Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

haha wow

lovely, thx for the youtube

For real?

Torres scored one like that against Blackburn once, I thought it was good iirc, opinion here was it was shit. Several levels below MVB tbf.

i remember the torres blackburn goal it was a beaut strike, not on the volley which imo made it a very impressive hit technically, but i mean torres was no crouch those days. now, i dunno maybe he aspires to crouch

those are the saddest words

feeling the "geek online dating" ad that comes up on the YT of the Crouch goal

we live in the saddest of all possible times for gifted lethargios

nice shawx header ruled out for ball having gone out from corner

capitalise ffs

no

Five fucking minutes! This is torture.

Twenty fucking years!

capitalise ffs

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, March 24, 2012 7:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no

― less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, March 24, 2012 7:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^would post to Footcelsior

What a waste of a corner ffs

That'll do

http://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1332615157856.gif

needs to be seen from the camera behind the goal tbh

thats the goal of the season

― less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, March 24, 2012 6:50 PM (44 minutes ago)

lol

i got carried away

it is certainly the peter crouch goal of the season

i mean fuck it, you have to take this shit into account

Time to modreq a title change to 'Roberto Mancini' yet?

the kraatxi goal is the sort of thing most epl players could score given enough chances, i mean there was a better drop-kick kinda goal in league one last week

monkeys and typewriters p much

next year is his year

kinda feel that a lot of british ppl cant tell the difference between that and the rly rarified skill levels required to score the sort of goals rvp scores, like taking his eyes of the flight of a 30 yard chip to suss the goalkeeper then hitting it first time at the nearpost

bales volley at stoke last season was better too

rvp crouch dammit man

if a monkey actually wrote a decent play you'd be impressed, like

its more like a monkey managing to type 'cunt'

like if u left the room and ten minutes later there was just C U N T on an otherwise pristine page and a simpering idiot monkey sitting there with a bottle of champagne from geoff shreeves

the kraatxi goal is the sort of thing most epl players could score given enough chances

you could say this about the vast majority of great goals, football being what it is they don't tend to be the result of some rarified physical power

the next 20 of those Crouch tries will probably go out for a throw but if we can't enjoy what we have then

that is a horribly formed sentence btw, apologies

It was a good goal, I'm calling it.

that is the difference between the sort of goals u see on motd goal of the month which are mostly just long shots etc, and something like the messi goal last week when he nutmegs spahic while the defender is running, or the ronaldinho toepunt vs chelsea

the average player would p much never think of trying to score in that way

Gotta say that how the hell it occurred to Crouch to try was the question uppermost in my thoughts tbh. I mean it's not like there's much in the way of precedent.

hes scored some p difficult volleys before, it is kinda a thing he can do, even technically inept players have areas of aptitude eg walcott can finish well from acute angles sometimes

yeah I can't imagine there were legions of Stoke fans screaming HIT IT when he brought it down on his knee

awkward volleys is prolly his best skill agreed

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/multi-talent-crouch-22.jpg

Crouch goal was a great goal fuck a monkey typewriter challop.

I prefer a well crafted team goal myself but huge volleys from miles out by players facing away from goals are worthy of praise.

It needed slapstick but otherwise a fitting way for City to lose a title imo

why's david platt talkin shite instead of mancini

motd discussion starts here

definite peno for hoilett

I chuckled to note Chelsea-Spurs at the foot of the running order

I'm not watching MOTD, but re: why's david platt talkin shite instead of mancini I think they said on ESPN post-match something along the lines of Mancini has refused to do an interview because he's so angry he'll get himself into trouble (with the FA). I don't know what perceived injustice it was that he was angry about.

Petrov putting in some amazing crosses.

what perceived injustice it was that he was angry about

trying to avoid subbing on tevez so as to not appear desperate then having to do so because he was desperate

they are for muamba

lol at Robinson coming short to Hoilett after the corner there. That would've been the biggest abdication of duty ever

Sly dig at a manager petulantly refusing a post-match interview, I like it

im assuming one of these cunts was drafted in at late notice to replace the liverpool tards who cant bear putting the shiv into dalglish