"prepare to die" should be a caption in more nyer toons, esp the ones with some boring couple sitting on couches
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 12:26 (fourteen years ago)
"Just til they get back off holiday you say?"
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 12:30 (fourteen years ago)
"Told you that dwarven pool company was a mistake"
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 12:31 (fourteen years ago)
"did you remember to level up honey?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 12:35 (fourteen years ago)
poolboy caption is pretty good.
this is a pretty tough one, I think.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:23 (fourteen years ago)
"You know, this is a bit improbable from the perspective of volume displacement"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:28 (fourteen years ago)
the pic is not that funny on its own, is the problem
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:30 (fourteen years ago)
and it's a chinese dragon, another kink
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
...or maybe i'm mis-seeing it
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:32 (fourteen years ago)
"Calling it Eliot Nessie doesn't make it cute. Or a pet."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
"and you wondered why that pool cleaner had a sword and a shield"
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:53 (fourteen years ago)
"For god's sake George just give him his ring back"
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
"You might want to say "Beetlejuice" three times round about now"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:57 (fourteen years ago)
"No, YOU deal with it."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:06 (fourteen years ago)
"when i asked you to start 'draggin' the pool for leaves, this isn't what i meant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
'level up' ftw
― less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:14 (fourteen years ago)
"I've heard this is normal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:16 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm not trying to be cruel, I'm just saying that... oh god, he's right behind me, isn't he?"
― s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
How do you know??? IS IT TRYING TO STEAL YR JOB??
― Johnny Favre (Leee), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
lol sorry, something about all the fins and no wings made me think it was
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
you can tell the dragon is chinese because in his new monologue, mike daisey is lying about it.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
^^ winner, you'd better submit it.
― Johnny Favre (Leee), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/02/p465/120402_contest_p465.jpg
If it weren't for Megan, I wouldn't know where my head would be at.
They're going to get a million variations on this, aren't they.
― Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:45 (fourteen years ago)
"..."
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Sunday, 1 April 2012 05:07 (fourteen years ago)
"Let's never fight over a girl again."
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Sunday, 1 April 2012 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
"I went in with an entirely different meaning of giving head."
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:03 (fourteen years ago)
Wait, where are we going? I don't know, I have no head. Aaaaaaah!
― s.clover, Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
"My name is Ichabod, too! What are the odds?"
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)
"The sacrifices we make for our kids."
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
His methods are somewhat unorthodox I'll grant, but a good therapist is so hard to find.
― s.clover, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)
Irrelevant, had sex.
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
"you're right, our barber's eyesight is definitely getting worse."
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, you smoke before? Man, that's genius.
― goole, Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
oh that's good
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
"Man she was so ugly it was kind of a relief"
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
I find it's simplified things for me.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
The best part was when she ate my head.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
The King of Queens is a much funnier show than I ever realized.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, I've heard there can be side effects, but my hayfever's completely cured.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
One look in her eyes, and I completely lost my head.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
So I said 'let them eat grasshoppers'...
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
I think I left my wallet back at that restaurant.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
― Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:39 (fourteen years ago)
"Worth it."
― 1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
"I could really go for some pizza right now. That's right, I can't. I have no head. Aaaaaaagh!"
― s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:56 (fourteen years ago)
"Funnily enough, it's the little things I miss. Like my head."
― s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:58 (fourteen years ago)
"I get it, it's hard not to stare. Well, not for me."
― s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 02:01 (fourteen years ago)
"I thought she was only like that with me"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:01 (fourteen years ago)
haha
― recent thug (k3vin k.), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:08 (fourteen years ago)
"i have to end this. The sound of our colliding neck nubs is sickening when we kiss. Tell my daughter that I love her."
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:58 (fourteen years ago)