M-M-M-M-MEGAFAIL!!!!
http://angryblacklady.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Geraldo-is-a-dipshit.jpg
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)
DJP by putting the words "Gabrielle Union fuck" in such close proximity you have raised and then dashed my hopes.
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
Rivera's son must be ashamed for him an awful lot
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
that top tweet is next level
― bnw, Friday, 23 March 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
Geraldo's lack of filter is stunning
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
"I gave Geraldo +Klout on being a child of color in America!"
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:18 (fourteen years ago)
his hoodie surely murdered him, much like short skirts are known to sexually assault women
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
DJP is gonna hate fuck Dwyane Wade?
― dayo, Friday, 23 March 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
"look like a gangsta" rmde
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)
Geraldo, I think a kid getting gunned down by a crazy likely-racist did more to remind American minorities of the dangers facing their children than your "he shouldn't have been wearing a hoodie" concern-trolling
xxp: if that's what it takes to get Gabby's attention
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)
gangstas should all start sporting comedy mustaches imho
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)
comedy mustaches and hypercolor t-shirts
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)
So Geraldo, I guess that means when someone sees you driving around in your Mercedes, or walking around in an expensive suit, you're fair game to be robbed? After all, you're flaunting your wealth. You're asking for it. You know the risks.
― we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
A gut-puncher of a post on this topic by Jesse Taylor at Pandagon: http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/comments/a-young-black-man-being-late
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:23 (fourteen years ago)
everyone knows from Geraldo's mustache that he is a video game plumber
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:23 (fourteen years ago)
throw geraldo head-first into a chemical toilet imho
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
xxp: I wish I could say that story surprises me
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:25 (fourteen years ago)
I'm wearing a hoodie right now. It's orange.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
sending cops over to your house now
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
"His hoodie killed Trayvon Martin as surely as George Zimmerman"
it ought to be a crime to employ geraldo rivera
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
h/t to a HOOS http://jsmooth995.tumblr.com/post/19458926115/and-youd-need-a-shirt-longer-than-a-royal-wedding
― dayo, Friday, 23 March 2012 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
geraldo needs to launch a new line of safety clothes for urban youths
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
red and white butcher stripe coats and straw boater hats and comedy moustaches, b/c looking like an olde-timey barbershop tenor won't get you shot
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
open season on bill belichick
― bnw, Friday, 23 March 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
fuck i read that shirt post and started tearing up.
― s.clover, Friday, 23 March 2012 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/files/original/oreilly_geraldo_mets_051807.jpg
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
VERY SUSPICIOUS
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
acting kind of crazy
why is he wearing glasses from a head shop
― the late great, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
looks high
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
/!\ALERT/!\ hoodies can get your kid killed /!\ALERT/!\
― shur fine (am0n), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
http://publicspaceone.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/geraldo5.jpg
― shur fine (am0n), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
Does this mean we can shoot him?
xpost
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
stand your ground
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQOg2HaB1Xc
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:22 (fourteen years ago)
that was the best geraldo ever
― the late great, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
i don't understand why geraldo is famous and morton downey jr isn't
― the late great, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cge8Y9511qz5ew6o1_r1_500.png
― I DIED, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
so we had a chance to push him into the ocean and missed it
― bnw, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:28 (fourteen years ago)
http://c498390.r90.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/geraldo.jpg
― shur fine (am0n), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)
u.s. ama
― shur fine (am0n), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:30 (fourteen years ago)
http://carrielikethemovie.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/rico.jpg?w=300&h=200p
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:33 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, wait, you weren't looking for me? My bad.
Holla if you change your mind.
welp, the 'alternative'-view articles are starting to circulate, a little later than expected.
(I sure as hell ain't posting any of them here though).
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:09 (fourteen years ago)
the most I'll say is, all of them spend an inordinate time building up an equation that, even if it weren't flawed in design, doesn't even spit out the conclusion it would need to in order to have any merit.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:10 (fourteen years ago)
also btw, there's a rumor floating around taht he was on suspension from school during the shooting, implying he was 'violent' and that's why he got suspended.
the suspension...was for tardiness from school (http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/03/23/trayvon-martin-never-picked-fight-friends-say/). Way to inadvertently prove your own racism, dudes who spread that rumor!
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:32 (fourteen years ago)
latino.foxnews.com
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:44 (fourteen years ago)
u sayin that site looks 'suspicious'?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:45 (fourteen years ago)
looking forward to jew.foxnews.com, etc, that's all
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:46 (fourteen years ago)