Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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he's number one!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

dude don't bring gs into your thread about cing on ts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd like to c all over those a(ppletini)'s.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

OH MY WORD

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

we already covered cs upthread.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

those a's are like a red flag to a bull.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

you mean rf to a b, obv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmmm, the photo of LL with the tinfoil upthread looks like an amateur painting of LL rather than LL herself.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Giving up my Lindsay crush feels like the time I gave up drinking. It was not a good time. I had to complete my sentences when I spoke to people for starters.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

semi-unsafe for work
ihttp://www.plus613.com/image/2519

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't approve of myself for posting that link or anything

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

those don't look natural.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

nope. not at all. ew.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

what is this "semi-unsafe" ?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

is it going to give me an unsafe semi?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

It could be safe if you work at a nipple farm.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

luckily for me, i do.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Any vacancies?

― R.I.M.A. i.n. m.o.u.r.n.i.n.g. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

They thrive off of migrant farm workers who travel from nipple farm to nipple farm, chasing the perkiest of the perky, going where the wind takes them.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004124.html

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Next time they're near Lindsay, they should give her some new nipples in an act of uncharacteristic charity, bringing her one step closer to reclaiming her humanity.

x-post

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

These are the two sentences that begin the Lohan article. Is this guy for real? My reading of the article (scratching my own balls; thinking abstractly about apple juice) seems to put me in mind of a nap.

Several years ago I predicted that all magazines would eventually become Playboy. We're close. zzzzzzzz

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 July 2004 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

fritz i linked that already! (he says w mixture of ego & abject shame)

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 29 July 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://subliminal.ytmnd.com/

― Bunzzzzz O)))))))))))))))))) (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/lightswentout/consent.jpg

― DNC ROFFLE (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Ain't it Cool News - The Early Years

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Tara Reid's had implants, what a waste.

I heard Lohan got augmentation as well. I hope not. Man, she has me drooling in "Mean Girls". In fact, I'd say she's one superb young lady. However, she's definately not as sexy as Jennifer Love Hewitt. Although if I ever had even the slightest chance of groping Lohan's boobies I'd probably lie and tell her she was the hottest thing on two legs.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I feel that nabisco's comments are founded on his attraction to the celebrity. It is true, she is very attractive. But as I have often said - these people always are.

It is odd to see Amanda as 'Homosexual'. I don't get it. Is there a a reason she can't be 'Amanda', or something else?

Rosemary's comments about being hot ready and legal were odd but maybe interesting.

― the bellefox, Monday, 2 August 2004 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link

cody banks: teenage tit freak

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Why aren't you "Joseph", pinefox?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, is there some reason you can't be Joseph? I feel confused and alone.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I am not against pen-names. In fact, I am against (many) real names.

It's more a matter of one pen-name vs another. I don't get the 'Homosexual' thing.

― the penfox, Monday, 2 August 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Screw you all, my image of the girl was totally blasted sideways by that behind-Paris picture. She looks like a Columbia undergrad. Which, yes, is still hot, but in a totally different way. That way that people are hot when you don't actually like them.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco did not meet the same columbia undergrad that yanc3y, ally, daddino and I met.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

and to think that i decided not to go to columbia

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

For instance, 'Markelby' is a good pen-name.

― the bellefox, Monday, 2 August 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

oh yeah tracer and matos were there too:

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/06/386013/83639789647l.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd shag Paris Hilton. I'd do all them young famous ladies.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

wow E-Z Jet flight 212 Los Angeles-->Glasgow just sold out.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

it'd be better as a handkerchief-name.

crossposts

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

those are some crossposts, indeed.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh man, I totally forgot about Sarah Michelle Gothster. I bet she's hot, ready and legal. Especially if you give her $5 and you social security card.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

And Paris recently broke up with Nick Carter, so maybe you've got a chance, C-Man!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I just gave her the $5, no SS card.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, that's where you went wrong.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Have we already done this somewhere?

http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/celeb/LindsayLohan_0516_300x298.jpg

WTF?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:05 (nineteen years ago) link

When is this obsession with thinness going to go away?

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Lindsay Lohan is secretly Geri Halliwell.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

that's very sad actually

: /

crossposts

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link

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