2012 republican presidential nominee IV: NEEDS MORE BOOING

Saw that this morning. I bow to that editor.

Indeed. Brilliantly done.

hahahah wow.

the second verse is A+

oh that fucking rules

boom boom boom

Man of the people

Meanwhile, Newt!:

"I will use my words carefully here so I don't commit a Santorum."

my dog is on the roof
my dog is on the roof

it never occurred to me to congratulate someone on their lava lamp

all I have to do is look at that URL...

xpost -- what kind of empty life have you lived

so why did mitt romney say the words "papa bear"?

I was at a book-talk screening of The Spy Who Came in from the Cold tonight--bleak, squalid, a little depressing. And now I come home to Mitt Romney, Smiling Nominee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHUSQwZ6gWo

the blond one is hot in a polyurethane Ryan Gosling way.

That Romney brood is freaking me out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXHkOlDTYx4

OMG these candidates are just gifts that keep on giving (sorry if this was already posted)

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/ann-romney-loves-it-that-women-are-upset/

MOLINE, Ill. — Both Mitt and Ann Romney turned their attention to the concerns of women voters at a pancake breakfast in western Illinois this morning, focusing on issues such as spending and high gas prices.

“Is there anyone in here that is going to vote for Obama next time? Is there anybody? I mean, we’re really upset,” said Ann Romney, who took the stage at the American Legion Post 246, where her husband Mitt had doled out pancakes to a crowd of about 200 before making remarks.

“And I love it that women are upset, too, that women are talking about the economy, I love that,” she said. “Women are talking about jobs, women are talking about deficit spending. Thank you, women. We need you. We all need you in November, too. We have to remember why we’re upset and what we’ve got to do to fix things.”

She must have gone to the Sarah Palin school for question/answer deflection.

I came sort of close for voting for Santorum today - open primary! - but even as a spoiler I couldn't bear to do it.

cmon people this is a team effort

aw c'mon guys Romney's only funny when he's running scared. don't kill all the fun yet

fun is dead.

my dog is on the roof
my dog is on the roof

― tempestuous alaskan nites! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The former House speaker added, "If people on the left want to talk about talk show hosts, then everybody in the country should hold the president accountable when someone at his event says something that is utterly and terrible unacceptable as what Robert De Niro said.”

that could backfire for the right, huh?

noted talk show host robert de niro

We have to remember why we’re upset and what we’ve got to do to fix things.

ignore what ann romney says and zone in on the zen cool of this sentence

The latest data on Latino voter preferences, commissioned by Fox News no less, shows that Republicans are getting absolutely crushed among Latinos. Among the findings, 69.5 percent consider themselves Democrats or lean that way, while just 15.9 percent consider themselves Republican or lean that way.

And if the election were today:
Obama 70
Romney 14

Romney is so hated in the Latino community that he is actually underperforming among Latino Republicans! When the votes are counted, he will be lucky to clear 20 percent. THAT is how toxic the GOP and Romney are to Latinos right now.

More, from Kos.

ay carumba

caramba, you Republican.

lol

d'oh

my dog is on the roof
my dog is on the roof

― tempestuous alaskan nites! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 12:30 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats a big dog youve got on the roof there congratulations

Ehh, I think the dogs are just the right size.

Reminded of seeing this on I-5 southbound a few weeks ago, where some dickhead had no problem with his puppy dog wandering round the truck bed unsecured whilst flying down the highway at 60 mph+

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/429764_10150574806751596_681036595_9601186_105997269_n.jpg

uggggghhhhhhhh

you wouldn't store a lawn mower or a bookshelf up there. Why the fuck do people do that with their animals?

I see more dead pets on the interstate than possums or armadillos. Feral animals mostly know better than to run across an interstate, especially one that's elevated. Pets have no choice.

http://distilleryimage7.instagram.com/dffd09e2738511e180c9123138016265_7.jpg

literal smh

for real that image caused an upwelling of pity for rick santorum from me.

"Just think how much more robust and functional this iPad would be if it was made in America!"

I don't understand what is happening there at all

just imagine the santorum staffer dispatched to the nearest big box store to snap up an etch-a-sketch when that dumb quote came in over the transom

... is that an etch-a-sketch?

apple's really taken a dive since steve died huh

"In my day iPads looked like this, and they were made in America."

x-post!

dan: http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-romney-etch-a-sketch-20120321,0,2407636.story

Romney's campaign just needs to start making self-desparaging comments every day, just to fuck with Santorum.

"Haha, once this primary campaign's over, the Governor's just going to change his shape like brown play-doh and start fresh for the general election!"

One Week Later

Santorum: "Do you see THIS?" *holds out both hands covered in green slime*

"we're kind of like a slinky, just bending every which way, going down stairs, i mean..."