jgiro.php

Can't wait for this grounded film about ninja turtles.

The suits could now be a little cheesy in a modern setting.
Yeah, yeah, I don't think we're going to go in that direction.

Yes, CGI ninja turtles are in no way cheesy.

I would love to see some Hollywood mavericks go all-analogue with the effects now and then. I miss that shit.

otm.

Teenage Mutant Dogme 95 Turtles

Can't wait for this grounded film about ninja turtles.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:07 (24 minutes ago) Permalink

Irony free over here.

Didn't know about the aliens and dropping of Teenage from the story and title. Feel like it's too late for me to get angry. Still ordering pizza tonite

i hope they get into their EMOTIONS

Teenage Mutant Emo Turtles

Hoping 1/3 of the film will be them training with new ninja master on a mountain top in Japan.

under a waterfall, with voiceover of koans

"does the shell protect you.... or do you.... protect... the shellllllllllllllll"

Definitely some helicopter flyovers.

Maybe they train on an aircraft carrier at sunset.

pizzas.

Yeah, pizzas are too cheesy. They're going to be eating something more grounded.

falafel?

Raw milk

http://i.imgur.com/CR7i7.jpg

twitter campaign to get donald glover cast as donatello

http://perezhilton.com/2012-05-02-donald-glover-for-donatello#.T6GbmlIrqSo

xpost to is this racist

looooool

You had a cameo in the second Ninja Turtles film in the '90s. Would you consider appearing on the soundtrack for Michael Bay's Turtles reboot?

I hope so. I don't have anything in writing, but you never know (lifts his pant leg to reveal a Ninja Turtles tattoo). I'm a Turtle fan.

http://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=3561812

Vanilla Ice offers no cold judgements

just testing this font

damn