Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

There might have been some unrepentant smooching in full view of a bar half-full of people. Which actually IS more than I expected.

whee!

Excellent, I thought my nuance detector was not working this fine Monday morning but I see it is calibrated after all

Oh you.

btw guys i had a breakthrough tonight, i realized i am only attracted to lesbians, it all makes sense
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, March 19, 2012 8:44 AM (5 hours ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGMr6kCWau4

Just messaged me to inform me I am radiant despite "tipping towards 50"

>:[

GUY just messaged me that should say.

oblivious or negging?

may think you're sarah mclachlan

Oblivious, just some random ESL dude from SEAsia - get those occasionally. Sort of Mahir-esque messages.

oh no, not another tipping conversation on ilx

Second date awfully far away.

like how far?

Oh just next week. Although since entire weekend fell through, maybe I can resched.

I thought you were going to say "tomorrow", all coyly ;)

Haha! *bat* *bat*. But no.

Um yes. It is now tomorrow.

smooth operator!

oh no, not another tipping conversation on ilx

Baha :)

someone's screen name is a reference to salinger's catcher in the rye. somehow this turns me off. am i being unfair?

nope

Not if they are over 25.

They are 44. Haha.

I'd have to know what exact screen name they chose before I could weigh in on this topic. As for now, I would not immediately disqualify him.

you are generous vp! the screen name is a combo of the title & the name of a character in the book, but i have already decided against him. :/

btw daters remember I said [here] that we should have a NYC FAP?

Thursday April 5th any good?

Hm maybe but there's a conflicting event on 4/5 for some people, involving a movie screening at BAM and an appearance of Chris Eigeman.

someone's screen name is a reference to salinger's catcher in the rye. somehow this turns me off.

If their screen name is "Fuck You," marry them.

just when i think i'm out, i see a blonde ex journalist who wears plaid skirts to punk shows that pulls me back in

I have a third date today! With the same person. I think this is going fairly well

ooh

Yep.

He is completely stupidly cute, the dimples are weapons-grade, I don't even know what to do.

Do you just sit there while he is talking and think

DIMPLES

Yes, he sounds like the teachers in Charlie Brown cartoons, I have to store what he's saying for later retrieval because I can't hear a word.

alright, i guess this site really did work for me after all (paired with a confluence of other factors/coincidences).

Haha.

such begrudging acknowledgement, heh

congrats!

What, everyone's getting lucky all of a sudden? What is this, the gay thread?

An environmental activist called me "Dimples" on the street the other day, when I refused to stop to sign her petition . . . maybe I should market myself to the dimple-loving population?

Congrats Laurel & b_g!

heh, i met my current guy on okc! (it was over a year before we saw each other again, but still) - this thing worked after all

I'm not sure that congrats are in order, I can't tell what's happening from one date to another! Part of that is some oddities about him and part is some neuroses about me but it's not a bad thing. It's been good.

Straaaaaaangeloooooove

I'll probably never hire the ghostwriter.

Is this a good self-summary? It's not mine.

I like my sandwiches cut in half. I've had the same cell phone number for 13 years. I'm bothered by burned-out light bulbs. I hate standing but love walking. I have a radio in every room tuned to NPR. I have too many songs named "Track 1" on my iTunes. I try not to end a sentence with a preposition. I believe dialogue sounds better with a British accent but gossip should be delivered with a southern accent. I find comfort being alone in a crowd so I'm living in the city but don't know any of my neighbors. I am patient and do not settle, but can be happy without having it all. I try to pay attention to what matters but I am interested in a lot of things that don't. When I write this it seems interesting, but when I read it, I'm bored.

I am kind of amused, seems to be a little quirky but self-conscious, yet not too self-conscious

Huh:

MUSIC
Dolly Parton, Heather Headley, Beyoncé, Justin Timberlake, Jamiroquai, Dave Aude, Moto Blanco, Phillip Glass, Ben Folds, Pet Shop Boys, Tony Braxton, Christopher O'Riley, Ray Lamontagne, Olive, DB Boulevard, Bebel Gilberto, Sade, The Carpenters, Robbie Williams, Zero 7, Freemasons, Luther Vandross, Robyn, Lisa Stansfield, Anita Baker, Weekend Players, Whitney Houston, Lady Gaga, Mary J. Blige, Agnes, Massive Attack, Aimee Mann, Seal, Deborah Cox, Shelby Lynne, Michelle Williams, Mariah Carey, Diana Krall, MIKA, Stan Getz, Barbra Streisand, George Michael, Janet Jackson, Everything but the Girl, Madonna, iiO, Tracey Thorn, Kelly Rowland, deadmau5, Buzzin' Fly Records, Kaskade, David Morales,

MOVIES
Shine, Billy Elliot, Life as a House, Love Actually, Truth or Dare, Big Fish, Steel Magnolias, Drop Dead Gorgeous

I've seen.... worse? Movies list pretty dire

Maybe he'd be interested in arguing if some of those are comedies. Or if Truth or Dare is horror.

Is this a good self-summary?

NO.

When I write this it seems interesting, but when I read it, I'm bored.

I'm bored, too. Do not date this person.

I'm not considering dating him, just looking at others' profiles as models.